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Is it even worserer than we thought?

This one could be huge. No, YUGE!!!!!!!!

Via Cold Fury, we see this from the alt-right that Hillary! named as an Emmanuel Goldstein.

The set-up.

Over the next few days many new documents will be released. The contents of these documents will contain evidence of perhaps the largest coverup in American History….

The new leaks being released this week will provide documents in the form of emails, pictures, and videos….

We believe these pictures and videos were taken… to make sure all participants followed through on a previously agreed agenda.

 

The part that’s fucking huge.

they would soon know he was the one who released him to us.

We tried to make arrangements for him to exit the country safely, but he was killed before those arrangements could be carried out…

We will not only be releasing these documents, but we have multiple memebers of the FBI, CIA, and NYBD who will be publicly verifying their authenticity once their safety is assured.

This hack has not come from Russia or anyone else they may try to blame this on. This is a leak from Americas own Government Officials who fear for their safety had the opposed them directly due to reasons that will be made clear soon.

Wow. If true, Monday is gonna be oh so entertaining.

RTWT, there are some seriously disturbing things in it, like a 2-star general committing suicide right before he gets his 3rd star.

 

Related, I hadn’t even thought of this, in light of the FBI’s investigation of the Clinton Foundation:

This casts the informal meeting last summer on an airplane between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch in an even worse light than before. As one reader puts it:
It would seem rather inappropriate [for Attorney General Lynch] to be meeting with someone without staff if the person is not just the husband of a subject of an FBI investigation, but actually a subject (or head of a subject) under FBI investigation.

Now that meeting makes much more sense and much worse. I can see Bill getting all angry and telling her she better stop that investigation.

 

This is only funny cuz it shows how stupid your average jihadi is. Recall the bunch of Saudis who only wanted to learn how to fly and land jets.

Recruitment offices across the country have reported “individual inquiries from applicants who are eager to join the Bundeswehr [the German military] for only a few months and are explicitly interested in intensive weapons and equipment training,”

Seriously. Jihadis asking the German army to teach them how to kill.

See, they could have stayed in Syria and Obama would have our special forces guys teach them that shit.

Dumb ass jihadis.

 

Via Bearing Arms, we see this bit of hilarity about an armed robber being shot and killed by his intended victim, who had a legal gun.  The parents of the armed robber are upset.

“Why in the hell did this guy have a gun?” questioned Hairston about the employee who shot her son.

 

That’s Clinton-level chutzpah, their son brought a gun to a robbery and they’re upset he got shot.

 

Let’s go to poo!

When last we looked at Spain, were looking at a town overrun with dog-poo that had their giant, inflatable merde stolen,  now we have another Spanish town apparently covered in dog-poo going a different route.

City officials in Mislata, a municipality in Valencia, Spain, are creating a doggie DNA database…

The idea is to use the database when a dog owner fails to pick up their pet’s excrement on the sidewalk to track down the turd scofflaw.

 

Turd-scofflaw! I love it. If you go to Spain, watch where you’re walking.

 

I gotta admit, I don’t see the discrimination in this.

The court system in Logan County has seen a pile of court cases accumulate in which people are accused of violating a local ordinance in Auburn requiring large animals to wear collection bags to catch their droppings….

It’s being clearly designed to single out the Amish and, frankly, to discriminate against the Amish,”

 

I’d say it’s targeted at Amish horses, not Amish. The article doesn’t mention it, so I’m gonna assume most, if not all, the people using horses on public roads in the area are Amish.

While horse-related, my Caballero (which is running great!) and my Mustang do not drop doo behind me. Just rubber.

 

This is really some shit.

 

Look how the Clinton campaign dude manslpains to the reporterettes what they should ask.

 

Now this is some dumb shit.

 

Womb-envy.

More like vagina/boob envy.

Men don’t have them so we want to play with them as often as possible.

It’s become pretty darn crazy out there.

First up, the Et Tu Minitrue? section.

Headline fun! from three Minitrue outlets in good standing. These are headlines you’d expect to see at Hannity dot com (if there is such a place).

Hillary Clinton Talks Donald Trump’s Treatment of Women, Doesn’t Dwell on Emails/ABC

To distract from email controversy, Clinton targets Trump’s record with women/CBS

If Dems will rig a debate for Clinton, what won’t they do to win?/ The Hill

Holy moly! That must be driving Hillary! crazy, having Minitrue turn on her. And I bet the Dem leadership ain’t very happy with her destroying their plausible deniability.

 

The pressure is getting to her. And probably all the drugs she has to take to stay upright aren’t helping either.

Hillary! getting upset that stupid Americans just refuse to realize she deserves to be POTUS.

Hillary Clinton raged Tuesday night against a protester at her rally who denounced her husband as a sexual predator.

About three minutes into her 20-minute stump speech, a heckler shouted, “Bill Clinton is a rapist!” as he waved a neon green sign declaring the same statement.

Clinton pointed a finger at the protester.

“I am sick and tired of the negative, dark, divisive, dangerous vision and the anger of people who support Donald Trump,” Clinton shouted at her Fort Lauderdale, Fla., rally.

Yup, she prefers negative, dark, divisive and dangerous anger at the people who support Trump.

Here we have Hillary! claiming to be in NYC on 9/11.

She was probably jogging with Chelsea.

 

This crazy is awesome.

Two men arrested last week in southern Georgia were planning to attack an aurora research facility owned by the University of Alaska Fairbanks around which conspiracy theories of mind control have long swirled, investigators said….

both men confessed “that God told them to go and blow this machine up that kept souls, so souls could be released.”

In their defense, the History Channel had a show where some some scientists said that could be where the Clintons keep the souls they collect.

Well, there or Oak Island but those two guys didn’t have a boat so….

 

This is somewhat cool, to me. YMMV.

Grim London is an interactive map of London with various things hauntings, murders, “just grim” and prostitution. Seriously. They list old ads for prostitutes that are pretty funny.

Harriet’s List of Covent Garden Ladies…. the pocket guide to London’s prostitutes….for just one guinea, a man could be enjoying the company of Mss Gr-n at…

Heh. I wish I knew what a guinea was. Is it more or less than a ‘quid’?

 

We are not afraid enough of the Japanese.

A new brand of chocolates manufactured by the Mme KIKI company will be hitting the shelves next year in Japan in the form of women’s nipples.,,

The CHOCONIP set of chocolates has been inspired by the Jison-in Temple…

The picture below shows the worshipping of nipples at the Jison-in Temple…

 

Seriously. I can’t figure out if that’s awesome, creepy or what.

 

It’s Game 7 of the World Series tonight.

Repent your sins. The end is nigh!

So what do you think, asteroid? Zombie virus? Obama declaring that the elections won’t happen? Donald Trump saying it was all a joke and he’s not really running? Alien invasion?

The suspense is killing me.

When is it all going to come crashing down?

I just want to get a post in before game 6 tonight. If Cleveland wins, we’re doomed. If Chicago wins, the doom is delayed but I can’t count on that.

Let’s set some mood music.

 

Now to go back in time in a non-musical way.

I was looking for something else and found this post, from 4/2011 by some dude who doesn’t have anything to do with this blog anymore, titled:

Trump stands as warning GOPers need to grow a fucking pair

They didn’t grow a pair and here we are.

Matt Lewis has this exactly right, the biggest reason Trump can talk about making a serious run without being laughed out of the room is because he’s the only one getting really aggro against Obama

Now he’s the only one aggro against the whole We’re Better And Smarter Than You party.

At least, I assume he is. I’m not really sure what “aggro” means. Probably some 80s music slang.

With this disclaimer that so many of us understand.

…I’m just noting this is what fucking happens when the GOP leadership becomes what it has become.

Yup. And they spent 4 years getting worse and worse so here we are.

Voting for Trump.

 

I’ll take that dare.

For fans of candy corn…  that puts the potentially lethal dose at 1,627 pieces,

If you don’t hear from me, they were right.

 

Via xbradtc we see this bit of hilarity.

What do we have here?” said Gerald Brooks, greeting another group of costumed trick-or-treaters. “A princess, a werewolf, and — oh. Out-fucking-standing. More imitation soldiers.”…

No Snickers for you, Jarhead. Now get the hell off my porch.”…

“This is a travesty,” Brooks fumed after the children left. “I haven’t seen a single costume that’s AR 670-1 compliant…

 

RTWT, it’s a hoot. It stays funny throughout and ends on some darn good funny. Especially read the quotes comments, the first one out of the blocks gets the Dan Rather Award For Clueless Credulity.

 

So you have a pet alligator. You’d think you could work out some costume that incorporated your pet alligator. But not if you’re this type of crazy.

By “treats”, I assume he means, “Trick or treaters”.

 

Let’s end on another bit of Twitter Win!

I might have to start playing.

Seriously, we just had a huge revelation and nobody knows why or where it’s going and our fine media betters are totally not interested in figuring it out or letting anybody know if they do.
I switched to Foxnews this morning and saw them talking about Trump taking advantage of what Comey did, no mention of Hillary!, I switched to CNN and they were talking about Trump taking advantage of what Comey did with no mention of Hillary!’s felonious behavior.

Let’s see what the hell is going on.

Mark Steyn has some ideas in his article titled Occam’s Weiner, which makes sense. Dicks should not be multiplied unnecessarily.

So in the final week of the campaign the plot twists arrange themselves in a remarkably straightforward manner. The FBI isinvestigating the Clinton Foundation – because it’s a criminal enterprise: if you give a million bucks to the the Clintons’ charity, sixty grand goes to charity and the remaining 940,000 goes to fund the lifestyles of Bill, Hillary, Chelsea and their various malodorous associates – Sid Blumenthal, Terry McAuliffe, etc.

Too bad none of our fine media betters are interested. I could go on for 400 words about it, but I’ll save 600 by posting this.

turnabout-is-foul-play

But Trump is going to start a nuclear war!!!!

According to a new poll conducted by the independent Levada Center pollster, almost half of Russians (48 percent) fear worsening relations with the West over Syria could lead to a third world war.

It’s funny how Obama is the greatest POTUS in the history of ever and yet, he’s not responsible for anything that’s happened during his terms while  his Sec State who was all-in on the idiocy of US OUT OF EVERYWHERE!!!!!! is totally EXPERIENCED!!!!!!

Just not ‘funny ha-ha’.

Little bit of child abuse as abusers abuse their son.

this-is-the-end

Well, child abuse unless he self-identifies as a felon.

I’ll field this one.

selling-america

The product they were selling was American power and prestige. To people who hate us, like the murderous dictators in Russia and China for instance.

As an aside, I didn’t realize Trump was Jake Busey’s father.

 

Let’s take a break from the endy of our civilization to focus on the funny…..err farce.

Hillary Clinton was resting, running out the clock, sitting on a supposed large lead, and hoping that the election was sooner than later. Now after the latest Weiner disclosures, she is crisscrossing the country, terrified of collapsing polls, and wishing that she had three more weeks rather than just one. With the Clintons, farce is the desert to scandal: the profiteering Clinton Foundation as a humanitarian treasure; Hillary the former corporate attorney as child and little-guy crusader; Bill Clinton, both sexual predator and feminist hero….

Yet no one thought discredited deviant Anthony Weiner could much harm Hillary—except of course “conspiratorial” Donald Trump.

RTWT, it’s equal parts fendy and fundy.

Not to brag, but I write a lot of the same stuff VDH does, I’m just angrier and foul-mouthed.

 

Coupla pics that illustrate our current election.

vote-trump

I saw this ad all over the place on the ‘tubes a week or two ago, I assume cuz I’m in AZ as I didn’t see anybody else noticing it.

wtf-mccain

He does realize AZ is still part of America, doesn’t he? I do know I’m not voting for him. I’ll vote in most races (cuz I’m a racist, duh), but I don’t want to encourage him so he can do without my support.

I’m thinking of turning in my Gadsden flag.

bender-gadsden

Pasty white is shiny, right?

 

The NY Post has been all over Trump stuff, but they still go after Hillary! and Obama.

In March 2015, Obama made the ridiculous claim that he had learned about Clinton’s e-mail server “the same time everybody else learned it, through news reports.” In fact, not only did he know she was using a private e-mail address for state business, but he had corresponded with her via that address.

But anybody who even so much as implied Obama was lying when he said that was called all kinds of names.

 

A campaign ad I can get behind.

 

I’d love to see the Clinton’s version of that. Opening shot, Bill Clinton beating off to Big Uns magazine. He looks at the camera and says”Vote for Hillary! so I can get back to boning interns.”

 

Instant Karma!

Police say 22 people were injured in a passenger car crash after a NASCAR race.

Most of them were probably hoping for a crash, just not one they were involved in.

 

This is karma, just not instant.

The university that has repeatedly defended the practice of affirmative action before the Supreme Court called a mock bake sale in which the prices of goods varied by the race of the customer “inflammatory and demeaning.”

Introspection is just so passe.

 

Speaking Funniest End Of Civilization Ever wise, what happens if we do nuclearly destroy ourselves?

Two things.

sparlky

And

galaxy

 

In a thousand or a million years, the Earth is back to ‘normal’. I just hope future cockroach archaeologists dig up my bones and put them in their version of the British Museum.

 

Except you’re wrong.

Major Victory Over IRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the court picked up where the D.C. Circuit left off, and ordered that the IRS cease delaying determinations on any outstanding tax-exempt applications of Tea Party groups and other grassroots organizations. He gave the IRS thirty days to comply.

OOooooohhhhhh!!!!!! 30 Days!!!!!!!!! Who’s gonna enforce that order? The “Justice” Dept? The A-Team? Santy Claus?

Totally unrelated, Day 1258 in the IRS “Scandal” (if a scandal happens in the forest and all of our betters ignore it, did it really happen?)

 

This one is all about not paying attention.

But confidently predicting how his (Trump’s V) mere election would affect markets or the economy is impossible — and risks further undermining economists’ already shaky reputation with the public.

Of course a Trump will cause all manner of bad things to happen in the economy. Minitrue will suddenly report on the shit they’ve been ignoring for 7 years of Recovery Summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

 

FBI Agents totes upset!!!!!!

FBI agents say the bureau is alarmed over Director James Comey deciding not to suggest that the Justice Department prosecute Hillary Clinton…
We talk about it in the office and don’t know how Comey can keep going.”

I’ll tell you how he keeps going, because Hillary!’s Bitches in the FBI ain’t doing shit about their bureau simultaneously pissing, shitting and dancing on the rule of law.

 

Dire warnings

In Democratic circles, the talk about the presidential election has increasingly turned to fears of a violent uprising by white supremacists and neo-Nazis if Donald Trump loses.

I’d suggest it’s more like Hillary!’s Bitches in the FBI and all the bureaucratic SWAT teams will have to respond to what our fine Minitrue betters will be calling a violent uprising. No more Tea Party protests for you! The only protests allowed will be when violent lefties get their destruction on.

 

I agree, Polie-ico lies. It’s what they do.

WikiLeaks-BUSTED Politico(sic) journo doubles down with this lame denial

But why act so surprised? Seriously, it’s like acting surprised that Clintons lie.

 

The next don’t really really go along with the rest.

This is more of an I Wuz Right! thing

According to an NBC insider, “Trump was leading in the polls, so the tape was leaked to derail his bid.”

The insider added the leak was sanctioned by NBC News top brass, and in the process, “NBC handed over the scoop of the year to WaPo, just to help Hillary.”

I was reading tea leaves and figured Trump was doing better than I thought.

 

As a sequel to Megyn Kelly losing to Rachel Maddow (which we see she still is), we see the only one not hatin’ on Trump, Hannity, winning the ratings wars. The top of the list.

O’Reilly   2.231   Kelly: 2.104    Maddow:  2.136    Hannity: 2.471

 

That’s tea leaves, but should I read them?

 

Okay, this one is funny. A nasty, nearly nekkid statue of Hillary! in NYC was destroyed by some hateful cow who actually said, “I can do whatever I want!!!!” then she sits on the statue of the golden cow. There’s video at the link that shows it.

My problem with the statue, look at the hooves. No cankles! That’s like Trump without the hair.

 

 

 

I will say it’s hilarious that Minitrue is pushing all these decade(s) old accusation that nobody mentioned before.

i-believe-him

My personal favorite is Winstette Smith at People who kept it quiet for so long, poor girl suffering in silence for all these years. Too bad she didn’t have some sort of outlet for publishing her bullshit….totally true accusations before. It’s must have been especially frustrating for her since tabloids like People have never discussed Trump much.

An artist’s rendition of if Bill were a baboon.

menage-trois

 

Now we’ll go with sideburns.

No, we’ll go with SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Proving that not everybody in the 70s had porn star facial hair. Although…that was just 1970 so more of a 60s thing. That does make me wish I could grow facial hair.

 

I’m gonna have to decry the homophobia in this one.

hillary-the-dike

I’m pretty sure he just called Hillary! a dyke.

The “Justice” Dept. has their own version of the Constitution.

redacted

 

It’s not fair confusing this poor girl.

confusion

 

A question.

Which is more disturbing.

This disturbing

or this oh-no

Yeah, I know. That’s ‘below the fold’ stuff. Sorry.

 

Speaking of Hugh Jass and trouser trout, Rutgers is having a new graffiti crisis! No, not the great Trump Chalkening, but Mr. Dick Butt!

speak-only-when-spoken-to

With this utterly hilarious quote

“Rutgers has such a huge name and the University needs to stay up to its name.”

First, is that how Rutgers students speak? “a huge name”? Rutgers is actually a fairly small name for a university. As to “stay up to its name”, how about ‘live up to its name’? That’s so close to intelligent speech it’s scary. You know, if you’re paying tuition of In-state: $31,733 Out-of-state: $47,384 to go there.

Rutgers, of course, is where they  ensmallened their name by telling their students to only speak when “necessary” and where the students protested Condi Rice  while the university paid that Snooki thing, from Jersey Shore, $32K to speak so having them speak like a Jersey Shore-ite should be expected.

I will say that Mr. Dick Butt is ‘necessary’ speech.

 

Whodathunk that toads could be scarier than creepy clowns.

 

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to sleep if that was on top of my house.

We interrupt this post for a Hillary! campaign ad

She’s changed!

 

I’m going to hell for so many reasons, let’s just add one to the pile.

wine-pong

The best (worst?) part? You’ll never run out of wine with Him on your team.

If Hillary! wins

wut

I’m not sure what that huge, honking pistol in the middle is, but I want one.

 

 

Do you know what today is? It’s one of the greatest holy days in the American calendar! National No Bra Day!

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans!

caaaaaaaans

 

Good tit, bad tit, I’m the one with the tongue.

 

Keeping with the Star Trek theme, let’s end on something that our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters will never understand.

But Shatner gets us!

If you have a few minutes..hours…days….years, you can read about Hillary!’s lies during the debate.

This link is much shorter and non-exhaustive, but it has one thing that really steams me.

the unsurprising part is where our betters explain to us that they need to curtail a Constitutionally protected right to try to fix the problems from restricting another right. Unexpectedly!

Stop-and-frisk deterred criminals from carrying guns.

You know what else deters criminals from wanting to carry guns?

When their fucking prey have guns too.

 

Another unsurprising thing is that nobody appears to be able to remember anything that our fine media betters don’t push all the time.

By 2016, China had disputed territorial claims with every single neighboring country, including those separated by water. Take a look at the map below to get a visual of these disputes:

That doesn’t even mention China messing with Russia over the Vladivostok area but it does mention China messing around with India and Pakistan in the freaking Kashmir (and you thought Syria was a bucket of scorpioins!)

And whatever happened to “Free Tibet”?

 

Something else that is utterly utterly unsurprising.

Janet Yellen was forced to fend off new questions about the Federal Reserve’s political independence as a Republican lawmaker asked her if one of the central bank’s governors was too close to Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

The Fed chair was challenged by Scott Garrett, a Republican from New Jersey, over donations that Fed governor Lael Brainard has made to the Clinton campaign and over unconfirmed media reports that Ms Brainard is a contender for a senior job in a potential Clinton administration.

So wait, you mean another of our bureaucracies is rooting for the Dems? Wow, whodathunkit?

Speaking of bureaucracies being in the tank for Hillary!….

This is only surprising if you forget my style of blogging.

I agree with James Comey!

You can call us wrong, but don’t call us weasels. We are not weasels,” Comey declared

Weasels are sneaky.

That farce of an “investigation” was so blatantly obvious that any self-respecting weasel would be embarrassed.

That was the equivalent of waltzing into the chicken coop during feeding time, pushing the farmer out of the way, crapping on the floor and strolling out with a bunch of chickens in his mouth after spray-painting, “The Weasels Was Here!”, then smacking me in the face on the way by.

The FBI is just Hillary!’s Petite Lap FBI. They’ve made that blatantly obvious.

A non-artist’s conception

lap-fbi

I really wish I was competent in picture-editing stuff.

The fact that the FBI put the final nail in the coffin of the rule of law is not all that funny, but it surely is endy and a little surprising. I trusted them for most of my life.

 

I’m actually a little surprised I haven’t seen this AARP article linked a bunch of places where they ask both Hillary! and Trump questions.

There’s a lot in that we already knew, like their different responses to how to deal with terrorism.

Trump’s answer about how to deal with terrorism.

he only way to truly defeat Islamic terrorism is to call it by its name and identify it as a military and ideological foe. The U.S. will cease processing visas or admitting refugees from regions of the world where proper vetting cannot occur and which are at a high risk for terrorism.

We will also resume ideological screening to prevent entry into the United States by those who do not share our values, as was regularly done during the Cold War.

Overseas, we will militarily target and destroy ISIS, al-Qaida and other Islamic terrorists through overwhelming force and by cooperating with regional and international allies who share our goals. Here at home, we will catch, stop and punish lone-wolf terrorists like the Orlando shooter who murdered 49 innocent people. (entire answer V)

Trump wants to screw with terrorist and their countries to keep me safe.

Hillary! on the other hand…..

But we also have to go after them online because that is where they recruit, radicalize and direct attacks. And we need to do a better job of getting there early, rooting out people who are vulnerable and preventing that from happening. But I’m looking at violence broadly.… It’s also why I’ve advocated gun-safety reform, like comprehensive background checks, closing the gun-show loophole, closing the online loophole—because, you know, it’s not only terrorists we need to be worried about. Terrorism is part of it, but gun violence kills 33,000 Americans a year…We’ve got to get serious about stemming violence and terrorism in every way we can. (end of her answer after pro-forma I Will Defeat Isis Overseas  with subtext that she’s already stated she won’t use that icky war thing. V)

Hillary wants to screw with the Constitution and me to keep the gov’t and jihadis safe.

But this is interesting. About dealing with Gridlock In Washington (which I like).

Trump’s answer in its entirety

Setting and establishing a clear agenda, taking it to the American people and developing public support will help to break up gridlock in Washington, along with developing relationships on both sides of the deal and understanding the art of negotiation to get a win for all Americans.

Washington will finally be held accountable for action, performance and results.

Bully the bastards. I’m all in on that, especially since I think he’s telling the truth. We won’t actually know for sure until we see Boehner crying, but I have high hopes.

Part of Hillary!’s answer cuz her lies and distortions annoy me.

People elected have to pay attention to those they represent as opposed to powerful lobbies, like the gun lobby for example

Yeah, the Powerful Gun Lobby that is the result of millions of Americans giving a few dollars. She much prefers to work for shadowy lobbyists where a few people give millions of dollars. It’s much more efficient that way.

But don’t worry, she’s not going to come after my guns. Just illegal ones (All of them not in .gov’s hands.)

With this howler.

I worked as a senator with practically every Republican I served with, and as secretary of state I worked with Republicans

By “Republicans” she means McCain and Lindsey Graham.

little lord graham

I can’t argue with this

I’ve been very grateful for the numbers of Republicans who have come out in support of my campaign.

Yeah, we’ve been watching the GOP wing of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You working hand in claw with her.

Actually, it is unsurprising that I haven’t seen this, they asked them both the same questions, that’s verboten in Minitrue’s style book. You ask Trump wedge questions, you ask Hillary! about being a woman and how she’s handling Trump being a meanie.

 

This is funny, if not that surprising.

Riyadh police arrested a Saudi teenager over video recordings of “enticing” online chats he held with an American video blogger. The conversations broadcast live by YouNow went viral and ended up with an audience of thousands of viewers.

 

Dude, you really needed to keep that on the QT in totally tolerant Saudi Arabia.

We can expect stuff like that here now that Obama’s giving away control of the Internet to a bunch of countries without the First Amendment (that would be all countries not named The United States Of America or Japan).

 

Florida Awesome!

 

That had to be Florida. West Virginia doesn’t have a lot of wakeboarders.