Archive for the ‘You’ll pry ’em from my cold dead hands’ Category

I’m mostly in dis belief.

Now, as we’re in our second violent year of violent lefties (BLM and the recent riots for instance) responding to the violent rhetoric that’s been emanating from the left for years, our fine lefty betters know who’s at fault and who are the real violent ones.

The rise in poisonous political rhetoric is threatening to roll back human rights and creating a more dangerous world, Amnesty International has warned.

Singling out President Trump and the leaders of Hungary, Turkey and the Philippines, it said fear mongering is leading to levels of hate and fear not seen since the 1930s, when Adolf Hitler rose to power.

You know, fuck you. Lumping Hitler, Sultan Erdogan and the Philippines in with the others is ridiculous.

Hungary is trying to keep Muslims ‘refugees’ out, they’re enforcing their laws and protecting their border. That’s one of the reasons for a country you know.

Speaking in Paris, Salil Shetty, Secretary-General of Amnesty International, said: “It was a year when a poisonous political rhetoric of ‘us versus them’ surged across the world.

No, it’s the year when people who are replying to the ‘us versus them’ rhetoric of lefties and Islamists are gaining power that the forces of love, tolerance and mostly peace decided we would never get.

 

Dat belief ignores all the problems like dis belief.

Daniel Nunnally Jr. told WRIC-TV that he was in his weight-training class Monday at Dinwiddie (Virginia) High School when the “assistant principal came in and pulled me out of class and told me that I had to go outside to take both flags off my truck so there is no controversy or anything.”
The flags in question? The Gadsden (“Don’t Tread on Me”) flag — and the American flag.

 

It has a sorta happy ending but nobody was fired, I still have dis belief that people are happy Americans get to fly American flags. That’s not right. They should be celebrating that ass principle being fired. Dis belief is my only belief.

 

I’m not sure what to make of dis belief.

Peter Neumann, an Austrian counter-terrorism official charged with working to combat violent extremism under the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) attracted criticism this week after stating that both the  (Muslim) Brotherhood and (Iranian Republican Guard  Corps) are not terrorist groups and should not be formally designated as such.

Dat belief just doesn’t make any sense. I’m of dis belief that anybody can say it.

 

Who has dis belief that China is so brazen in the South China Sea?

China, in an early test of US President Donald Trump, is nearly finished building almost two dozen structures on artificial islands in the South China Sea that appear designed to house long-range surface-to-air missiles, two US officials said.

Yup. They built those islands and are pretending dis belief that people are upset so they have to defend them!

I have dat belief that they are looking to get into a war somewhere.

Apparently, so does our Navy.

The United States deployed the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson to the disputed waters of the South China Sea on Saturday as part of maritime “routine operations.”

China better not have dis belief that Mattis will flinch or they will have dis belief when all their new islands tip over from all the Marines on them.

 

Sometimes even I have dis belief at exactly how midaevil Tsar Putin I is.

Honcharenko said he was informed by Ukrainian law enforcers that a certain separatist group intended to kidnap him,..”This was a special operation. This morning, my abduction was staged….

The group planned to inflict grievous bodily harm on me,” Honcharenko said. …The MP explained that those were the SBU operatives who “abducted” him earlier this morning, only to send out a message to the “customers” claiming that they could proceed with the next stage of their plan, that is a violent stage.

He added that the perpetrators took the bait and came to an agreed location, bringing acid and various devices for torture. The men were detained at the scene, while searches at various premises are underway.

 

Seriously? Now, they don’t mention that tsarist forces were involved, but Putin has been upset about his tsarling being deposed since the Maidan Protests (here I  have dis belief that Obama sided with the forces of Putin’s tsarling, what can I say, I was young and naive) so you know who was behind it.

 

Mexico has dat belief that Trump’s America gives un merde what they think. I have dis belief they even had the balls to say this.

A defiant Mexican official on Wednesday said the country “will not accept” a new immigration plan from the White House and will even take the issue to the UN, according to a report.

What’s with dis belief that Mexico can angrily tell America what our immigration laws will be?

I have dis belief that Mexico’s gov’t and citizens are working on Trump’s 2020 reelection team. That’s funny.

 

I wonder how many people have dis belief that Project Veritas released 119 hours of audio from CNN just to embarrass them for being lefties.

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I have dat belief that they did it not just to embarrass the fakenewsers for being lefties but also by forcing them to either report on what people find or pretend Breaking News!!! never happened.

I do have dat belief that Foxnews will start having FOXNEWS!!!!! ALERTS!!!!!! every couple minutes.

 

I have dat belief that this is awesome.

Remember when Obama and co. wouldn’t let South Korea return Garands and M1 Carbines to the US and I was pissed off?

A House measure introduced last week would override the Obama-era State Department’s embargo on thousands of M1 Carbines and Garands long blocked from import.

A House measure introduced last week would override the Obama-era State Department’s embargo on thousands of M1 Carbines and Garands long blocked from import.

The legislation comes as the latest installment in an effort by Republican lawmakers to change the 2009 decision to block the importation of no less than 87,000 rifles donated to South Korea and now surplus to that country’s needs.

I’m of dat belief that it’s not failure theater. If it is, I’ll be in dis belief and realize GOP pols are just too cynically assholish to not be Democrats.

That last link, appropriately enough, came From The Barrel Of A Gun.

So how do you celebrate Labor Day when you’re not working?

By working!

The things I do for you person.

 

Obama egging on BLM again. 

[H]e’s following his constitutional right to make a statement,” Obama said…

The biggest strawman argument about Kapernik was “First Amendment!!!!!”

Yeah, we know. And the First Amendment means we can call him an ignorant, divisive asshole.

“I don’t doubt his sincerity. I think he cares about some real, legitimate issues that have to be talked about.

I should say, not just Obama, Kapernik is an ignorant divisive asshole too.

Hillary! shaking down kids for their lunchcollege money.

A child under 16 can ask a single question of Hillary for no less than $2,700.

I can’t believe I’ve found a worse thing done to a child than be used as an expensive prop for electing a corrupt, dishonest Grannarch.

 

4-year old to undergo sex change operation in Australia.

Sorry, that’s about the most horrible thing I’ve read in years. Every adult involved in that needs to be castrated with a hedge trimmer (or lose tits if it’s a woman), drawn, quartered, fed to starving dingoes, then kill the dingoes and shove them into a cesspool.

Then nuke the cesspool.

 

Nough politics and horror, on to important stuff!

It turns out that there’s a rare fungus mushroom only found in Hawaiian lava flows that can cause women to spontaneously orgasm.

 

Just don’t bring back any volcanic sand.

Which leads us to another unnatural way to get it on.

Humans could become addicted to robot sex!!!!!!!

But now comes the warning – according to a expert in the field, we’ll need to be careful we don’t get addicted to artificial intelligence love making.

Of course, since it’s Minitrue, they ignore that this has already been covered in a documentary about New New York.

 

I’ll admit it, I’ve been boned by people, but never like this.

4 people and a divemaster went diving and the boat left them.

How does a tour boat leave without the divemaster?

 

Who sounded like an idiot, he told them to swim away from land until the riptides sucked them miles out to sea.

Important tip, if you’re in the water and your boat leaves you and some idiot tells you to swim away from land, don’t.  Swim toward land.

 

Nough current, future, horrible and idiotic events, how about some history?

I don’t recall seeing this at Coyote Blog, but then, I lost the link a few computers ago.

After seeing a piece of my son’s history curriculum at school, I realized for about the hundredth time just how poor an understanding most people have about the great industrialists of the 19th century, so unfairly painted as “robber barons”.  While it is said that “history is written by the victors”, I would observe that despite the fact that socialism and communism have been given a pretty good drubbing over the last 20 years, these statists still seem to be writing history.

Exactly, they did more to make America great than any 10 politicians and for that, our fine marxist betters will never forgive them.

How about a little plus ça change?

The first is Cornelius “Commodore” Vanderbilt, the person to whom the term robber baron was originally applied (by the New York Times, interestingly enough – some things never change).

Back to the lesson, no, the other lesson.

However, most of the great industrialists of the 19th century made money by providing customers with a better, cheaper product.  In the rest of this post, I will look at two examples.

RTWT, or better yet, forward the whole thing to a youngster to counter the hate and bile from our fine, ignorant, capitalist-hating,”elitist” betters.

 

Awesome story from a Knuckledragging sort of guy.

Champion’s name, and that of his partner, Nick Ray, topped a death list that the small army carried when they invaded Johnson County the day before. Ostensibly, they were on a mission to eliminate rustlers; the list, however, included small ranchers, everyday citizens, and the county sheriff—essentially, anyone whom they considered “undesirable.” (Gulp, V)…

It was, perhaps, the most unique siege in the annals of the West, mainly because Nate Champion—while thousands of rounds turned the inside of the cabin to splinters, and his friend and partner lay dying just a few feet away—had the presence of mind to keep a journal of the event.

 

Cool.

I only hope I can do the same when the NOAA, EPA and NASA SWAT teams show up at my house with my name topping their list.

 

 

It’s funny how, as Americans buy record numbers of guns, our fine political betters are have a ‘conversation’ about how they’re going to take our guns.

In Tenn. everybody was all excited about the “I can sue you if you take my gun for your gun-free zone” law.

But that’s not what it does. It exempts from being sued people who don’t post the signs. Ummm wut?

Once again, Tennesseans have been deceived and cheated by Establishment Republicans in public office… starting with Brian Kelsey and aided by Sen. Dolores Gresham who apparently accepted the amendment and let it be carried in her name.

(Quoth Uncle V) The new law makes absolutely no sense to me; let the business owner, etc. off the hook because they didn’t post??

Exactly. On both points.

What’s up with Tenn? I’m embarrassed that AZ has Jeff Flake and John Fucking McCain, but Tenn’s GOP appears even worse.

In CA, they don’t have a GOP that feels it has to throw fish at GOP voters, so they’re just going for the throat.

Their new laws are mostly stupid

that will require people to turn in high-capacity (sic, they mean standard capacity V) magazines

 

Voluntarily turn in magazines. Yeah, I can see that happening. And then, many Californians are felons because of a hunk of metal, or polymer, with a spring that holds other objects.

This is just fucked up.

Gun makers developed bullet buttons to get around California’s assault weapons ban, which prohibited new rifles with magazines that can be detached without the aid of tools. A bullet buttons allows a shooter to quickly dislodge the magazine using the tip of a bullet or other small tool.

WTF?

Eh, if they want to be where our civil war (revolution?) starts, fine with me. It has to start somewhere.

Although I would have bet VA the way the lefties voted in by the NOVA gov’t workers are trying to screw up the state.

 

Or: How to push your stupidity on others while dancing in the blood of 100 people.

Dems filibuster for gun control

Meanwhile, in America, Americans, who love freedom and AR-15s, owned by at least 5 millions Americans, and rising quickly the more our fine social, moral, political, intellectual and social betters try to take them, the more we buy them.

 

  • Gun sales have soared since the tragedy as enthusiast fear the weapons may be banned or restricted in the wake of the massacre
  • Georgia gun shop sold 15 guns an hour yesterday while a Pennsylvania dealer has sold 15,000 semi-automatic weapons since Sunday
  • Smith & Wesson, the Massachusetts-based manufacturer of handguns, shares increased as much as eight per cent the day after the massacre
  • Shares of Connecticut-based Sturm, Ruger & Company saw a more than nine per cent jump in shares on the same day

 

As our fine betters seem hell-bent on finding out, these people are not buying them to turn them in.

It’s gonna get very endy without any real funny except the inherent funny of people with feelings sending other people with guns to take the guns from other people who just want to be left alone so they can use their guns to put holes in paper.

Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil. R. A. Heinlein.

Alternatively, the road to revolution is paved with power-mad politicians supported by panty-waist fools.

I just hope everybody waits until the end of the month when I get back to AZ so I can point and laugh at NYers, and other Dem fiefs, finding out they’ve acted stupidly.

 

I have to admit, after the terror attack in Tampa I have become in favor of gun control.

The Orlando nightclub terrorist who pledged allegiance to ISIS worked almost a decade for a major Department of Homeland Security contractor…

… held two firearms licenses and a security officer license,

Let’s keep guns out of the hands of government.

For The Children.

 

Whenever some asshole says, ‘This shows we need gun control’, remind that fascist asshole that this murderous coward would have had a gun no matter how they make sure I can’t get one.

Jebus, just when I think I hate people enough, someone comes along to make me lose all faith and respect for someone I thought I liked.

Retired Gen. David Petraeus announced Friday he’s partnering with former astronaut Mark Kelly (Mr. Gabby Giffords V) to create a gun control group for veterans.

 

Mudder pocker. And no, by ‘gun control’ he does not mean ‘on target’ but the usual, “For Your Own Good” bullshit.

Why is he doing that?

The idea behind the group is to curb rampant veteran suicide rates.

 

You know, cuz, as everybody knows, suicidal people will not commit suicide if they have no access to evil guns.

And of course, there are no other problems that are causing the deaths of veterans that Petraeus might want to look into.

 

I recently received an odd, frantic email from some wannabe politico in search of a conservative blogger who would write a column about Obamacare and jobs to save Tom Corbett’s re-election campaign from itself. As if such a Column to End All Columns could be written.

I don’t want to be too hard on this fellow, as I too sometimes suffer from wannabe-ism. Far less so than in the past, as I become more jaded and more likely to just give up and flee the state. I have little hope for an electorate that thought “binders full of women” was a substantive and revealing gotcha against Romney. I’m still not even exactly sure what that binders thing was all about.
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