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If you have a few minutes..hours…days….years, you can read about Hillary!’s lies during the debate.

This link is much shorter and non-exhaustive, but it has one thing that really steams me.

the unsurprising part is where our betters explain to us that they need to curtail a Constitutionally protected right to try to fix the problems from restricting another right. Unexpectedly!

Stop-and-frisk deterred criminals from carrying guns.

You know what else deters criminals from wanting to carry guns?

When their fucking prey have guns too.

 

Another unsurprising thing is that nobody appears to be able to remember anything that our fine media betters don’t push all the time.

By 2016, China had disputed territorial claims with every single neighboring country, including those separated by water. Take a look at the map below to get a visual of these disputes:

That doesn’t even mention China messing with Russia over the Vladivostok area but it does mention China messing around with India and Pakistan in the freaking Kashmir (and you thought Syria was a bucket of scorpioins!)

And whatever happened to “Free Tibet”?

 

Something else that is utterly utterly unsurprising.

Janet Yellen was forced to fend off new questions about the Federal Reserve’s political independence as a Republican lawmaker asked her if one of the central bank’s governors was too close to Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

The Fed chair was challenged by Scott Garrett, a Republican from New Jersey, over donations that Fed governor Lael Brainard has made to the Clinton campaign and over unconfirmed media reports that Ms Brainard is a contender for a senior job in a potential Clinton administration.

So wait, you mean another of our bureaucracies is rooting for the Dems? Wow, whodathunkit?

Speaking of bureaucracies being in the tank for Hillary!….

This is only surprising if you forget my style of blogging.

I agree with James Comey!

You can call us wrong, but don’t call us weasels. We are not weasels,” Comey declared

Weasels are sneaky.

That farce of an “investigation” was so blatantly obvious that any self-respecting weasel would be embarrassed.

That was the equivalent of waltzing into the chicken coop during feeding time, pushing the farmer out of the way, crapping on the floor and strolling out with a bunch of chickens in his mouth after spray-painting, “The Weasels Was Here!”, then smacking me in the face on the way by.

The FBI is just Hillary!’s Petite Lap FBI. They’ve made that blatantly obvious.

A non-artist’s conception

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I really wish I was competent in picture-editing stuff.

The fact that the FBI put the final nail in the coffin of the rule of law is not all that funny, but it surely is endy and a little surprising. I trusted them for most of my life.

 

I’m actually a little surprised I haven’t seen this AARP article linked a bunch of places where they ask both Hillary! and Trump questions.

There’s a lot in that we already knew, like their different responses to how to deal with terrorism.

Trump’s answer about how to deal with terrorism.

he only way to truly defeat Islamic terrorism is to call it by its name and identify it as a military and ideological foe. The U.S. will cease processing visas or admitting refugees from regions of the world where proper vetting cannot occur and which are at a high risk for terrorism.

We will also resume ideological screening to prevent entry into the United States by those who do not share our values, as was regularly done during the Cold War.

Overseas, we will militarily target and destroy ISIS, al-Qaida and other Islamic terrorists through overwhelming force and by cooperating with regional and international allies who share our goals. Here at home, we will catch, stop and punish lone-wolf terrorists like the Orlando shooter who murdered 49 innocent people. (entire answer V)

Trump wants to screw with terrorist and their countries to keep me safe.

Hillary! on the other hand…..

But we also have to go after them online because that is where they recruit, radicalize and direct attacks. And we need to do a better job of getting there early, rooting out people who are vulnerable and preventing that from happening. But I’m looking at violence broadly.… It’s also why I’ve advocated gun-safety reform, like comprehensive background checks, closing the gun-show loophole, closing the online loophole—because, you know, it’s not only terrorists we need to be worried about. Terrorism is part of it, but gun violence kills 33,000 Americans a year…We’ve got to get serious about stemming violence and terrorism in every way we can. (end of her answer after pro-forma I Will Defeat Isis Overseas  with subtext that she’s already stated she won’t use that icky war thing. V)

Hillary wants to screw with the Constitution and me to keep the gov’t and jihadis safe.

But this is interesting. About dealing with Gridlock In Washington (which I like).

Trump’s answer in its entirety

Setting and establishing a clear agenda, taking it to the American people and developing public support will help to break up gridlock in Washington, along with developing relationships on both sides of the deal and understanding the art of negotiation to get a win for all Americans.

Washington will finally be held accountable for action, performance and results.

Bully the bastards. I’m all in on that, especially since I think he’s telling the truth. We won’t actually know for sure until we see Boehner crying, but I have high hopes.

Part of Hillary!’s answer cuz her lies and distortions annoy me.

People elected have to pay attention to those they represent as opposed to powerful lobbies, like the gun lobby for example

Yeah, the Powerful Gun Lobby that is the result of millions of Americans giving a few dollars. She much prefers to work for shadowy lobbyists where a few people give millions of dollars. It’s much more efficient that way.

But don’t worry, she’s not going to come after my guns. Just illegal ones (All of them not in .gov’s hands.)

With this howler.

I worked as a senator with practically every Republican I served with, and as secretary of state I worked with Republicans

By “Republicans” she means McCain and Lindsey Graham.

little lord graham

I can’t argue with this

I’ve been very grateful for the numbers of Republicans who have come out in support of my campaign.

Yeah, we’ve been watching the GOP wing of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You working hand in claw with her.

Actually, it is unsurprising that I haven’t seen this, they asked them both the same questions, that’s verboten in Minitrue’s style book. You ask Trump wedge questions, you ask Hillary! about being a woman and how she’s handling Trump being a meanie.

 

This is funny, if not that surprising.

Riyadh police arrested a Saudi teenager over video recordings of “enticing” online chats he held with an American video blogger. The conversations broadcast live by YouNow went viral and ended up with an audience of thousands of viewers.

 

Dude, you really needed to keep that on the QT in totally tolerant Saudi Arabia.

We can expect stuff like that here now that Obama’s giving away control of the Internet to a bunch of countries without the First Amendment (that would be all countries not named The United States Of America or Japan).

 

Florida Awesome!

 

That had to be Florida. West Virginia doesn’t have a lot of wakeboarders.

 

 

Seriously, why isn’t anybody talking about it?

I ain’t watching, I’ll read Vodkapundit’s drunkblogging tomorrow.

I am really hoping that Hillary! has a fit or seizure so our fine media betters have to rewrite the articles they’ve been writing since this morning.

I wonder how they’ll work “Powering through” into their articles when she starts seizing up on stage.

 

What bothers me is that apparently nothing is going on in the world except for this debate.

I wonder if either Foxnews or CNN will interrupt non-stop debate coverage to let us know WWIII has started.

Probably not until Hannity comes on, it might help Trump.

I just can’t figure out a title, just like yesterday. I might be the only person who gets a laugh out of my headlines, but I usually do get that laugh.

Oh well, let’s tube.

Will Syria become a battleground between Turkey and the Kurds?

Turkish troops and special forces, backed by allied Syrian rebel groups,launched on August 24 the Euphrates Shield operation to liberate the strategic Syrian city of Jarablus on the border with Turkey from ISIS. Turkey’s president later vowed to press ahead with the military offensive until ISIS and Syrian Kurdish militias no longer posed a security threat to Turkey.

The Kurds tried to make nicey with the Turks, but as the Armenians discovered, the Turks aren’t all that into diversity.

Stories coming out of Syria are all confused as to who’s who. I’ll provide a helpful guide. It stopped being about anybody but jihadis long ago. Except for the murderous Syrian dictator’s forces, they align with whoever they think can help them today.

The only constants are that Iranian-allied terror groups are always for the murderous Syrian dictator and the Saudi-allied terror groups are always against the murderous Syrian dictator. Below that level, it gets murky. If Turkey gets too rambunctious, expect Saudi terror groups to ally with Iranian terror groups (both without involving the murderous dictator) to ally with the Kurds to kick them out. If/when they succeed, they’ll go back to killing each other. It’s a witch’s dog’s breakfast brew of murderous fanatics.

 

The murderous Syrian dictator does have a plan now that his financiers have a new ally.

The Syrian government has ramped up its efforts to teach the Russian language to secondary school students, nearly a year after Moscow started airstrikes on behalf of the Bashar al-Assad regime.

More of that Obama/Clinton smirt duhplomacy.

 

So having a black Little Orphan Annie and wymyn Ghostbusters is Awesome!!! but you’d better cast previous non-white roles as their ethnicity!!!!!!

Disney is supposedly making a live-action Mulan (before a live-action Futurama, TANJ)

“to tell Disney that we demand to see them cast an Asian Mulan.” The lead instigator, Michigan children’s librarian Natalie Molnar, vented against the practice of “whitewashing” — that is, employing “white Caucasian actors and actresses in roles originally meant to be characters of color.”

This is pretty funny.

…Korean-American Daniel Dae Kim to play the villainous role of Shan Yu … Japanese-American George Takei to play the Chinese Emperor and another Korean American, Margaret Cho, to play the Chinese matchmaker.

That’s like casting an Italian to play Erik the Red cuz they’re both Europeans. Although I’m pretty sure casting Margaret Cho as anything is a movie-killer.

Let’s go to the Dem Perfidy section of the post. The only hard part about doing that is deciding how many stories to actually post. It’s like a hydra-headed thing, as soon as you post one, two more spring up.

Remember when the GOP was going to PUNISH THE DEMS FOR THEIR TOTALLY ILLEGAL SIT-IN OVER GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!?

So how’s that going?

A memo from minority leader Nancy Pelosi’s office calling for a “gun violence prevention day of action” today includes a long itinerary of scripted actions to be taken by Democrat representatives under orders from the 76-year-old gun control zealot. The actions called for are tightly controlled, right down the the tweets the powerful California Democrat wants the staff of representatives to use on social media on her orders

 

And since it’s Dems going after guns, you know there’s jaw-dropping dishonesty involved.

272 mass shootings this year. When will @SpeakerRyan give us a vote? #NoFlyNoBuy  #CloseTheLoophole #GunVote
You would think you might have noticed there being more than one Columbine, Virginia Tech, Sandy Hook or Pulse Night Club every single day this year

You would think that only if you didn’t just accept that Dem gun-grabbers gonna lie like a Clinton caught with his dick in the cookie jar.

Obama campaigning for Hillary! in his own inimitable way.  I love the URL, barack-obama-reagan-fan/

It’s not that long and it’s an interesting look into how the Dems just crap on their constituents even in something as simple as a campaign event and yet, they still don’t complain.

I have to quote this bit

 be told that they could not bring water with them to witness the president speak on behalf of the indisposed Democratic presidential nominee.

Okay, that’s funny. Don’t they know what happens when you dehydrate?

 

And that, folks, is why we will never see peak irony.

 

Dem Congresscritter Uses Gov’t To Shut Up Enemies!

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D., R.I.) urged the Department of Justice to prosecute conservative groups that were targeted by the IRS, according to documents obtained by the watchdog group Judicial Watch.

You can file that under News We All Knew.

The reason it may have taken the IRS fourteen months to turn my IRS files over to Judicial Watch is that they state a United States senator from Oregon was involved. At the time both senators from Oregon were Democrats. But only one, Ron Wyden,

It’s what they do, act like fascists as they’re screeching about the latest Emmanuel Goldstein Being Hitler!!!!! Or Worse!!!!!!

Speaking of which, yesterday I made fun of the GOP’s Failure Theater in IMPEACHING KOSKINEN!!!!!!!, little did I know the fish wasn’t just stinky, it wasn’t even fish! It was just a handful of shit covered in nuoc mam.

But GOP leaders are cool to the impeachment push, which stands little chance of succeeding. Some Republicans argue that an impeachment vote two months before elections risked irritating voters,

How out of touch do you have to be to think that attacking the IRS will irritate voters?  No really, that’s like a prosecutor saying he can’t go after organized crime before an election or he’ll irritate voters.

Jebus.

So who else has noticed that all those hearings are OUTRAGE!!!! Theater and that even if they actually try to accomplish something, there’s nobody to enforce their will?

The IT specialist who ran Hillary Clinton’s private e-mail server ignored a subpoena to testify before Congress Tuesday, leaving GOP lawmakers fuming and threatening retribution. (hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha snort….no, I’m fi….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa thud

 

What happened? Oh…. Where was I?

Two other witnesses linked to Clinton’s e-mail server invoked their Fifth Amendment rights and repeatedly refused to answer questions.

There will be no repercussions. Oh, the GOP will shout about it, but they won’t actually do anything and if they do try to do anything, the Dept. of “Justice” certainly won’t be any help, the Justice League of America would be more help. They’re at least entertaining.

 

Yesterday I linked the post comparing this election to Flight 93. Since it was pretty down on both candidates, the push-back was pretty strong and from all over the place.

Some also complained about the aptness of the analogy:

That’s funny, I praised the aptness of the analogy, and I love analogy. I like analogy the way a Clinton loves lying.

This shows the author is really paying attention.

First is the objection to anonymity and specifically to the pseudonym. Anonymity supposedly proves that I am a coward, while the use of “Decius” shows that I am a hypocrite. What am I risking?  I freely admit that, unlike the real Decius, I don’t expect to die. But I do have something to lose, and may well yet lose it.

If you come to the attention of the intertuby left, they’ll do everything they can to destroy your life. Hell, that article is way worse than a stupid shirt.

Read the whole thing, it’s a good read.

Yesterday a guy tried run over 3 Phoenix cops

Similar things are going on in Chicago where Clintonista extraordinaire, Rahm, is busy turning it into what Hillary! wants to do with America.

In other news, an SUV was observed on the southside (006?) driving through the alley behind the station with a M/1 passenger taking video of personal cars parked in the police lot. The SUV’s plate comes back to a rental at one of the airports, so it appears to be another escalation in the directed harassment, intimidation and targeting of officers.

So yesterday they posted this,

An officer’s personal vehicle was torched the other night near 67th and Kostner. Written on the back of the car in marker was “Fuck the Police.”

People are now targeting off-duty cops. The Dems and their BLM front group are doing their best to turn America into some third-world, banana-republic shithole where only the rich and connected are safe in their persons.

Sure, let’s elect Hillary! to save the country!!!!!!!  For criminals!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nough of that. Let’s watch a Science! fight that I didn’t realize was happening.

I was looking for a link about how there’s no brontosaurus anymore when I found a bunch of links with this.

Paleontologists have spent the last century insisting that the species and its name (Latin for “thunder lizard”) are invalid… Nevertheless, from comic books to high literature to the Flintstones, the name brontosaurus has invaded popular culture and refuses to die.
…A team of paleontologists l…., they say they found that Brontosaurus really is in its own group. Its fossils share distinct, incomparable bone features—enough for it to reclaim its iconic genus name.

So the science isn’t settled.

Now we just need to get Pluto back into planethood and at least something would be right with the world.

 

I hate the Eagles only slightly less than the I hate the Cowboys, but I never realized exactly how correct I was to do so.

I saw a link to a story about how (Screw The)NFL teams got their nicknames, it was all over place so I finally clicked it. They’re mostly uninteresting except for this.

In 1933, Bert Bell and Lud Wray purchased the bankrupt Frankford Yellowjackets. The new owners renamed the team the Eagles in honor of the symbol of the National Recovery Act, which was part of President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s New Deal.

Sonomobatch, so they’re named after one of the most destructive forces not named “Carter” or “Obama” ever inflicted on this nation.

 

Last and totally, hilariously, not least: It begins!

Now, it is my understanding that is(sic, and not my sic! V) she were to be incapacitated, or if she were too ill to continue, or if, God forbid, she should pass away, then the Democratic National Committee would hold a meeting to fill that vacancy. And I don’t think it would be Joe Biden. I don’t think it would be Tim Kaine. I’m fairly confident she would be replaced by Michelle Obama.

Is that a “Heh” or an “Oh shit?!?!??!”?

It’s both! You don’t get the funny without the endy.

note=425 in descending arpeggio.

The hits are fast and furious today.

Let’s start with Stoaty’s question.

Have you ever laughed so hard, your soul came out your nose?

hillary-glamour-shot

Yes, yes I have.

Zombie Hillary! says, “It’s eczema.”

ABC asks, who knew what about Hillary’s health when?

I’ll field that one, everybody who doesn’t get their information from Minitrue knew something serious was up at least a week ago. You could tell by the pushback. Notice how hard they’re pushing back now that they can’t hide it.

Trump is looking out for Hillary!,  he doesn’t want a moderator at the next debate, I figure he wants a nurse to be there. He’s good that way.

Okay, this one makes me laugh.

But these are the Clintons. If you’re a Clinton, you lie. It’s what you do. Expecting them to not lie is a fool’s errand. But given the amount of time the Clintons have spent in politics lying to the public–somewhere in the neighborhood of three decades–they really ought to be better at it by now.

Clinton lies, for 25 years, have accused me of being an idiot by their very utterance, they haven’t had to be good at lying. They figured that out when Bill said, “I didn’t inhale” and none of the “journalists” taking stenography laughed. I’m sure they’re wondering what the hell is going on that their media toadies are not keeping the lid on this.

 

More pop-culture!

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Her eyes should have been closed, Stoaty wouldn’t have made that mistake.

Now, I’ve said that this election is like choosing between being shot by a .50BMG or an unknown gun. I’ve seen it’s between playing russian roulette with a semi-auto or a revolver (they mention that one in the next link), but I have to admit, on 9/12, this one is particularly apropos.

The Flight 93 Election

2016 is the Flight 93 election: charge the cockpit or you die. You may die anyway. You—or the leader of your party—may make it into the cockpit and not know how to fly or land the plane. There are no guarantees.

Except one: if you don’t try, death is certain.

Hard to argue with that.

Overseas is heating up too.

China and Russia are getting together to practice landing and taking islands in the South China Sea

Russia…errr…totally not Tsar Putin I’s troops are getting extra restive in Ukraine.

South Korea appears to think the Norks are getting ready to blow up Seoul.

South Korea has a plan to annihilate the North Korean capital if it shows any signs of mounting a nuclear attack, according to reports from Seoul.

They obviously know that they’re on their own there.

Obama!

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Surprising only J Effin Kerry and Obama’s Smirt Duhplomacy Crew (including Hillary! I’d bet),

The deal brokered by the United States and Russia to cease hostilities in war-torn Syria was immediately violated by both government and rebel forces shortly after going into effect Monday,

As I’ve written before, and as anybody who’s paid any attention whatsoever knows, except for Israel, every”Cease-Fire” in the middle east is the war-time equivalent of “Your shoelaces are untied!”

Hezbollah is arming up on the border of Israel.

 

Hezbollah has allegedly started to “secretly” deploy its members to Quneitra to replace regime troops stationed in the province near the Golan demarcation line with Israel, according to a pro-opposition outlet.

Al-Etihad press reported Thursday that pro-regime troops in Madinat al-Baath and Khan Arnabeh—both government strongholds northeast of the rebel-held Quneitra border crossing—were being “withdrawn in batches” for redeployment near the western Ghouta suburbs of Damascus.

So we have the US election going crazy and the world looking much closer to blowing up than I would expect in September.

I worry about how this will effect Obama retirement.

 

 

SiClintonian.

Posted: September 11, 2016 by veeshir in Fun with Elections, Fun With Media, Liberal FAIL, PEBKAC

Today we see Hillary! passing out “In the Heat!!!!!”, which is apparently 80 degrees in old, sick, grannarch land.

 

Notice her handler, you can see the woman’s elbow is showing just below Hillary!’s armpit.

That’s how you hold someone up. She was close to out cold by then.

Also, notice that Hillary! was being held up… standing there as they waited for the SUV to show up.

That’s bad, bad, bad. You don’t let your principle just sit there waiting for anything. In professional circles that’s called a “Target”.

Last week her Dr (and minitrue) said she was Perfectly Healthy And Anybody Who Disagreed Was A Hating Hater Who Hates Him Some Wymyn!!!!!!

Now, her Dr. says Pneumonia!!!! and was diagnosed Friday. Huh, but on Friday, everybody was saying perfectly healthy…. Sounds very…Clintonian.

But if she had pneumonia, why didn’t they take her to a hospital? If she had pneumonia, why did they allow her outside after her ‘episode’ for that photo op with the little girl giving her flowers? Shouldn’t she stay in bed for at least a few hours?

Typical Clinton lies.

Deny everything, then, when something can’t be denied, make up a new lie about that. Wash, rinse my mouth out with your ass, repeat.

This remake of the 90s is really pissing me off. At least in the original, we had beaten Russia and I liked Newt.

 

Related:

Let’s add in a little Minitrue lies.

Last week, that fool was one of the ones writing about hating haters who hate Hillary! saying she was sick. The link is in that article, I’m not linking the Wash Post liars twice in one post.

Now he says,

Hillary Clinton falling ill Sunday morning at a memorial service on the 15th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks will catapult questions about her health from the ranks of conservative conspiracy theory to perhaps the central debate in the presidential race over the coming days.

Oooh, so he’s laying it out there, you say.

It’s Minitrue I say. They lie, it’s what they do. ‘

Coughing, I wrote, is simply not evidence enough of any sort of major illness that Clinton is assumed to be hiding.

 

Yeah see, last week those hating haters who hated weren’t just talking about her cough, that was just the latest example of how sick she is.

Some of it was about Parkinson’s, the CNN guy was fired for talking about her health long before her coughing fits, and of course, people were talking about her problems walking up stairs and who can forget her fits?

In gif form if you don’t like clicking.

not-at-all-sick

 

The only question is if Chris the Minitrue Idjit was lying or had his head so far up Hillary!’s ass that he never saw it.

Since he works for the Wash Post, I’m going with Liar.

And since we’re getting closer and closer to Hillary! dropping out, I’m running this gif before it’s OLD!!!!! I was saving it for after the first debate assuming Trump would kill it and Hillary! would only win the after-action review by our fine Minitrue betters. Like the liars at the Wash Post.

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I forget where I got it. Sorry.

 

Since I didn’t see any “protests” by entitled millionaires, let’s talk football.

Today was what football is all about.

 

Making Cowboys cry.

There’s a lot more them than us, but I’m going in anyway.

Did you ever have a plan for a post that fell apart right before you started writing it?

So anyway….

Football starts tonight!!!!!! I’m sorta pumped and also not looking forward to it because politics invaded the game.

As an antidote to that fucking privileged fuck in San Fran (no, the one who plays football)

class

While I learned at least one of the co-owners of the Giants is a Hillary fan, I can at least applaud that they are one of the class acts of the NFL.

 

I deplore the rhetoric

Saudi cleric says 

Saudi Arabia’s top religious authority said Iran’s leaders were not Muslims,

Iranian mad-mullah says

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, in a message published on Monday, criticized Saudi Arabia over how it runs the haj after a crush last year killed hundreds of pilgrims. He said Saudi authorities had “murdered” some of them, describing Saudi rulers as godless and irreligious.

Sure they’re fighting a war across the middle east but that’s no reason to be all Islamophobic!

This could actually end well, depending on the timing of the Russian and Pakistani nukes reaching Iran and Saudi Arabia (dis) respectively.

Related

Saudi Arabian Masjid al-Ḥarām, the largest mosque in the world, reveals a top Saudi imam calling for the killing of Shia Muslims, Jews, and Christians

Now I can understand Saudi imams wanting to kill Muslims, Jews and Christians, but what’s up with wanting to kill Shia? I mean, sure Transformers 3 sucked, but isn’t that a little harsh? Ben Affleck better hope they never see Pearl Harbor or Daredevil.

 

News from years ago!

Air Force Secretary Deborah Lee James said Wednesday that China was pursuing “militarization” in the South China Sea,

And you’re just noticing this? A more proper wording would be, “China’s militarization of the South China Sea is reaching critical proportions.”

As Japan, Vietnam, Philippines, Malaysia and India, at the least, know.

Japan is set to supply patrol boats and aircraft to the Philippines…

India recently agreed a $100m contract to supply fast patrol boats to Vietnam…..

 

The story has a pic of one of those islands China built/is building so they can say it’s their territory.

Remember that Pax Americana? Well, also remember how our fine political betters pissed it all away.

 

Speaking of forgetting Pax Americana

It sucks the Libertarians are no longer a viable protest vote. I might as well vote Green for how much they agree with me.

In response to my post yesterday, the Western Free Press wrote this

I clearly declared, back in January, that my radio show was going to be a “Trump-free zone.”…

But now that we have gotten through the political “silly season” with two of the worst Presidential candidates I can remember in my lifetime….

And each and every day, with more and more evidence of her corruption coming to light, I simply cannot sit back and not vote against her.

DPUD Shifts The Conversation!!!!!

That article was written first, you say? Screw you, I say.

 

This is the part of the post where I say “WTF” earnestly and with feeling.

Hillary! bought used Blackberrys on eBay.

Hillary Clinton’s practice of buying Blackberry devices from eBay.

WTFingF?  Buying used electronics from someone off eBay for use with the most sensitive material in the US?

Every revelation shows she’s utterly unfit to be POTUS but I’m a hating hater who hates if I notice that.

 

We’ve all seen the story about the woman in OK who married her daughter, but there was a buried lede.

Detectives later learned she married her son in 2008.

Serial incest. WTF? No, WTFingF?

As I wrote, in Italy’s defense, Sicily is a cross between West Virginia and Chicago.

He told the court that he only engaged in the practice “occasionally”,

the Supreme Court in Rome, which over-turned the conviction, citing a law introduced last year which decriminalised the offence of masturbating in public

I got yer no-masturbation rules right here.

 

 

Sorta a half-hearted WTF? cuz it’s really not all that surprising.

Brown University’s student body president will be hand-delivering menstrual products to all nonresidential bathrooms on campus, including men’s rooms,

 

That’s for all the butthurt I’d guess.

Notice I did not make a “Brown” joke.

Don’t notice it’s because I couldn’t think of a funny one.

 

Great moments in Florida history

he jumped into a parked Daytona Beach Police cruiser and drove away, complete with blue and red lights flashing,…

Police officers can be heard laughing when Sirmans asked the question, “This a, a felony?” …

“Oh yeah, it’s like the toppest felony we can go,”

Making cops laugh only gets you out of a ticket, not felonious theft and destruction of property. Even in Florida.  Nice try though.

 

In an attempt at equal time, a reason to vote for Hillary! from FrnakJ.

Rumors that Hillary is ill and most likely won’t live long make me more likely to vote for her.

Hard to argue with that, but since it’s not a sure thing, I’m still with Trump.

And last, I haven’t been to my local WalMart in a couple weeks, but if I see this I’m not going to be happy.

cokewalmart9111

 

Talk about trivializing mass murder.

 

 

 

 

 

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Posted: September 6, 2016 by veeshir in PEBKAC

Important Update With the Swedish Part of the Post!!!!!!!!

Raise your hand if you’re surprised by this:

Newly released emails suggest a senior Hillary Clinton aide stage-managed her first hearing on the Benghazi terrorist attack by feeding specific topics Clinton wanted to address to Democratic Sen. Robert Menendez, who at the time was acting chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee.

If you raised your hand, smack yourself with it while saying, “Pay attention!”

From her emails

We wired it that Menendez would provide an opportunity to address two topics we needed to debunk (her actions/whereabouts on 9/11, and these email from Chris Stevens about moving locations,)”

Yeah, let’s pretend Hillary! gave a shit about anybody but herself and try to avoid noting that our ambassador was worried about his safety but was overruled by Hillary!.

What gets me about the punditocracy is that they all say, “The voters have already taken all this stuff about Hillary! into account so each new revelation doesn’t mean anything,” “It’s baked in!!!!!!!” they say. But each and every time they froth over the latest thing Trump said, or was misreported as saying, “This is going to turn off undecideds!!!!!!!” they say

Bullshit.

As I was writing the above, an “expert” on Foxnews trotted it out. Fun-nee. 

Watching “Impromptu Press conference” from Hillary! now, except there are no questions, she’s just attacking Trump.

 

Nother “surprising” thing. Recall, Sweden was all preening about how great they were for taking in all those “refugees”. So, how’s it going for them?

In Södertälje, just west of Stockholm, there has been rioting two nights in a row. Immigrant Muslim youths are throwing powerful bangers at police, attacking public transport, burning garbage and tires in the streets. The gangs also try to lure rescue personnel into traps so that they can attack them. Cars are set ablaze…

There have been similar incidents in a number of Swedish suburbs lately, and it is increasing.

Immigrant youths are leading the effort to transform Swedish suburbs into something reminiscent of dysfunctional civil war zones, where people are afraid to go out at night and immigrant gangs ravage.

 

So what’s Sweden doing about it?  You know, besides calling me a racist?

So far 150 cars have been burned in Södertälje this year without anyone being arrested or suspected.

I assume “suspected” in that sentence means, ‘declared a suspect’ not that they don’t ‘suspect’ who’s doing it.

It’s funny, Minitrue is not covering this and similar events like the ones at Calais that some blog nobody reads was talking about.

So most Americans are going to be ‘surprised’ when that shit starts here.

Updated!!!!!!!

stockholm

 

Nother surprising thing.

– A U.S. Navy coastal patrol ship changed course after a fast-attack craft from Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps came within 100 yards (91 meters) of it in the central Gulf on Sunday, two U.S. Defense Department officials told Reuters on Tuesday.

More

Seven Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy (IRGCN) fast in-shore attack craft (FIAC) approached USSFirebolt (PC-10) while it was operating in international waters in the central Persian Gulf on Sept. 4, a defense official told USNI News.

Three of the FIACs maneuvered close to Firebolt, mirroring the ship’s course and speed at a distance of about 500 yards for about eight minutes before leaving. Another FIAC then sped towards Firebolt and stopped directly in front of the ship, causing the Firebolt crew to maneuver to avoid a collision. The U.S. ship and Iranian FIAC came within 100 yards of one another, the defense official said.

 

Somebody seems to want to start a war.

But they’re our Partners For Peace(tm)?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? you say. Well, smack yourself again. Geez.

Nough surprising things, now some stuff.

 

California is regressing faster and faster.

“The school district has received an unconfirmed report that two students at Indian Hills Elementary School have been diagnosed with Hansen’s disease (leprosy),” according to the letter inked by district superintendent Elliott Duchon. “In an abundance of caution, (the) administration wanted to share this information with you as soon as possible.”…

 

That sucks, the worst part is that we’ll never know where it came from because that might implicate certain immigration stances that are totally Right And Good!!!!.

 

These types of articles always piss me….errr….always piss off a friend of mine.

Have rampant sex. Woohoo!

Well, that is according to the residents of Acciaroli in Italy, where one in 10 locals lives past 100-years-old.

Scientists spent six months looking into why people living in the tiny community seemed to live so long, and how they ended up basically immune to medical conditions like dementia and heart disease.

Do you get the same results from masturbation? My friend wants to know is why I ask.

 

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