Above the Fold question!!!!
What is the alt-right? I’m pretty intertuby, but I’ve never heard of them. I hesitate to do a search for it.
I’ll tell you, I don’t mind being part of the VRWC even though I’m not really sure what it is, but I think I’d like to know what alt-right is before I accept the moniker.
Now, back to our post.

Here’s Hillary calling out Trump for birtherism

Here’s Breitbart noticing that the Wash Post admitted that Hillary! and her peeps started birtherism.

 

The only interesting thing about Hillary! is whether she believes her lies or not. Or at least, does she believe any? She lies when the truth would serve better, people like that (like my brother) seem to believe their lies as soon as they leave their lips.

Top of the post comment I forgot update!!!!!

Has anybody else noticed that Judicial Watch is now “conservative”? Back when they were going after Bush they were “non-partisan”.  I only  noticed because I predicted it, I figure it took so long because most of the media has ignored what they’ve been trying to do.

Now back to our post in its entirety.

The funniest part, for me, is that I think I’ve used that title before.

So here are three things that would have been too stupid, paranoid and ridiculous to be funny 30 years ago.

Now, of course, they’d be more funny if they weren’t true, but you don’t get the funny without the endy.

First up, the US Army is telling troops to not be like these people.

threats

If, 10 years ago, someone had told you the Army would be warning their troops about two spies, a jihadi, a former commander of CentCom, a presidential candidate and I’m not sure who Alexis is, imagine what you would have thought of that paranoid freak.

I did like CNN’s panel on Hillary!’s email stuff, it had two, official, Clinton campaign staffers, one unofficial one from US News and World Report with the Clinton News Network talking head moderating. I couldn’t watch after they listed them, I already know what they’re going to say, “It’s the GOP going after her! Trying to be a distraction from the issues!”, and I like this TV.

 

Via Uncle, even 10 years ago people would have called this paranoid stupidity.

 

He LOL’d, I more like SMH’d. Your MPG may vary but the endiness is what makes it funny.

 

Actually, this doesn’t belong here, James Carville has spent decades lying and being a dishonest asshole who lies and obfuscates about all the Clinton’s dirty dealings.

 

 

I put it here because that is a different Clintonism. He’s saying exactly what he means but in such a way that only certain people will understand. I, unfortunately, have learned to speak Clinton.

He’s letting the people who might have thoughts about shutting down the Clinton Foundation  know that some people will die if that happens.

They’ll probably commit suicide but you never know, it might be an accident or even random violence. All we know for sure is that people will die.

meddling kids

That looks exactly like a house in Hurley, NY. I wonder if that’s it.

 

I Agree With Joe Biden!

Posted: August 23, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Quoth Biden. (I was going to use a Daily Caller link but I got sick of trying to cut and paste and scroll around as my computer froze. I hate Flash)

Americans, Biden said, are prone to overreact to “wolves at the door.”

 

Jackass. He knows so much better than we. Cuz he’s an idiot who thinks he’s a genius.

“Terrorism is a real threat, but it’s not an existential threat to the existence of the democratic country of the United States of America,”

That’s where I agree with him.

Biden, his boss, his erstwhile colleague, Hillary!, the rest of the Democratic political/entertainment complex and the establishment pricks in the GOP, like NRO and John McCain, are the existential threat to our nation.

Islamists are our enemy, the only way they can be an existential threat is if we let the people in the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party keep on taking our freedoms as a way of “fighting” them. Let’s strengthen the Patriot Act and give more power to the TSA to KEEP US SAFE!!!!!!!!!!

Actual results may vary.

 

He also describes the Biden Doctrine!!!!!!

Biden told The Atlantic that he operates under the “Biden doctrine”: “My dad used to say to me, ‘Champ, if everything is equally important to you, nothing is important to you.’ So the hardest thing to do, I’ve found in 44 years, is to prioritize what really are the most consequential threats and concerns…”

Okay, that’s funny.

So what has Biden ‘prioritized’ over those 44 years?

voted against the aid package for South Vietnam, and that was part of the deal when we pulled out of South Vietnam to try and help them survive. He said that when the Shah fell in Iran in 1979 that that was a step forward for progress toward human rights in Iran. He opposed virtually every element of President Reagan’s defense build-up. He voted against the B-1, the B-2, the MX and so on.

More

He was against aid to the Nicaraguan Contras which in the end brought democracy and ended the Sandinista rule at the time. He was against Reagan’s expansion of the defense budget, which bankrupted the Soviet Union and led to the end of the Soviet Empire. He was against Reagan on Strategic Defenses, which is the big advantage that we have now in the missile age

 

He was against the first Gulf War but for intervention in the breakup of Yugoslavia, he called Milosevic a “Damn war criminal!” but apparently, Saddam wasn’t.

Kuwait was strategically important to the US while Yugoslavia was not. So he was against something important to America and for something that just dragged America into a feud that makes Hatfield/McCoys look like Dennis and Mr. Wilson.

The Biden Doctrine, it’s like the Monroe Doctrine except with much more drool, stupidity, goals with a decided lack of importance to America and ignorance of how the world works.

 

I still cannot believe that we are still pretending he’s is not so stupid that when his butler says his shoes are on the wrong feet he responds, “Those are my feet!”

 

And what the hell is Foxnews doing with Megan McCain? Dammit, I used to really like Outnumbered but now they have her, I cannot take her idiocy.  Oh well.

So she’s been made captain of the Trump-Titanic.

I have to wonder what her motivation is. Did Reince ask her to do the party a solid and make sure Trump doesn’t lose too badly to mitigate down-ballot losses?

Or is she serious in thinking he can win?

Or is she just in it for the money? I have to think the money thing is the least likely factor. Going forward, who is going to hire the lady who tried to salvage the Trump campaign?

She never struck me as a rocket surgeon from her media appearances in the past.

 

Clintonian

Posted: August 22, 2016 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Not So Funny End Of Civilization, Op/Sped, PEBKAC

I saw the clip of this earlier and this is what Clintons do. So she did have some effect at State.

Quote the Free Beacon.

State Department spokesman Mark Toner said Monday that top Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin was “fully vetted” before being cleared to work at the State Department

But that’s not what he said.

He said, paraphrasingly, that he knew how it works, how it worked in his case, and she ‘would have been fully vetted’.  He never actually admitted any knowledge, he just said that’s how it works.

See, he didn’t say she was vetted but everybody heard that she was. That lets Minitrue know how to cover the story. “The GOP is letting their Islamophobia loose!”

Very Clintonian.

The way he said that makes me think she had no security clearance.

If so the normal arc would be someone finding out, like Drudge or Breitbart, Minitrue covering it up, Hillary! telling ever changing lies upon each revelation culminating in…..Trump said we need to deport black lives matter protesters to Liberia!

 

Speaking of people just noticing stuff that’s been going on for decades, Stephen Hayes was on the Special Report panel talking about the media ‘covering’ Hillary!’s email felonies when he said something like, “They’re making it all about the GOP. It’s not about the GOP, it’s about her emails!”

 

Yeah, that’s how they work. Jeez, where has he been that he’s just noticing this? That’s how every Dem scandal is covered(up). Unless they’re all about “sex”, which those GOP prudes are way too interested in.

 

We’re reliving the worst parts of the 90s with the added attraction of having lost the Cold War and in the remake, Newt Gingrich sucks.

When I was in NY, my sister kept trying to talk about politics, I kept trying to not talk politics. So once she said about Trump, “I just am afraid of all the racism and hate at Trump rallies.”

I didn’t even try to get her to see that she was talking about stuff like this,

Leftist agitators employed fascist tactics at a Donald Trump fundraiser in Minneapolis on Friday night.

Video shows protesters banging on the doors of the Minneapolis Convention Center where Trump was speaking to attendees.

When the event concluded, Trump supporters were forced to run a “gauntlet,” with many, including elderly women, being punched and pelted with garbage.

 

 

Why bother? She gets her news from Minitrue and this is what she sees.

Headline

Donald Trump fundraising event in Minneapolis draws GOP donors, protesters to Convention Center

 

Ahh, he draws donors and, by the way, some protesters. First paragraph.

 

Donald Trump roiled Minnesota politics for a few hours Friday night without ever showing his face in public.

 

It’s all about Trump’s fault. So how do they talk about violence against Trump in Minitrue?

Dozens of protesters gathered out front ahead of the event and marched around the large building. Later in the ­evening, a smaller contingent grew unruly. Some fundraiser attendees were pushed and jostled, spit on and verbally harassed as they left the ­convention center.

 

Unruly. I guess that’s better than “Mostly-peaceful”, but still…. Imagine if it were a Hillary! event.

Pushed and jostled, ummmm, isn’t that assault? Isn’t that intimidation? Isn’t that the police letting people intimidate a presidential candidate’s supporters? Isn’t that all about the fucked up and really, really, really fucking bad? Isn’t that Chavez tactics?

More.

 

You’ve got somebody out there saying things that used to only be said in the shadows,” said Giselda Gutierrez, a demonstrator who lives in Minneapolis. “I think what he’s saying represents something pretty dangerous for our country.”

The protesters are really the fault of Trump. I mean, if he wasn’t so hateful people wouldn’t have to mostly-peacefully protest him, right?

Of course, I think Giselda represents something dangerous for our country. But that opinion is out of bounds in polite society.

 

The demonstrators who harassed donors were not present earlier on, when the protest was peaceful. Many in the later group hid their faces behind scarves.

 

First, how do you know they were different demonstrators? You don’t, so that’s a protective lie. I’m sure that many of the same people hung out and got their violence out. That’s why they went, after all.

And that’s it? Political violence and that’s all you write about it?

 

Minneapolis police spokeswoman Sgt. Catherine Michal said there were no arrests and no reported injuries.

 

No arrests, people at a political rally were jostled, pushed, spit on and more and no fucking arrests. Notice the “no reported injuries”, that’s a clintonism. “I didn’t lie, at the time I didn’t know of any reports of injuries!”

There was, however, minor damage, including graffiti on the walls of the Convention Center, and officers had to escort Trump supporters in and out of the lobby because they were being harshly confronted,

“including graffiti”, I’m sure that much of the rest was actual damage, but since they write “including graffiti”, most people will see a little spraypaint.

They throw this in to make sure you know Trump supporters are bad

Guests began arriving around dinnertime, some in limousines and other chauffeured vehicles.

 

I bet they were all twirling their mustaches and trodding on the backs of their servants as they lay on the ground at the door.

They make this mostly an article on Trump’s policies, and make sure to give critics their chances.

All of this rhetoric is creating an unsafe environment for the Muslim community, for the Somali-American community,” Hussein said.

 

Trump supporters are the subject of viciousness and violence and yet, the story is mostly about how bad Trump is. A straight news story, supposedly.

 

The supporters of certain politicians are fair game so far as our fine media and governmental betters are concerned.

Saying Hillary! belongs in jail is totally out of bounds, but getting your violence on at Trump and his supporters is just not newsworthy.

Indeed, as they point out with their helpful quotes, it’s almost un-American not to get your violence on at Trump rallies.

They’re frothing at the mouth now, imagine a Trump win.

Now I want to see it not just because of the disaster that is Hillary!, but to see how it affects our fine political, social, moral and intellectual betters.

Third Party?

Posted: August 18, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC

The scientists at CERN appear to be trying to find a different God Particle! these days.

This chilling mysterious video shows a group of ‘researchers’ at the CERN Large Hadron Collider staging a chilling ‘satanic human sacrifice’ ritual.

The footage shows a group of cloaked men gathering in a courtyard around a statue at the facility in Geneva, Switzerland.

 

They use the old, I was joking, defense.

But CERN has declared that the video is fake, and claims that the ritual was simply researchers and scientists coming to work at the facility ‘taking their sense of humour too far.’

 

Yeah, whatever.

Vid

 

So….. harmless fun or calling in Cthulhu, Stay Puft, Beelzebub or even, be still my beating heart, Zombie Reagan? Any of you physicist types know who/what they could be calling?

I’d vote for any viable destructor truthfully. The two we have running now are just not my cup of hemlock.

 

Only semi-related, our current, retired, destructor is too busy 4-putting to actually pay attention to any Americans not useful for pushing his agenda.

Which leads us to a question,

Which of these should be on Air Force 1?

This one

rretired 2

 

Or this one

rretired 1

 

That’s a poser, huh?

A poser over a poseur. There’s a joke in there but it’s on us so I’m not looking for it.