Archive for the ‘Fun With Media’ Category

No, I’m not playing some 80s music. How about a paean to the working man in honor of Trump?

(It starts real slow, so I’ve jumped to when the music starts. Shroeder is a little bitch so they have to play without him)

 

Not as good as Hey Ya, but still pretty good.

Let’s start with some EUnuchstanian Cause totally not Effect!!!!!!!!!!!

Right now global worming is so strong it’s recordly cold in EUnuchstan, they have mostly electric heat apparently.

So in France

“Avoid sending too many emails with large attachments” is among the power-saving measures suggested to the French public in order to prevent overloading the national grid during this week’s cold spell.

France is facing fears that a national power shortage could lead to widespread cuts.

In Amsterdam,

Amsterdam and the surrounding areas were plunged into darkness at 4.15 am local time leaving at least 364,000 customers without power

That’s why I never hit “reply all”.

 

In Akbar Britain

Britain will leave the EU’s single market when it exits the EU, putting an end to speculation that London might try to seek a “soft Brexit”….

Theresa May said….

That totally did not lead to this.

Sterling rose after May…

In the minutes that followed her comment, the UK pound surged 2.5% to an 11-day high of $1.2347.

The UK pound also gained more than 1.5% to 86.69% against the euro.

Politicians can screech about anything, but people who put their money where their mouth is cannot afford to ignore reality. (You know, except for the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc., they delight in losing money, but it’s a religious contribution. Think of it as tithing).

 

In Let’s Fuck The Country As Much As Possible Before I Leave news, Obama!

First, get those political appointees in the GS crew!

President Obama rushed to fill nearly 100 federal government vacancies during a frenzy of appointments in his final few weeks in office.

Since the new year, Obama has named 72 people to federal job openings and nominated another 17 for positions requiring Senate confirmation, according to CBS reporter Mark Knoller…..

The wave of announcements includes several White House officials, who will serve well after Obama leaves office. (I doubt they’ll serve well V)

 

Dick.

Next, Let’s Get The Country Even More Riled Up And Rioting with a politicized Dept. of “Justice” report on Chicago’s Cops!

Page 2, paragraph 3: 60 ride-alongs
Given that there are 279 police beats, three watches, that’s 837 potential ride-alongs. Not to mention rapid response, traffic, 06, tact, saturation, gang enforcement, boats, horses, god knows how many administrative and undercover beats, there’s probably nearly 1,200 potential ride-alongs in a 24 hour period. The DOJ claims they spent “300 person-days” here, that’s 360,000 opportunities to ride-along.
.016% – sixteen thousandths of one percent….

In other words, people with ingrained prejudices against the police, people with histories versus the police, people whose livelihood relies on suing the police – people with axes to grind. How many of these “interviewees” fit into one or more of those categories? How many were selected at random, or did they all volunteer to come forward with their stories? We know that certain retirees who left or resigned under investigation were all to eager to sit with the DOJ to air their supposed “grievances.”

More importantly, how many of these stories fall outside the supposed window of 2011 to 2016? Some? Many? All? We don’t know because in every single example cited throughout the report, no dates are given. Some of these stories could be ten or twenty years old. Maybe more, seeing as how they bring up Burge who has been gone for almost 25 years now (Wait, they’re blaming Iowahawk now? V)

 

Listen, he needed to rush that out before he left office so they could get the conclusion that whitewashes Rahm Emmanual and the Chicago political machine. Geez, these guys are cops in Chicago, you’d think they  understand that.

 

Since the commie lost here, let’s help the one left in Cuba!

The State Department, under Obama’s direction, signed a new law-enforcement agreement with Cuba Monday that seeks to deepen America’s newfound diplomatic roots with the island nation,…

(from USA Today linked article)Notably, the agreement did not include a return of U.S. fugitives that Cuba has harbored, including New Jersey cop killers, Black Panther hijackers and Puerto Rican terrorists.

Rhodes reiterated last month that Obama’s foreign policy with Cuba has been designed to be as “irreversible” as possible for President-elect Donald Trump.

 

Fuckhead.

Obama’s taking Airforce One, not home, but on another vacay we get to pay for.

TMZ reports that the family will board a helicopter after leaving the Capitol on Friday which will take them to Andrews Air Force Base, where they will board a government plane for the trip out west.

 

The article says that Obama will have to pay to get home but I bet a  dollar that in a month, when he wants to go back to DC, it’s going to be a National Emergency That Trump Refuses To Fly Him And His Family home On Air Force One!

 

So, did Obama fail?

As the debate continues over repeal of the Affordable Care Act and what might replace it, a growing share of Americans believe that the federal government has a responsibility to make sure all Americans have health care coverage, according to a new Pew Research Center survey.

Currently, 60% of Americans say the government should be responsible for ensuring health care coverage for all Americans, compared with 38% who say this should not be the government’s responsibility.

That’s 60% of Americans who are in favor of socialism. Cuz it’s fair.

 

The perfect Tabloid Headline For Our Tabloid POTUS!

Chelsea Handler blames the Kardashians for Donald Trump’s win

I don’t really have anything to say about that except for the perfect tabloidedness of the headline.

 

Minitrue, don’t ever change.

US, Baltic states sign military pacts as Trump uncertainty grows

Until you are all out of work.

An accurate headline would be, “US, Baltic states sign military pacts as Putin uncertainty grows” but our fine minitrue betters know who the real enemy is.

 

I bet Cleveland wishes they had loyal movers like this.

Two dozen moving companies from the San Diego area have vowed not to assist the Chargers in their move to Los Angeles. The group of movers publicly expressed their displeasure and their stone-cold commitment to not lending a helping hand on the website WeWontMoveYouChargers.com.

Heh. So long as movers don’t refuse to get Obama the hell out of the White House this is protected free speech!

 

Apparently SyFy movies have lied to me.

 

Where are the screams, the blood, the fully filled bikinis? Sonomabatch.

 

Duffel Blog has really been on a roll, The History of the Battleship in 15 Awesome Pictures!

The USS Maine was America’s second commissioned battleship. Ordered in 1886, launched in 1890 and commissioned in 1895, she was both over budget and obsolete by the time she entered service, setting a precedent for every Navy project since.

In 1898 she made her decisive contribution to victory in the Spanish-American War by exploding at anchor in Havana….

…saw the development of the “battlecruiser,” which had the armament of a battleship but not its protection. Relying solely on speed, it was basically the equivalent of walking up to Tito Ortiz while thinking: “What if I just hit him as hard as I can and then run?”

….“the most successful type of capital ship yet designed.” Today she is best known for the footage of her destruction after being torpedoed by a German submarine in November 1941, shown above in Movietone News, and shown below in the 1989 music video for the Red Hot Chili Peppers cover of Stevie Wonder’s “Higher Ground”.

…Like the USS Maine, this event (Pearl Harbor V) reinforced the relevance of the battleship’s role in galvanizing the American public for war by blowing up at anchor.

Read the whole thing, it’s high-larious.

Look around. Here it comes.

It’s just our national nervous breakdown.

 

Here’s how fake news works. McCain gives some blatantly faked deal to one of Obama’s Trump-haters in the Dept. of “Justice”, they brief Trump on it saying, “People who hate you  (Like McCain and..well, the intelligence community) are going to be doing shit like this to you in the future. Be prepared.”

The stupidity is published as accurate. Minitrue does their thing and next thing you know, basic facts are obfuscated.

Here we have Allah saying,

NBC claimed yesterday that the synopsis was prepared but not shared with Trump, and furthermore that it was prepared merely as an example of “disinformation,” potentially to show him how unreliable private intelligence is.

Yeah, they try to make it hard to figure out what happened, but it was shared with Trump,  move the word “potentially” and the sentence reflects reality.

He’s talking about the Clapper thing, here’s a different take on the intelligence brouhaha culminating with Clapper’s letter.

I haven’t seen a lot of follow-up about that (well, except now for the main headline on Drudge), but it’s very clear that Trump just nailed the existing Intelligence agencies for leaking this information. He knows it, and they know it. And guess what happens less than 12 hours later? (Clapper’s letter saying, ‘Our bad’ V)

Trump is a huckster, but he’s smart and can accurately model reality and act accordingly. He’s also used to dealing in the highest circles of competence in the world, now he’s in the US gov’t. That’s like training for the NFL and playing in the Lingerie League.

Well played, President-Elect Trump. I suspect we may see some top-level housecleaning when Dan Coats (Director of National Intelligence and Clapper’s replacement), Mike Pompeo (Director of the CIA) and Gen. Mike Flynn (National Security Advisor) are confirmed and in place

How beautiful would it be if our gov’t was actually run by people who care more about reality and helping America than giving money and power to leftist groups?

 

Let’s do some a couple fake news items. Without hovering over the link, try to see if they’re parody or satire or meant to be believed.

Nancy Pelosi says Obamacare was bi-partisan legislation.

Mattis attends confirmation hearing wearing only Spartan helmet and ‘Fuck ISIS’ boxers

Maybe when Trump is done, stories like the first will be parody and ones like the second will be accurate.

 

In, Scandal-Free Obama news, Fast and Furious.

One of the guns used in the November 13, 2015 Paris terrorist attacks came from Phoenix, Arizona where the Obama administration allowed criminals to buy thousands of weapons illegally in a deadly and futile “gun-walking” operation known as “Fast and Furious.”

A Report of Investigation (ROI) filed by a case agent in the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco Firearms and Explosives (ATF) tracked the gun used in the Paris attacks to a Phoenix gun owner who sold it illegally, “off book,” Judicial Watch’s law enforcement sources confirm.

Too bad none of our fine media betters are covering this.

Check that, thank goodness they aren’t. They’d hide that it was Obama selling the gun and use it as an excuse to try to take my guns.

 

Lots of chucklers and near chucklers today, so let’s start with one that makes me laugh.

A few years ago I opined on the nature of Pluto and its moons.

Maybe there are hydrogen oceans with CO2 sands and probably little water ice mountains with helium snow so the people who live there ski in the morning (about 487 of our days long) and then have pina colodas beachside in the afternoon (also 487 days long, happy hour is a bear there).
It gets cold at night I bet.

Now, I feel vindicated.

 for 2015’s historic Pluto flyby – and when it got there, it discovered stunning towers of ice reaching 500 metres into the sky.

This is the first time this phenomenon has been found anywhere in the Solar System other than on Earth,

Life guard towers obviously.

 

Team America! Gets It Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!

China’s President Xi Jinping will promote “inclusive globalization” at this month’s World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos and will warn that populist approaches can lead to “war and poverty”,

 

It won’t be Kim Jong Il working with the Film Actors Guild to Bring Peace For Our Time while causing wars around the world, Xi will be handling those duties.

I don’t think I’d go to the Panama Canal for a few years.

 

Now some graphics.

The Best Sign Of The Day.

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Heh.

 

Not sure why Joey is in this one, I’d much prefer Rachel and her nips, but I do like the sentiment.

doglife

 

I always wonder what dogs think of us. I wonder if they think we controll weather. My dog thinks I’m an asshole, so I figure he thinks I make it 120 degrees outside just to fuck with him. His biggest wonder is how to get that big moving room to take him to McDonald’s. Next to the park, McD’s drive-thru is Kago’s favorite place to be. Now that he’s older, he prefers the drive-thru to the park.

 

I mentioned Nancy Pelosi and Obama, you know what that means! Pics of them below the fold!!!!!!!!

(more…)

Or…What The Intertubes Refuses.

 

This one is very darn funny but the comedian doesn’t even know he’s funny. I love those.

So some fool at NY Mag trying to make sense of life and Trump voters writes this.

Unlike a lot of people, who had to try to make conversation with conservative friends and family over the holidays, I only know two confirmed Trump voters….

(bunch of idiocy about how he’s an intolerant asshole but it’s okay because Trump V)

The most prejudiced people also tend to be the most provincial; they’ve never actually met any of the people they think they hate.

 

It always makes me laugh when people unknowingly describe themselves so perfectly.

 

Corey Booker, who has previously praised Jeff Sessions as a non-racist, is now going off on a Sessions is a racist!!!!! tour.

I wonder, will any of our fine media betters actually notice that change? (no, I don’t wonder, I just like to make myself laugh)

 

Speaking of which, Trump’s presser today was absolutely hilarious. He’s nearly as entertaining as Rumsfeld at a presser.

He called out CNN as purveyors of fake news while he was on CNN. The CNN tool was freaking out. He wouldn’t shut up, I thought Trump was going to have to call security to throw the asshole out.

1 Minute Later Update!!!!!

Suddenly, I miss Helen Thomas at press conferences. That would have been funny.

 

He called CNN out for this bullshit, the “Russians have dirt on Trump and they’re going to blackmail him!!!!!!!!!!” (lies pushed by fucking McCain).

They  will literally run anything that makes Trump look bad so I look forward to more and more people feeding them idiocies that match their preconceptions (Trump stole his first $million via charity fraud!!!!!!!!) and watching them run with it…right over a cliff.

The other point on that is that the Russians have plenty of dirt on Clintons (from all the bribes over the last 20+ years) and yet, now our fine media betters are worried about it.

Trump is being immunized from our fine media betters’ outrage.

 

This is typical stupidity, about how Dems are attacking a Trump nominee, Betsy DeVos, for supporting FIRE, which fine organization tries to promote freedom in a commie dictatorship (higher ed V). That’s stupid enough, but might not look stupid to people who don’t know what FIRE is, but the reason I’m linking is for this quote from Polieico.

Republican megadonor Betsy DeVos has given thousands of dollars to an advocacy group that is seeking to overturn an Obama administration policy that made it easier to discipline college students accused of sexual harassment or assault.

 

Yeah, and in Salem they were upset when people tried to stop it from being easier to burn witches.

 

One of the reasons I hate our fine lefty betters so much is because of the way they try to ruin any fun to be had by anybody.

A ‘black’ college has their marching band going to Trump’s inauguration so some arbiter of all things black told them they should not accept the chance of a lifetime.

Cuz of the hatred and racism. (Trump was the opposite of racist until 2015, back when he was still a Democrat).

 

Now, some chucklers.

This one makes me laugh pretty hard, it’s the world upside down and sideways.

President Obama’s clashes with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may cost him a membership at an exclusive golf club, sources said.

Obama is looking to join the elite Woodmont Country Club in Maryland once he becomes a private citizen.

But members of the mostly Jewish club are at each other’s throats

 

I’m not sure what’s funniest, that Jews are kicking someone out of a country club as in the last century it was Jews that were not allowed into country clubs or that Jews are blackballing a black man from a country club.

 

That would have been the funniest item of the day if this article had been from Duffelblog, but it is supposedly for real.

So the Department of Defense (DoD) decided to do something about it, and is requesting environmentally friendly ammunition for use during training exercises.

The request was made via the Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) program. Specifically, the DoD wants “biodegradable training ammunition loaded with specialized seeds to grow environmentally beneficial plants that eliminate ammunition debris and contaminants.”

I’m pretty sure that was the plot of an H.R. Pufnstuf episode.

 

Trump can’t come soon enough for our military.

Yeah, sometimes I just want the world to go away. I call those days, “Everyday”.

Let’s see what’s going on out there now that Trump won.

CNN makes me laugh, they’re so consistently leftist.

As eastern EUnuchstan is worrying about Russia attacking, CNN knows who’s to blame. No, not the Jews, that’s so 2015.

It’s Trump of course.  I was flipping by CNN earlier while they were talking about this and their correspondent ended by saying something about, “war looms on the horizon as Trump is close to being POTUS.”

No mention of Obama’s fecklessness and Hillary’s idiocy, but in that last story about how we are sending troops back to Norway, they manage to make it look like Trump’s fault. CTRL F gets you 12 mentions or Trump, most of which are about how he’s weakening NATO, Obama returns 0.

It’s funny how all that’s wrong in the world went from being Bush’ fault to being Trump’s fault. Well, not funny so much as ‘Fake News’.

 

Let’s keep making fun of CNN. This is a perfect trifecta of tone-deafness, ignorance and hatred of America.

Americans should wear hijabs to show solidarity with Muslim women who fear being attacked for wearing the religious head covering, CNN anchor Alisyn Camerota

Yeah, see, women are attacked for not wearing that, not for wearing it. If they want to make an impact, they should go to Saudi Arabia and get women to stop wearing it in solidarity with women who fear being attacked for not wearing their sack-o-slavery.

Alisyn was on Foxnews for a long time, this shows that Foxnews hires from the same brain-dead pool of blow-dried teleprompter readers.

Which leads to Megyn Kelly might “jump to CNN!!!!”

My prediction? Outrage-monger/Trump-hater, Megyn will have high ratings initially (first week or two) and then, back to CNN’s normal third place slot while whoever replaces her will have good ratings. CNN just cannot out-lefty MSNBC and most people are sick of fake-news.

 

Also totally not Obama’s fault? The resurgence of the Persian empire.

The assimilation of militias into state armies in Syria, Iraq and Lebanon does not mean handing over the keys of local government to these Iranian militias. On the contrary, by being part of the Syrian, Iraqi and Lebanese regular forces, these militias will control — on Tehran’s behalf — their respective armies, and by extension the governments behind these armies….

So big deal, it’s not as if there’s some sort of historical example of this.

The model of local kings, historically known as satraps in ancient Iran, is an old Persian scheme. After invading neighboring territories and forcing their leaders to concede, rulers of ancient Iran would keep the local king in power, on the condition that the king pledges allegiance to the Iranian king (Shah in Persian). Thus the Iranian ruler became the King of Kings (Shahnshah).

Too bad Rome and Greece are too broke to scare up some legionnaires or hoplites.

On the plus side, they will be fighting against Constantinople, Pharoah and the Arabian peninsula, which hasn’t worked out well for Persians in the past.

 

In EUnuchstanian hilarity, Geert Wilders is on trial for Hate-Speech!!!!!!!!! for a fairly milquetoast statement

based on a speech he delivered in 2014 calling for “fewer Moroccans” in the country.

The Economist knows Why You Get Trump

The trial is scheduled to start on October 31st, and if past precedent is any guide, it will lead to a boost in the PVV’s popularity.

as he’s poised to become Prime Minister.

His party is now the biggest party in the Dutch polls. With elections coming up in March 2017, the populist politician seems to be on track to become the Netherlands’ next prime minister.

 

The EUnuchs might have underestimated their serfs as much as our fine betters in the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party have done over here.

 

Kellog’s decides to get all political.

Kellogg says it will no longer advertise on Breitbart.com, the website formerly run by one of President-elect Donald Trump’s top aides, Steve Bannon….

to ensure its ads “do not appear on sites that aren’t aligned with our values as a company.

I’m sure that will work out well for them. I know I’ll look at what I buy and see if it’s from Kellog as I do not like to buy products that are not aligned with my values as a consumer.

 

Freedom Is Scary!

Student Jake Goldberg’s free speech resolution called for an end to campus anti-free speech rules at Tufts, including vague administrative provisos that crack down on the “use of nicknames,” “hurtful words,” “bias-fueled jokes,” “comments on an individual’s body or appearance,” “innuendos of a sexual nature,” “gender bias,” and dozens more similar examples cited in the measure.

But the Tufts Student Senate recently voted 26 to zero with two abstentions to reject the proposal

Unanimously rejecting free speech is seriously scary. I’d bet the two abstentions were afraid of their fine, tolerant, fascist friends.

These are our next generation of Americans. We are so boned.

 

So as a “Never Hillary” type, I won’t be “I told you so”ing, but I might be “I expected that”ing.

Cases in point.

Secretary of the Treasury: Steve Mnuchin, former Goldman Sachs executive and protégé of George Soros.

Secretary of Transportation: Elaine Chao, a.k.a. Mrs Mitch McConnell.

Secretary of Commerce: Wilbur Ross, lifelong Democrat and George Soros BFF.

Secretary of Homeland Security: Michael McCaul, 5 term Congressman and co-sponsor of amnesty legislation in 2015.

 

If he names Romney to anything except Secretary of Being Made Fun Of, the next 4 years are going to be uglier than even I expected as he’ll be universally hated by everybody except the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party.

Regardless, Trump supporters are going to find out that Veeshir’s Iron Law of Politicians is absolute, whenever you like a politician you’ve been successfully conned.

 

club NY! NYC has a culinary HS where budding cunilin….ummm,,, culinarians go to learn to cook. Great plan, except they haven’t paid their gas bill and

With five of the school’s six kitchens unusable, increasingly uninterested students have been forced to learn their craft from dry classroom work rather than stovetop experience.

“430 kids can’t cook,” read a blistering e-mail Wednesday from Nan Shipley, chairwoman of the nonprofit group that supports the school, “Our seniors can’t train for culinary competition. Our freshmen have no idea why they are at the school. The culture of the school is withering on the vine.”

 

They’re spending way too much on crap they’re not supposed to do so they don’t have enough to do what they are supposed to do.

 

In Sarah Jessica Parker news,

Her 2-year-old shoe and apparel line, SJP, will open its first store next week at the brand new $1.2 billion MGM National Harbor casino in Oxon Hill, Md.

DPUD has exclusive pics of her flagship shoe line!

 

sj-parker

 

Troll Level: Trumpian!

A London cafe horrified customers by selling a nut-based smoothie in a swastika-emblazoned bottle — and made matters worse when the drink’s “rogue” creator refused to apologize.

Nin Com Soup was hawking the $4.90 “Nutzy…

Nin com soup. That’s hilarious. And now they’re getting all kinds of free advertising.

It took months to get the OUTRAGE!!! flowing, I bet they started to wonder if they were going to have use a totally evil symbol of hate to get rolling, but luckily they didn’t need to use any Trumpian symbols.

 

The Hottest Year Ever is about to get even more globally wormed!!!!!

While we end November on a warm note here in the eastern US, there are changes unfolding across the Northern Hemisphere that will likely bring a widespread very cold air mass into the US next week. This cold air mass is first going to arrive in Alaska this upcoming weekend with some spots in that state plunging to 40 degrees below zero and way below normal for early December. After that, the cold air dives into the western US during the first half of next week and then it’ll likely blast into the eastern US late next week.  In fact, by the time Saturday, December 10th rolls around, there may be colder-than-normal conditions all the way from Alaska to the southeastern US.  Beyond that, it looks like this colder pattern will indeed have some staying power as we move deeper into the month of December.

Record heat causes it to be cold. I learned that in The Day After Tomorrow.

Since they don’t mention CO2 I’m gonna assume their science is probably not utterly flawed and stupid.

I do thank global warmmongers for that, it makes it easier to figure out who to believe.

Or just really endy to go with the hilarity?

You Make The Call!

Now, anything you read that says, “Trump’s gonna (do this!)!!!!!”, there’s no way to even judge the odds of it happening. It might even be an accurate quote from Trump, but that doesn’t mean he’s gonna do it.

This seems unlikely but it’s one that I really hope happens.

Foreign governments will be encouraged to investigate the Clinton Foundation’s finances, as many are already turning off money spigots to the scandal-scarred group, The Post has learned.

A source close to President-elect Donald Trump’s…

If only to watch the media defend her against starving, HIV-positive Haitians they screwed over when they can’t ignore it.

 

I’ve seen everybody say, “Obama throws Hillary under the bus!!!!” on this story, but I see it as nothing new for Obama.

Obama added, “There are some counties maybe I won that people didn’t expect because people had a chance to see you and listen to you and get a sense of who you stood for and who you were fighting for.”

If only she’d explained her brillyents better, them stupid hicks in flyover country would have known how to vote, because unless Hillary shows up personally to tell them about her awesome plans for corruption and dishonesty, they won’t know about it because nobody covered it.

We’ve disappointed Obama. Again.

 

This one makes me laugh my ass off.

Minitrue outlet, the Hill, asks, “Will Obama hold fire on Trump?

They start out with this to get it over with so we can get to the meat of the problem.

President Obama is grappling with the difficult question of how to handle his successor, Donald Trump, after he leaves office in January.

Obama has frequently lauded former President George W. Bush for moving off the political stage to give him space to govern, a courtesy he says he wants to extend to Trump.

Now, if I’d written that I’d have stopped there after writing, “That’s what he should do.”, but then, there aren’t many people who don’t suckophant at Obama who work for the Hill.

Then they get to where they explain that it’s different.

But Obama knows he is being replaced by a president who’s vowed to roll back many of his core policies and whose worldview could not be more different from his own.

Cuz you know, Obama was so sympatico with Bush.

Jeez, Obama spent all his time blaming Bush for everything and Bush mostly kept his mouth shut. Cheney returned serve a couple times, but that’s it.

The funniest part? They  believe their ‘logic’ and they further believe that anybody who disagrees is a hate-filled, Trump-worshipping, ignorant, fascist-moron.

High-larious.

 

One of the reasons we have Trump is because of the way our fine media betters lie so blatantly and often.

During the election some people had the unmitigated gall to point out the media’s dishonesty. So what’s a minitrue to do?

Attack anybody who doesn’t agree with their community-based reality! They have their “fake news” talking point from journolist but the Wash Post felt it should go the extra kilometer and let their peeps know who to ignore.

“The way that this propaganda apparatus supported Trump was equivalent to some massive amount of a media buy,”said the executive director of PropOrNot, who spoke on the condition of anonymity with the Post.

“It was like Russia was running a super PAC for Trump’s campaign.”…

 

They  list Pravda so they can defend their list, but then they have Ron Paul, Drudge and the Gates of Vienna and more. Not only do they refuse to learn a lesson, they’re refusing to admit they might examine their practices.

 

The media’s standard standard can be very darn funny.

Now that their Golden Cow lost, they’re all in on a recount as they zoom in on 200 assholes in sheets supporting Trump while ignoring the murderous violence of the Dems’ front groups.

That’s about as endy as funny, but very darn funny.

This is the visual part of the post.

Today’s ‘cognitive’ dissonance comes from my favorite ‘stan, SondraKi.

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Both statements, next to each other like that, make sense to her supporters.

Some more Jill Stein

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She needs $millions to find out when the state deadline passed! If only there was a resource on the Internet that would allow you to ‘search’ for information stored therein.

The funniest part? The people who give her money would call me an asshole for making fun of this successful con artist whose marks are demanding she take their money.

 

This wouldn’t be so much funny as wrong, except it’s about a Russian puppet our fine media betters are busy showing they love.

nuh-uh

As the puppy blender and  NY Post note, Castro and his thugocrats lived large while Teh Peepul starved.

That’s pretty much socialism’s goal. How can they feel good about themselves unless they live much better than the serfs who need their direction?

I will say that it’s nice to see Castro and Che together again only now they’re good commies!

A Good Commie

A Good Commie

 

I’m actually sad the election is over for one, important, reason.

The peer-reviewed study – entitled “Measure of Impulsive Thrust from a Closed Radio-Frequency Cavity in a Vacuum” – notes that the machine designed to generate thrust by bouncing microwaves around inside a cone-shaped copper chamber does so “over two orders of magnitude higher” than other forms of zero-propellant propulsion like light sails, laser propulsion and photon rockets.

So instead of using inefficient rocket fuel to send spacecraft throughout the solar system, thrust is generated by those bouncing microwaves inside a chamber without a propellant or exhaust: a finding that flies in the face of Sir Isaac Newton’s third law of motion that for every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction.

I guarantee that they were working on that engine at a feverish pace in an attempt to have a workable space drive to get the hell off this planet.

Oh well, maybe a bunch of the researchers are Hillary supporters.

 

It’s really cracking me up watching our fine media betters freaking out over ‘FAKE NEWS!!!!!!’, when what they mean is, “People who do not push the narrative we’ve decided upon.”

Let’s look at some fake news!

Newt says he can think of 20 people more suitable for Sec State than Romney.

I can think of much closer to 100,000,000 who would be more suitable and the best part? They’re not working so they’re tanned, rested and ready!

I wanted Benito Giuliani for AG but Sessions is apparently a decent choice, I’d prefer Newt for Sec State, of course, Bolton would be my dream Sec State, but I’m really just hoping it’s not Romney or someone like him.

 

Trump is not going to prosecute Hillary!

I’m gonna wait until President Trump and AG Sessions says she’s off the hook, until then, all the news about what Trump’s going to do is Fake News!.

 

Fake News? That Obama does not hate America.

When President Obama spoke in Washington about the terrorist attacks in Paris, he was curiously unable to raise much passion. The passion came out only later in Turkey when he started attacking Republicans. Those attacks continued throughout that week, with charges that people who oppose resettling Syrian refugees in America are somehow xenophobic haters who are not in touch with American values.

I wish our fine media betters would pay attention to the screwing Obama is giving us rather than their fevered fantasies about what Trump’s going to do.

But then, if they did that we wouldn’t have President-elect Trump.

 

Mostly peaceful protestor blown up in North Dakota, she says it was the cops throwing grenades, he says cops aren’t using grenades so it was the protestors.

Hmmmm, too bad there wasn’t some way to figure this out.

Authorities are investigating an area near the Backwater Bridge in North Dakota where law enforcement reported hearing an explosion around 3 a.m. on Nov. 21.

According to the North Dakota Highway Patrol, several improvised weapons including small propane tanks rigged as explosives, as well as various slingshots and rocks, were found at the site.

mostly-peaceful-bomb

Oh well, we’ll probably never figure it out.

At least, we won’t if our fine media betters are on the job.

 

 

You know what pisses me off the most about “Science!” in the 21st century? The way it’s so dam unscientific.

Case in point.

The dwarf planet Ceres…

 

So Ceres, an asteroid with a diameter of 590 miles, is now a ‘dwarf planet’ but Pluto, with a diameter more than twice, is not a planet. Ceres is part of an asteroid field that could have been part of a planet while Pluto is all by itself.

Oh well, in another few years, when some “scientist” decides he wants CNN to pay attention, our fine scientific betters will declare the Earth a ‘planetoid’ as only gas giants are planets.

Too bad they’ll still be going on about global worming.

The riots are still going and they’re in more cities than I realized. I checked because aliceaitch commented.

As of last night we were still being told to avoid the area around the Denver capitol building due to protests.

USA Today says,

Cities across the USA saw a new round of protests Sunday,

A new round? Really? They’re the same riots, the rioters just have to sleep and get more stuff to throw.

How many cities?

Manhattan. Other gatherings were taking place in Chicago, Hollywood, Philadelphia, Seattle and Fort Lauderdale, among other cities,…

Austin, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles and other cities…

 

That’s a lot of cities mentioned and there are “others”.

Our fine media betters love stories with juicy video, why hasn’t there been a lot made of this on CNN and Foxnews?

I’m sure when our fine media betters do manage to talk about them  (while downplaying them) they’re all about the “Passion” and “Fear” of the “protestors” instead of saying anything about temper tantrums by intellectual infants.

Some other cities

PORTLAND, OREGON (where someone was shot)…LAS VEGAS…

Notice Denver and Phoenix are not listed, but I know that those two cities are seeing the same thing. If I cared all that much for an exact number, I’d have to search for “trump protests (city)”, but really, assume they’re in all large cities and even some smaller large cities, (Like Buffalo, NY)

So how violent are they?

The protests have been mostly peaceful

 

Very violent then.

How mostly peaceful?

Orlando Sentinel  headline

5 arrested after largely peaceful anti-Trump protests downtown

They mention some of the “other cities”

Boston… Oakland

From the USA Today link above

The protests have been mostly peaceful, though Los Angeles, Indianapolis and New York reported some arrests. But in Portland, Ore., police arrested 71

They list some other cities that had some arrests, but I’m gonna assume there’s a lot of arrests that they just don’t want to talk about. Because the ‘protests’ are mostly peaceful.

 

They must really have been mostly peaceful in L.A. 

About 150 anti-Donald Trump protesters were arrested in downtown Los Angeles early Saturday morning

When they say, “About” I’m gonna assume they mean, “closer to 200 than 150”.

So more than 150 arrested. That’s pretty darn mostly-peaceful.

I’m surprised none of these lying sacks of minitrue said the cops were taking the mostly peaceful protesters into custody to save them from Trump supporters.

How are the Dems reacting?

(NJ Senator Cory) Booker: ‘God Bless the Protesters’

I’m not looking for it, but some minitrue outlet said Trump had to calm them down, some things are too stupid to waste my time on.

So do I have a point?

Surprisingly, Yes! To ask what the point of the protests is.

 

Ben Wikler, Washington director for the professional activist group MoveOn, is quoted – only to insist that these are not organized protests but an “enormous outpouring of spontaneous energy and concern.”…

So USA Today’s first person from “all walks of life” is an organizer who has experience on the activist circuit, and in that capacity she worked on the presidential primary….

So: Phil Roeder, concerned public servant without a partisan agenda, or veteran Democratic activist (hint: veteran Democratic activist V)…

USA Today presents Yong Jung Cho without any introduction. Is she an average citizen, or an experienced protest coordinator? (hint: experienced, Dem-supporting, protest coordinator V)

Read the whole thing if you want to see the perfidy of the Dems and their minitrue allies.

Hired and led by Dem operatives, ignored by other Dem operatives, in support of Dems.

What’s the point of this? To stain Trump? To make their poo-flinging minions feel they’re doing something?

Or, the most paranoid thing I can think of, for Obama to declare marshall law (he can use corpse-men for those injured) to keep the reins of power from the obviously unfit Donald Trump?

This shows that some people have no sense of humor.

Michigan police officer suspended after flying Confederate flag at anti-Trump protest

Okay, that’s funny. I hope he’s suspended with pay and so given an impromptu vacation. Trolling at that level deserves some respect and reward.

 

Speaking of funny, how funny would it be if Americans, trying to stop the Democratic parties assault on America, vote in Trump only to have that be the catalyst that ‘forces’ the Dems to go full Reichstag Fire on us?

 

Very funny.

And very endy.

Which is why I’m wondering how paranoid vs. how predictably likely.

A metaphor, (awesome video)

 

I just hope we’re as fast on our feet as that iguana facing the snakes of the Dem party.

Have a good week!