It’s just too crazy, stupid and utterly predictable out there.

First up, The Most Surprising Link Of The Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Byrd-Bennett steered $23 million in no-bid contracts to the consultants who’d previously employed her; in return, she expected hundreds of thousand of dollars in kickbacks — though she never saw any of it.

The largest of the three no-bid deals was a jaw-dropping $20.5 million principal training contract. It was finalized a month after Byrd-Bennett controversially shuttered 50 neighborhood schools in 2013…

Much of the scheme that unfolded in 2012 and 2013 was captured in hundreds of frank and frequently humorous emails sent at all hours of the day and night, including Byrd-Bennett’s now infamous, emoji-punctuated, “I have tuition to pay and casinos to visit (:”

In them, Church said, “you saw greed, naked greed — someone looking to profit from a broken, near-bankrupt school system.”

Wait, you mean there was corruption, greed and a blatant disregard for Teh Peepul by a Chicago Official!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Say it ain’t so!

 

Keeping with the Chicago motif, we see a bit of hilarity that should be unfolding in the next year or so.

The fuse has been lit. When and if the bomb goes off, prestigious Chicago institutions — Northwestern University, the Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office, prominent media outlets — and people — a sitting judge, a former state’s attorney, prominent journalists — will have more than egg on their faces.

That’s why it’s hard to imagine that a lawsuit filed against Northwestern and onetime prominent journalism Professor David Protess on behalf of a man wrongfully convicted of murder will actually go to trial. Too many have too much to lose — this is a scandal that has to be buried deep…

Here’s the original storyline.

Crusading journalism professor and his idealistic students investigate a nearly 20-year-old murder case, free an innocent man from death row and identify the real killer…

Here’s the real story. The crusading journalism professor and his unwitting student investigators actually freed a guilty man — Anthony Porter — and helped imprison an innocent man — Alstory Simon — with the assistance of a politically motivated state’s attorney’s office.

Sounds like a typical lefty operation. It accomplishes the opposite of what they claim while actually being an op against something they hate but cannot defeat legislatively (the death penalty).

I look forward to seeing this ignored in the major media, cuz it’s a local story. Not like a Republican city alderman in West Bumfuck, Arkansas being caught taking money from someone who once said a nice thing about Paula Deen (racist!).

 

I was just thinking this would be a good idea.

On the heels of major shakeups at the Fox News Network, an alternative conservative network is being actively discussed amongst conservative fat cats.

A well-placed source close to the proposal tells Mediaite that serious discussions are underway to create an alternative conservative cable network on the belief that the Fox News Network is moving too far to the left. The source, who is engaged in the talks, says a meeting is planned for today with two prominent high-powered television executives, some underperforming conservative networks and people who have an interest and the ability to fund a new network.

 

Hiring O’Reilly and picking up Hannity and Tucker Carlson would be a nice start.

Having a channel without leftists like Shep and Geraldo would be nice. Unfortunately, they’re going to have to hire from the same pool of lazy, stupid, ignorant and biased fools as the rest so we’d still have idiocies like Megan McCain being asked what she thinks.

 

I was always very sad that I missed going to Hong Kong before the handover. I’m pretty surprised it’s lasted as long as it has. That might be coming to an end. 

The “one country, two systems” policy under which Hong Kong is guaranteed a high degree of autonomy for half a century may be scrapped if it becomes a tool to confront Beijing, the legal chief of the central government’s liaison office in the city has warned.

Wang Zhenmin was speaking on Saturday at a seminar where outgoing chief executive Leung Chun-ying earlier told Hongkongers that the “no change for 50 years” assurance under the city’s mini-constitution, the Basic Law, referred only to the capitalist system and did not mean Beijing’s sovereignty over the city could be changed afterwards…

Wang, a former Tsinghua University law dean, devoted a significant part of his keynote speech to attacking rising separatist sentiments in the city, as he reiterated that “one country” must come before “two systems”.

“If the ‘two systems’ part … is severely distorted or even [becomes a tool] to confront and damage ‘one country’, then the reasons and conditions for the ‘two systems’ to exist would be lost,” Wang said.

Sure you can have your own system and be free, so long as your system does what the murderous commie dictators demand.

Commies are big on sending messages, that’s a message.

 

Staying with murderous dictatorships, Tsar Putin I is probably getting (more) pissed off at Russians for demanding he pretend they still have a democratic form of gov’t.

Dozens of people have been detained while taking part in a protest campaign in many Russian cities urging President Vladimir Putin not to run in the country’s presidential election next year.

The April 29 protests came just three days after authorities moved to ban the organization spearheading the demonstrations: Open Russia, which was set up by former oil tycoon Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

It was sad watching Russia sink back into a brutal dictatorship after a few years of hope for them.  Which slide coincided with Putin going after “Oligarchs!!!!!!!!!!!” who were busy trying to make Russia into a modern country and had the audacity to make money while doing so! Which was why all right-thinking lefties applauded when he did that.

 

For an alternate view of the tsar, Putin on the titz!

It’s Vladimir Putin’s war chest!

Russian beauties are being urged to rack up support for the Russian strongman — by busting out revealing shirts emblazoned with his image, the Daily Mail reported.

A patriotic youth group called Project Set launched the drive to score points for Putin ahead of next year’s presidential election.

Some bosom-baring shirts expose the cleavage through a love heart that Putin holds in his cupped hands. Others allow the boobs to appear through a cutout of his profile.

 

 

These are very cool and very inventive. I’m not sure I’d want one, but I can definitely see the allure.

That guy makes weird stretttttttttttttttttched-out sculptures that only make sense when reflected on something round.

That has to be very hard to visualize. Impressive.

“Reality” is winning on points, but sooner or later reality will stage a comeback. Sorta like how it took a few decades before the reality that the Roman Empire had fallen was obvious to everybody.

First, I’m gonna disagree on this.

 

That’s not irony, that’s reality. Socialism always costs more than free enterprise. It’s just axiomatic.

The comment are funny too. Some people get very upset when you make fun of their religion.

 

Why didn’t we hear about this until now?

A federal grand jury provided FBI agents with subpoenas to inspect Hillary Clinton’s BlackBerry devices last year, court papers provided to Judicial Watch show.

And what happened to that issue?

The subpoenas “produced no responsive materials, as the requested data was outside the retention time utilized by those providers,”

Buried. Notice they were “outside the retention time”. In other words, the FBI worded the subpoenas so narrowly that anything not from a certain window (probably 2/1/15 3pm-2/1/15 3:05PM would be my guess) so that they could ignore what they found.

Lest we forget, the DO”J” is full of a bunch of lawless assholes and they made the FBI into Hillary’s Bitches.

 

Some people just refuse to accept reality.

Obamacare overhaul similarly fails, no honest analyst will be able to blame conservatives. Blame will belong wholly to centrist Republicans…

In every election campaign since 2010, every Republican has pledged to repeal Obamacare. Since Republicans rode that promise to a House majority that year, the House has voted more than 90 times for repeal (symbolic votes, all, under President Barack Obama). Now the Freedom Caucus has announced its support for an amended repeal bill, Republicans are closer than ever to finally delivering on their promise. It relies only on centrists to rejoin their party on this crucial issue for which the voters put them in office.

“Centrists” are just members in good standing of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party. They do not want to lose the power over us that Obamacare gives them. If they don’t control our lives, they cannot demand bribes and kickbacks on how they dole out our rights.

The GOP has lied to us. It’s much harder to keep Obamacare going than to get rid of it. So they’re busy making sure it does not go away.

Our best hope is the GOP fucks us again so Trump just undoes all the memoes, phone calls and executive orders Obama did to keep it from imploding.

 

I watched Shep for a few minutes the other day, he was talking about Venezuela and he acted as if the protestors were getting violent. He showed them in Gas Masks!!!!!!!!! but he called them, “Masks”, as in, “Protestors wearing masks!!!!!!” and then a few images of violent protestors building barricades.

Then he showed gov’t folks shooting tear gas into the crowds. Shep did not notice or mention that maybe, just fucking maybe Shep you leftist piece of shit, the protestors were wearing those “masks” because the murderous forces of the murderous dictator/nee secret policeman were murdering protestors!

Repression in Caracas on Wednesday was probably the worst in three weeks of protests. While usually satisfied with choking us but allowing us some margin of movement, this time they used enough tear gas to make us reconsider coming back, or prevent a gathering altogether.

Yesterday, Juan Pablo Pernalete Llovera, a 20-year old student, was murdered. A tear gas canister hit him in the chest as he protested in Altamira and, sadly, he arrived at Salud Chacao with no vital signs.

Nah. To the piece of shit leftists in Minitrue (hey Shep!), the forces of a socialist gov’t are ‘good’, protestors against them are ‘bad’.

When they don’t ignore it. Venezuela is exploding and it was blatantly obvious that it was going to happen to everyone except our Elites!, cuz they’re idiots.

 

Mister We Could Use A Man Like Phillip Of Macedon Again!

Protesters have stormed the parliament of the Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia, and assaulted the leader of the Social Democrats in a bid to stop the formation of a new government.

See, they’re thinking.

I wonder how long until that happens here and how Minitrue will blame me when it’s masked leftists doing it. Most righties will just ignore them. There is no rule of law, why pretend we still have it and act as if Congress is important? Only our imperial judiciary and Trump matter right now. Congress has spent the last decades abdicating their responsibilities, ever since Clinton’s impeachment when they realized the media was more powerful.

 

Okay, I don’t know French attitudes, but this makes me laugh. Macron is the far leftist left in the race against the FAR RIGHT HATER!!!!! LePen.

 

“In the next three months after I am elected, there will be a decision on Poland,” Macron told reporters of several regional French newspapers including Ouest-France. “You cannot have a European Union which argues over every single decimal place on the issue of budgets with each country, and which, when you have an EU member which acts like Poland or Hungary on issues linked to universities and learning, or refugees, or fundamental values, decides to do nothing.”
Macron’s comment indicates the staunchly pro-EU candidate, who promises to reassert France’s leading position within the bloc and play an integral role in shaping its future, will actively enforce the bloc’s democratic liberal values at a time when EU leaders are faced with reshaping and shoring up solidarity within the union pre-Brexit.

That’s probably a winner, the EU was supposed to be a way for France to rule Europe, they can’t allow them lowlife Poles and Hungarians to think they control their countries!

Recall, the Hungarians are not allowing Muslim refugees in their country. They even respond to violence with violence! All right thinking people know that you don’t counter violence with violence! You figure out how you angered the poor-downtrodden people and appease them. Unless they’re not an approved lefty group, then you crush them.

 

Okay, I’d say this is a loser.

The National Front’s history of anti-Semitism intruded on the French election campaign again on Friday as polls suggested front-runner Emmanuel Macron’s 20-point lead may be narrowing a touch.

Marine Le Pen’s far-right party forced acting president Jean-Francois Jalkh to step aside after comments from 17 years ago questioning the Holocaust resurfaced in the French media,

If there’s one thing most French don’t care about it’s who hates the people from That Shitty Little Country. It is pretty funny that the lefties who hate Jews as much as most Arabs are acting all, “Oooh, look at the anti-Semitism!”

 

Speaking of Nazis, I think I found the original maker of Billy Bier.

once was an actual Hitler of shithead relatives — and no, not that one, either. In a quirky twist of fate, the Universe saddled even that goose-stepping genocidal maniac with a slimy, opportunistic, clingy black sheep to ruin his Christmases: Adolf’s “loathsome nephew,” Willy Hitler…

On the strength of his last name alone, Willy gained access to all the parties, women, and cocktail shrimp Berlin had to offer. It was wild. Gaggles of Hitler groupies lined up for the chance to get their Aryan mitts on Willy’s little willy. On the family side, however, things weren’t going too great. Dissatisfied with his crappy job at the bank, Willy asked Uncle Adolf to help him get a better grip on those evil coattails of his. It was around this time that the fuhrer starting referring to Willy as “my loathsome nephew” and accusing him of trying to “climb on my back.”

Sounds like a cross between Billy Carter and Roger Clinton.

 

This is fucked up. I’m not sure who the players are, I do know the TWP are white nationalists but I don’t know anything else about them and I’m not sure if Anti-fa are involved or just mentioned later on. Since the organizers for the rally are all Dems, I’m gonna guess they’re not anti-fascist, just anti-other-people’s-fascists. Like in Iraq how Sunnis liked Sunni terrorists and Shiites liked Shiite terrorists.

Organizers began planning the Rally for Equality and American Values at the University of Pikeville back in February, almost as soon as the Traditionalist Worker Party announced its intention to converge on Pikeville for a rally.

In a statement posted to the group’s Facebook event page shortly before 4:30 today, organizer Ariana Velasquez said organizers unanimously decided to postpone the event, after consulting with law enforcement, public officials and university administration.

In the statement, she said “unforeseen credible threats” forced the decision to cancel in order to protect the safety of participants.

I do have high hopes for this though.

“The TWP has become expert in obeying the letter of the law while getting as close as possible to inciting violence. The ARA and ANTIFA will stand nose to nose with the TWP in an attempt to shout them down. Unfortunately, they may also be planning a more violent conflict.

Now if we could just get the Westoro Baptist FreakShow to get involved we could have some guilt-free violence to watch. Watching nazis beat fascists is hilarious.

 

Has anybody heard about this?

An American paramedic working with a security watchdog in eastern Ukraine has been killed after the vehicle he was in drove over a mine.

The US citizen, who has not been named, was part of a patrol involved in the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe’s (OSCE) Special Monitoring mission in the country.

Two other monitors, a German and a Czech, were injured in the blast, near Luhansk. It has led US officials to call for a ‘full, transparent investigation’.

 

Why haven’t we heard of an American being killed by Tsar Putin I’s cossacks?

But since signing deal the sides appear stuck in a stalemate broken periodically by sharp resurgences of fighting that Kiev and the Kremlin accuse each other of instigating.

Tillerson told Poroshenko that although Washington wanted better ties with Moscow, ‘Russia´s actions in eastern Ukraine remain an obstacle’.

On Monday Russia’s deputy foreign minister, Sergei Ryabkov, also called for an investigation to be conducted into the explosion.

Oh, the Russians are going to investigate!

We could lend them some of our crack FBI agents from the Hillary Task Force!!!!, they’re good at covering up crimes.

 

Canada is getting a look at the reality that is their place in the world.

Nobody’s going to invade Canada unless they’re already at war with us, but Canada cannot project power and Russia wants the oil under Arctic ice that Canada wants.

Guess who’s most likely going to get it?

Russia unveils its newest Arctic base

Russia has unveiled a new military base as part of its buildup in the Arctic region, and has provided a tour — albeit a virtual one on your computer.

The tsar willing to go to war to get it. Canada surely isn’t.

Funny, what with their problems with illegal immigration and now a warlike neighbor, they could use a Trump. But they have a Kelso.

 

The reality of the state of politics in America.

A two-bit political gadfly named Thomas Lopez-Pierre has been running for City Council on an outrageous platform that calls for stopping “greedy Jewish landlords” from committing “ethnic cleansing” against blacks.

Yawn. Typical Democrat so far.

as Jewish groups and leaders demanded he be booted out of the Democratic Party.

Wait, why? Isn’t that the official Democrat Party Platform? Black Lives Matter, not zionist lives.

Here’s where I wonder if he’s planning on joining the GOP.

In the midst of this firestorm a GoFundMe called “Stop Thomas Lopez-Pierre Hate Campaign” suddenly popped up and was so successful, it raised $5,781.

But anyone who donated hoping to actually stop Lopez-Pierre is going to be sorely disappointed — because the page was created by the candidate himself to scam money from his foes.

“I call it bait and switch,” Lopez-Pierre actually bragged to The Post.

“I intend to use the money to pay for my marketing expenses. The people who are doing this [donating] oppose me. I thank them for their support.”

How is that different from winning election after election and raking in $millions in donations precisely to repeal Obamacare and then not repealing Obamacare? How about how they boned us on illegal immigration?

So a Dem platform with GOP tactics. A Centrist!

 

I’m all for this.

And now the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) has examined what happens to the data that’s collected from students using technology in the classroom. They released the results of an extensive survey covering students in grades K-12.

What they found was that little work has been done to protect the privacy of the student information that is collected from both the classroom and from using the online software the schools issue for use at home on the students’ own devices. They found that while many school districts have embraced technology and all of the benefits it can bring to the schools and students, often little thought has been given to one of the unintended consequences of this: the students’ privacy.

School is for learning. Let them learn what their betters think of them. Right now, they seem to think our fine betters give a shit about them. That’s a dangerous belief. Our betters only care about our voting for them, sending them money and shutting the fuck up.

 

Speaking of schools and learning, is Duke actually going to stop going all in on social justice and SCIENCE!!!!!! and actually do some science?

We have another study from Duke University that shows groundwater isn’t being polluted by fracking, despite the cries from the environmentalists that the process, which is used to tap into natural gas resources. It’s been the crux of their narrative against this sector of the economy that’s rapidly growing throughout the country. The study was three years in the making, peer reviewed, and was recently published in the European journal Geochimica et Cosmochimica Acta.

 

Heretics! Burn them! They do have to state the obvious to try to keep up their SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!! cred.

They did say that surface water might be impacted due to spills:

So what you’re saying is that spilling oil on the ground means there will be oil on the ground and it could run into waterways that go through the ground? The deuce you say!

 

Macauley Culkins parents are the scum of the Earth and should be jailed, at least, for what they did to their kid.

If, like so many pop fans, you have always yearned to see a three-minute music video that brings together Bill Clinton, Garfield’s cartoon owner Jon Arbuckle and a Viagra-taking George Washington wearing a virtual reality headset, then your agonizing wait is finally over…

The video features the founding father apparently pleasuring himself to the vision of Kurt Cobain—played by Macaulay Culkin—being whipped, nailed to a cross and declared “King of the Cucks.”

 

Poor bastid. First his parents took all his money and then they sold him to Michael Jackson. So sad.

 

Road Trip?

Sheela-na-gigs are carvings of naked, old women exposing an exaggerated vulva.

More than 110 Sheela-na-gigs have been found in Ireland…

Heritage Ireland mapped the location of every sculpture in the country using National Monument data.

Michael Starrett, Heritage Council Chief Executive, said: ‘HeritageMaps.ie a fantastic tool for learning, discussion and interpretation, making cultural data available to everyone.

Vulvoyage!

 

At least, unlike the Mona Lisa, we know why she’s smiling.

 

Sometimes things that seem so brilliant are the opposite.

Police say an Ohio man called 911 to request a police dog to help track down heroin allegedly stolen from him.

That epitomizes the sentiment most people have had, “It seemed like a good idea at the time!”

 

I did this with a 72 Chevelle Malibu and a dumpster instead of a bicycle and a wall.

The girl bending over into her car turned around just as I hit the dumpster at about 5mph. I didn’t get her number.

Seriously, we watched it happening, but it’s still freaking hard to believe where we are.

IMPORTANT, I FORGOT TO POST THIS, UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In relation to the post the other day about that judge deciding that Trump has to fund what that judge wants him to fund we see something I forgot about.

President Obama’s Justice Department on Wednesday threatened to pull federal education dollars from North Carolina if the state does not repeal a law prohibiting people from using public restrooms of the opposite sex.

See, that was pushing a leftist priority so perfectly in accord with the Living Constitution!

Just Fixin’ It

 

Now back to our post, already in progress!

The punk-ass bitches in Berkeley have managed to intimidate people with opposing viewpoints from actually airing their viewpoints in Berkeley’s Safe Space!

Conservative commentator Ann Coulter told Fox News on Wednesday she would no longer give a planned speech at UC Berkeley after Young America’s Foundation pulled its support for the event amid threats of violence, calling her decision “a dark day for free speech in America.”…

“I looked over my shoulder and my allies had joined the other team,” Coulter said in an email.

I don’t blame Ann, I blame the people who are using gov’t power to shut up their opponents. I am a little disappointed in the Young American’s Foundation, but it’s hard when the mayor of your city is after your ass.

 

We’re much closer to punching back twice as hard.

Weasel Zippers links the Wash Post so I don’t have to.

Trump is talking to Congress, telling them about what’s going on.

How do fakenewser extraordinaire (no, not the fakenewser in NY and not, not the one in DC, the other one) characterize it?

Ostensibly the reason for the trip was a classified briefing on the growing threat posed by North Korea and its quest for nuclear weapons.

Ostensibly. But the Democrats and the lying liars at CNN know what the deal really is.

“We learned nothing you couldn’t read in the newspaper,” Oregon Sen. Jeff Merkley told CNN’s Erin Burnett Wednesday night. “It felt more like a dog-and-pony show to me than anything else,” Illinois Sen. Tammy Duckworth told CNN’s Anderson Cooper. “I guess it has something to do with this 100 days in office.”

I’m gonna have to agree with the first sentence. Anything the Democrats learned we were going to see in the newspaper.

While we’ve spent a long time telling our enemies what we’re going to do, things work much better when it comes as a surprise.

I love this one from minitrue outlet, the Hill. In a piece about how Trump is going to cause WWIII, they get an “expert” to explain how much of a poopy-head and war-monger he is.

Beyond courting this calamity, a U.S. attack on North Korea would violate a hallowed principle of international law.  The United Nations Charter allows an attack on a sovereign nation in just two cases — if authorized by the U.N. Security Council or if in self-defense after an armed attack

The UN? They get to decide when we go to war? Don’t they have some sex slaves to exploit somewhere?

This principle of imminence found its most influential expression in an 1842 letter by Secretary of State Daniel Webster. After the British justified an attack on U.S. territory as an act of self-defense, Webster delivered a famous rebuttal: Self-defense can justify one nation’s invasion of another only if the “necessity of that self-defence is instant, overwhelming, and leaving no choice of means, and no moment for deliberation.”

Ooooh, pulling out the big guns! Daniel Webster (defeater of the devil), says Trump is a poppy-head!

No serious observer has suggested North Korea and its bellicose leader pose an imminent danger to our people or territory.

Ummmmmmmm

Although North Korea is not targeting the UK, there mounting concerns that North Korea could soon pose a nuclear threat to America’s west coast.

The police state is known to be accelerating its nuclear testing as well as increasing its nuclear weapons capabilities. North Korea carried out two nuclear tests last year.

It is believed that the North Korea is testing technology which would enable it to launch long-range missiles capable of targeting the US.

If China wants them to hit America, they’ll have Chinese missiles.

And screw our allies.

Japanese citizens will have just 10 minutes to prepare a North Korean ballistic missile attack, authorities in the country have warned…

A ballistic missile would likely take around 10 minutes to travel 1,600 km (1,000 miles) from its launch pad in North Korea to Okinawa, it adds, citing a launch in February last year which took that length of time to fly over the Japanese island.

 

Back to the first, idiotic, link I’m busy making fun of, we have examples.

In flouting the requirement of imminence, the Trump administration would not be the first to reject Webster’s vision. But the historical precedents for claims of anticipatory self-defense to counter non-imminent threats are a shameful lot.

Now, I understand it’s a minitrue outlet, but any sane and honest person would include Obama’s many bombings in that “shameful lot”, but you know, Minitrue.

the Austro-Hungarian Empire weighed a preemptive war against Serbian aggression, a prelude to the attack that later touched off World War I. The Nazis claimed anticipatory self-defense to justify their invasions of Norway and the Soviet Union. And much closer to home, President George W. Bush invoked the doctrine of preemptive self-defense in the run-up to the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

 

Huh, now which ones did he leave out?

Like bombing Libya, Somalia, Syria, going back into Iraq after declaring victory, Yemen and Pakistan.

And Obama did those without involving Congress.

But Bush is Hitler is Franz Ferdinand.

I wonder why he didn’t include Stalin’s disastrous attack against a non-imminent threat? How about Kennedy’s disastrous attack against a non-imminent threat? How about Truman’s initial disastrous attack on a non-imminent threat in Korea? How about Clinton’s two, Someone’s Testifying In A Criminal Case About Me, bombings?

After watching CNN and much of Foxnews (Hey Shep!) act as if it’s Trump who’s to blame for the bellicosity of the poofy-stomached maniac in North Korea and the Chinese are the voices of reason, well, I’m the opposite of gruntled.

There should be a word for that.

 

In talking about the latest American to be detained in a murderous, commie-owned, slave-plantation, DaTech Guy says,

I’m Sorry But Traveling to North Korea has Darwin Award Written all over it

Yeah but, as he notes, here’s the kicker.

Last year, Otto Warmbier, then a 21-year-old University of Virginia student from Cincinnati, was sentenced to 15 years of hard labour after confessing to trying to steal a propaganda banner.

That guy thought North Korea is just America with funny-looking people. He had absolutely no idea that his little bit of ‘mischief’ in getting a ‘cool souvenir’ could net him 15 years of living in a prison within a prison-country.

He deserves every second of it. Let him spend some time explaining to the prisoners of the murderous, commie dictatorship that it’s Trumps’ fault.

 

Eh, the world is blowing up. We saw it coming and it’s not going away so let’s see some non-violent, pretty funny but still pretty disturbing blowings up.

 

The Mets signed Tim Tebow to a minor-league contract, he didn’t look good in the run-up to the season, but they stuck him in single-A.

He hit a home-run on the first pitch of his first at-bat

And now he’s tearing up single-A ball.

Tim Tebow looks like he’s learning to hit. Could a promotion in the Mets farm system be next?

Tebow tripled — on a headfirst slide — and singled twice, scoring two runs as the Single-A Columbia Fireflies beat the Asheville Tourists 5-0 on Wednesday.

It was Tebow’s third multihit game since Friday, as the 29-year-old followed up on his best week in the minors with more consistency at the plate. In his past six games, Tebow is batting .450 (9-for-20).

Man do I hope he makes the bigs, the gnashing of teeth and hate for a fucking guy who just wants to play ball will be funny.

Also infuriating as they call him ‘intolerant’ as they refuse to tolerate his continued stubbornness in having the audacity to be Tim Tebow. I might even have to tune into ESPN just to see them destroy any last possibility of their being taken seriously.

 

I saw this headline and thought, “Of course!”

Proposed shooting range with bar faces opposition from local residents

A public meeting in Willowbrook, Ill. Monday evening proved many residents think having firearms and alcohol under the same roof is a recipe for disaster

But they weren’t upset they weren’t also selling tobacco! They actually think people are going to go get drunk and shoot each other.

I’m not sure why they’re upset over that. If that idiotic and anti-common-sense notion were true, it would cut down on gun-ownership as they shoot each other.

 

See, this is why I shop at Amazon.

Following a “bad experience” at a Books-A-Million outlet near his Louisiana home, the 71-year-old Lentz decided to retaliate in a unique way.

No, the septuagenarian did not stage a boycott or write a strongly worded letter to the local newspaper.

Instead, Lentz visited the Monroe business and left dildos on the shelves of the store’s Religion section.

 

I’d run out dildos pretty quickly otherwise, but I’d leave them in the political section.

 

Headline

Student testifies about threesome with his teachers

Testimony

It was awesome!

I know some of you are calling me an asshole.

Perhaps. Doesn’t make me wrong though.

 

A few weeks ago I bought some Chips Ahoy cookies for the first time in years. They sucked. It tasted like pressed sawdust coated with sugar and grease. I was going to get Oreos, but they have like 9 different kinds of freaking Oreo so I just got Chips Ahoy.  Now, I don’t eat cookies very often, but when I do Chips Ahoy and Oreos are my go-to cookie.

Which leads to this.

The Oreo cookies of his youth were no more, and whatever replaced them tasted like dirt. It was a bold opinion, but he had talking points. Oreos tasted “chalky,” he said, “flavorless,” and “they’re made in Mexico now.” That last point is half-true, but still, America’s favorite cookie switches up its recipe and there isn’t a national outcry?…

I turned to the internet. Reddit was annoyingly quiet on the topic, but when I typed “Oreo cookies taste” into Google, the first autofill was “different.” The top result of that search is a Facebook comment from July that read, “The Oreos suddenly taste different. Like cheap cookies with that disgusting undertaste.” It was posted on Oreos’ official Facebook page from a woman in Texas — and Oreos replied that they hadn’t made any changes to the recipe.

I wasn’t sure until I saw the Official Denial!!!!!!!!!! The kiss of death.

Uckfay Emay.

Now what am I going to do with my milk when I run out of Peanut Butter Captain Crunch?

Really, this is ridiculous.

A federal judge on Tuesday blocked any attempt by the Trump administration to withhold funding from “sanctuary cities” that do not cooperate with U.S. immigration authorities, saying the president has no authority to attach new conditions to federal spending…

. And even if he could, the conditions would have to be clearly related to the funds at issue and not coercive…

So that’s the state of American jurisprudence?

The precedent for the federal government holding its highway funding hostage goes back to a 1987 Supreme Court case. The case, South Dakota v. Dole, dealt with the national drinking age,…

Huh. Why they’re not related at all! Why, it looks as if this judge just doesn’t like what the law says so he’s saying it’s something else entirely!

Assholes.

 

Which leads me to an idea. DC wants to be a state, I’m agin that, but states don’t have to be contiguous (I haven’t checked the Constitution, but at this point, what difference does it make?), so we make 3 new states.

DC into MD, NYC, with NY state up to, and including, Dutchess County, and Lawn Guyland and Philly are one state.

Chicago, St. Louis and..I don’t know, maybe Indianapolis are another.

L.A., Sacramento and San Fran are the third.

Sure, lefties would get 6 more senators, but NY, Ill and CA would have seriously good chances of not voting Dem. In NY it wouldn’t make much difference, but eventually some conservatives might break the slimy, corrup, GOP’s stranglehold on state politics. So the Dems would lose 6 senators. That’s a wash.

The House would stay the same just with different names, but Winner Take All primaries would mean the Dems would not get upstate NY and the rest of CA and probably Illinois. MD outside the Chevy Chase area is fairly conservative, not sure how much that would change MD, but it couldn’t hurt.

Seems like a good idea to me.

 

There’s a reason I am pretty much always on Israel’s side.

The 18-year-old assailant from the Nablus area entered Israel with a single-day permit as part of a coexistence group called “Natural Peace Tours,”…

The attack began in a store at the Herods Tel Aviv Hotel where the teenager stabbed a man and a woman, the latter being an employee at the store. The woman’s husband chased the attacker out of the hotel.

The terrorist then stabbed two more pedestrians on his way to the Leonardo Hotel across the road. Among the victims were a man in his 70s and a woman in her 50s.

Israel couldn’t be as bad as their enemies if they tried. And they spend all their time trying to keep from killing the civilians the Palestinians put into the line of fire.

 

Ace links this supposed letter Chelsea Clinton supposedly sent to supposedly Ronnie Raygun and the callous brute never responded.

If she didn’t get a reply, how does she still have the letter? I wrote to Nixon when I was young, I forget why and I don’t feel like looking for it right now, maybe I’ll do it in sometime, but he responded. Rather, someone responded and robo-signed for him.

Clintons gonna lie. It’s what they do.

 

I quoted an article that had a bit about this the other day. They said after a flash-bang went off, the forces of evil chased the forces of good.

Well, this page links the video.

 

 

Wait, not that. That’s a ridiculous charge after a real enemy.

Here the charge against a ridiculous ‘enemy’.

 

Somebody must have sneezed.

 

 

 

I know, no posts for literally weeks (in ‘tubes time) and two on a Sunday. Well, pretend this one is from Monday morning when you’re probably reading it anyway.

Marine Le Pen FAR RIGHT CANDIDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is in the next round against the “Centrist!!!!!!!!!” Candidate.

So what’s my prediction?

More investigations and allegations of not being sufficiently EUnuch.

For the record, I wrote that and then looked for a story to illustrate it.

European Union lawmakers could summon French far-right presidential candidate Marine Le Pen to discuss the lifting of her immunity over the alleged misuse of European Union money, before the second round of the French election, an influential legislator said on Saturday.

French judges have asked the European parliament to lift the immunity of the National Front leader, who is a member of the EU legislature, to permit further investigations over alleged misuse of funds to pay for party assistants.

Bureaucrats do not like being challenged. The EU are weaponized bureaucrats.

I’d say that story did not just illustrate it. An artist’s rendition of what it actually did do.

 

Sticking with EUnuchstan, via Tim Blair we see this that isn’t all that funny even though it should very fucking funny. In an article about savages savaging their daughter’s hoo-has, we see this

Misunderstanding
The CPS has decided to take no further action in four other cases of alleged FGM…

In another, a suspect contacted an FGM helpline to request the procedure for his two daughters after misunderstanding the purpose of the service for victims.

 

He called the FGM prevention hotline to get help having his daughter’s FGMed, that would be hilarious as you’re discussing his jail sentence, but there were no charges.

De-fucking-spicable.

 

More on that Backlash Against The Muslims that always hits the Jews

While violent incidents of antisemitism dropped 12% worldwide in 2016, US campuses saw a surge of 45% in antisemitism, according to data released on Sunday.

Personally, I’d say that the reason “worldwide” is two-pronged.

They dropped in many countries that really hate Jews because they’ve killed a bunch and driven the rest out.

As for EUnuchstan, we can’t get any good numbers on anything from them. From crime to mortality to everything bad about them, they always fudge their numbers on everything so using official stats is absolutely useless.

I would bet they’re up there though, but since the firebombing of a synagogue is “workplace violence” or “unauthorized marshmallow roasting”, we’ll never know.

 

Now, I like Second City Cop blog, but I gotta disagree on this. It’s related to the previous post’s comment on police being upset about not being able to search and demand Papers from all and sundry.

The cops — members of a “saturation” team working to suppress violence in West Humboldt Park — said they pulled over the car in April 2014 because its taillights weren’t working. But when the police checked the names of everyone in the car, they learned that Franklin, a 45-year-old who struggled with a heroin habit, was on parole for drug possession. And they said one of the other passengers was a “self-admitted” member of the Four Corner Hustlers street gang.

To the officers, that meant Franklin had committed a crime just by sitting in the car: “unlawful contact” with a gang member while on parole. In Illinois, that’s an offense punishable by up to a year behind bars, even if no other crimes or gang activity occurred.

Yeah see, I get he’s a bad guy. But if I’m sitting in the back seat and a cop asks for my ID he can pound sand. I’ll probably end up in jail, but fuck him.

I’m sitting in a car, he has no fucking reason to Demand My Papers Please, with or without a German or Russian accent.

Now if Chicago let their law-abiding citizens keep and bear arms, if they didn’t give 2 months or suspended sentence to an armed mugger, in other words, if the justice system actually did something useful, they wouldn’t have to ignore the Constitution to do their jobs.

Just like Stop and Frisk in NYC. I don’t care how many “bad people” it caught.

Remember that Better 10 Guilty Men Go Free Than One Innocent Man Be Jailed (or whatever the quote) is no longer in play, we’re at Better 10 Innocent People Get Fucked Than One Man Be Free.

 

We all laughed at the Patriots fact-checking the NY Times’ ass when a NY Times journolister tried to get Trump riled up.

But what that really shows is that the first thing this journolister did when he saw a story that didn’t bash Trump was to try to figure out a way to bash Trump with it.

Trump is living rent-free in our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters’ heads even as they screech about how all the Trump supporters are Teh Stupid.

 

 

The rest is NY Post heavy. They really had an interesting day.

Noticing Something That Has Been Eminently Noticeable For 8 Years!

Political correctness is ruining our strategy to defeat terrorism

I’m not sure how many times they’ve run that op-ed, but they could/should have run it every day during the Age Of Obama.

 

They ask, “Why can’t the Clintons just go away?”

It starts off with, I’d say, something that just isn’t so.

Since losing the most winnable presidential election in modern American history, Hillary Clinton

2000 had that distinction.

Al Gore should have destroyed W in 2000, it shouldn’t have even been close. VP of a popular POTUS who had presided over a great economy and The End Of History!!!! and he still lost it.

Hell, if the Dems had nominated an actual presidential candidate in 2004 instead of another animatronic candidate they could have beat Bush.

Hillary, on the other hand, was only a “strong, experienced candidate” to our fine media betters. The rest of America just doesn’t like that bitch.

It’s mostly the same stuff about Clintons but this is funny.

According to “Shattered,” after a year spent crisscrossing the country, “Hillary still couldn’t figure out why Americans were so angry.”

You know that whenever anybody said anything about weakening America around the world, killing coal and other anti-blue-collar worker stuff or illegal immigration she told that staffer to stop reading Stormfront.

But this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. And that’s saying something.

Stars such as Elizabeth Warren and Kirsten Gillibrand are fighting for column inches, airtime and party dominance as the Clintons stubbornly remain.

Elizabeth Warren is their rising star. Fauxcohantas. Someone who praises murderous, Chinese, commie dictators.

I have to admit, I hope next election Joe Biden does not let Hillary tell him to step aside so it’s at least Elizabeth Warren and Biden.

If we’re going to re-elect Trump let’s make it hilarious.

 

 

They always act surprised. Every. Single. Time.

Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. described a two-year probe that uncovered various bribery schemes, many involving expediters who paid off high-ranking bosses, clerks and inspectors in return for favors such as dismissing violations. The city staffers were charged with accepting more than $400,000 from the expediters, who act as middlemen for developers and builders, and from others.

Vance proudly proclaimed that all were indicted on felony counts, which carried maximum sentences of up to 15 years in prison.

City Department of Investigation Commissioner Mark Peters, whose agency participated in the probe, said at the time that the accused “did New York City real harm and now they must face the criminal-justice system!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” (Emphasis me. I may have added an exclamation point too V)…

 

So how many centuries of jail time did these corrupt NY pols and their bribers get?

Twenty people pleaded guilty to misdemeanor counts of giving unlawful gratuities or attempting to “reward official misconduct.”

Most of them were sentenced to community service. Even many who pleaded to felonies did not receive jail time…

…He was sentenced to four months in jail. Dwyer got community service.

Exactly. It’s not as if they put more than 10 rounds into their magazine or bought cigs in NJ.

 

In Chicago and Illinois they often throw out of power pols into jail, in NY, well, they do too sometimes, but it’s usually not the norm.

Right Client Number Nine? The man who was Bringing The Hammer Down On The Illicit Sex Industry who was actually just going after ‘his’ madame’s competition.

I will say that I absolutely love this quote

A spokeswoman for Vance said, “While prison time is an appropriate disposition for certain nonviolent defendants, justice is being served in these cases through the return of more than $300,000 to New York City taxpayers to date.”

I bet they spent $millions on the ‘prosecution’.

 

It’s not really all that funny how often in the 21st century some seriously horrific things make you laugh.

Doctor accused of telling patient sex with him will help her MS

A hospital specialist who had sex with a patient told her it was therapy, saying: “Trust me, I’m a doctor,” a tribunal heard.

A&E medic Kwame Somuah-Boateng, 43, bedded the woman in his sleeping quarters after she went to casualty with numb legs and was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.

The patient, in her 30s, told a disciplinary hearing he claimed it would help her regain feeling, especially in her private parts.

That’s fucking cruel. Giving false hope for that disease shows a total lack of empathy and disregard for other people.

 

I’m actually pretty impressed.

The force stress calculations must have taken hours and it’s all terrain!

 

Nice handbasket though.

Imagine trying to explain this to say, Ben Franklin or Tom Paine. That’s a site called, “Law Officer”, I assume it’s for cops.

So Providence pols passed a law and the cops are upset. I’ll be in italics.

Here are some of the items that the future victims of Providence Crime need to be aware of:

  1. Traffic stops can no longer be used as probable cause to investigate further criminal activity. (Good. I don’t see how me having a broken tail light means you can give me a tonsillectomy by going in through my ass.)

  2. Police may not ask for identification more than once including “police may not consider an individual’s lack of proof of identification or failure to respond to a request for identifying information as probable cause or reasonable suspicion of criminal activity.” (Good. Your Papers Please! annoys me. Show me the law that says I need to carry ID to make a cop happy)

  3. Police may not photograph anyone below the age of 18 and if a photo (under certain guidelines) is allowed, it must be destroyed in 90 days. (Why are cops photographing anybody? if you have a mugshot, that’s one thing)

  4. “Police may not inquire about an individual’s immigration status.” (Good, if that’s before being arrested, See #2, not good if it’s after)

  5. There is an entire appeal process for anyone listed as a gang member to not be listed as a gang member.  (Oh no! You mean if you cops make a mistake someone can get off your list? This makes me wonder what official status this “gang list” has. I can see having it listed on his mugsheet that he’s been connected with gang activity but what’s the ‘gang list’? Unless you’re going after a specific gang and need a list of its members.)

  6. “If an individual has no convictions within a two-year period after their name has been placed on the “gang list,” and no new evidence meeting the criteria for inclusion on the “gang list” has been found, the name shall be removed and all related records destroyed.” (I’m not sure what this ‘gang list’ is, but if it has official status, I’d like to see the statute that gives it that status. If it’s like the No-Fly list, well, I don’t like “Lists” that restrict freedom that do not involve convictions)

 

I really don’t like 1 and 2 and that “gang list” sort of scares me.
Via Weasel Zippers

 

This is fucked up. I try to stay informed but I had no idea this was going on.

The Maduro regime is killing young Venezuelans in order to provoke a violent response for the opposition… Rather than falling into the trap, nonviolent opposition is organizing a nonviolent silent march later today to remember those killed and demand justice…

Shooting young Venezuelans in the head to terrorize demonstrators and provoke a response has been a Maduro regime tactic since at least February 2014.

Beginning on February 12, 2014 regime agents shot Bassil Alejandro Dacosta, age 24 in the head. One of the young students who carried Bassil off after he was shot was Robert Redman, age 28, who reported later that day over twitter: “Today I was hit with a rock in the back, a helmet in my nose. I swallowed tear-gas, Carried the kid who died, and what did you do?” That same day he was also gunned down by Maduro’s colectivos, working in concert with his security forces, and murdered. The killings continued.

A few of the victims.

I hate murderous dictators. I really do.

I also hate our fine media betters who are busy either whitewashing their progressive hero or ignoring his bodycount.

 

It’s funny, when others say this they’re called haters.

Doctor accused of mutilating genitals of young girls defends procedure as religious practice.

Although from what I know, it’s not religious, it’s used by the cultures who did it before Islam.

 

Remember when the Berkeley cops let their fascists attack people for speech they don’t like?

No, not that time, the other time. No, not that time.  I’m talking about Milo. Geez.

Berkeley Mayor Jesse Arreguin is a member of the anti-fascist (sic) Facebook group, By Any Means Necessary, which orchestrated the riots that occurred ahead of a scheduled lecture by Milo Yiannopoulos.

Does that show collusion? I mean, it’s California and they were stopping speech CA doesn’t like, but I sometimes like to think about what a country with a rule of law and a Constitution would do.

 

It’s funny how our worldly lefties just do not understand the rest of the world.  Fake black person goes to Africa, Africans do not think it’s funny that whitey claims to be black.

Police flanked Ms Dolezal’s first key note event after a hostile meeting with mostly black students who objected to her insistence that she had ‘an authentic black identity’ despite admitting to being ‘biologically white’.

In South Africa. That’s funny.

I will say I agree with her here.

The shamed black activist, who now calls herself Nkechi Amare Diallo, outraged her young black audience in Johannesburg after equating her claim to being ‘trans-black’ with the trans-gender experience of Caitlyn Jenner.

Both are ridiculous people with mental health issues who are using their “condition” to make money and get on TV and should not be “praised”.

I disagree with this guy.

One member of the audience in Johannesburg mocked Ms Dolezal by saying ‘only a white person could claim blackness and tour the world talking to blacks about blackness’

 

Don’t blame that shit on whitey, I’d say it takes a lefty to condescend that much.

 

Little known Bible fact. Moses loved surfing.

Seeing Eye To Eye

Posted: April 21, 2017 by veeshir in Uncategorized

I don’t get why things are so tense right now, we agree on so much.

For instance, some prof in Missouri had this to say

Missouri School of Journalism professor emeritus George Kennedy suggests the National Rifle Association (NRA) is more dangerous than Islamic State.

Writing in the Missourian, Kennedy observed:

“The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria is a terrorist organization founded in 1999, headquartered in Syria and feared around the world. The NRA was founded in 1891, headquartered in Fairfax, Virginia, and is feared by politicians across America.

I’m not sure why I should care, except that it’s a widespread belief among our fine intellectual betters, but my point is that I absolutely agree.

ISIS is only going to kill some unlucky people, the NRA can get keep Democrats from being elected?!?!?!

That’s way scarier to some people.

 

Speaking of murderous jihadis, I agree with this batch too.

Inside the West Bank’s Ofer Prison, hundreds of Palestinians led by murderer Marwan Barghouti are currently on a hunger strike.

Hundreds of them! Do you realize what that means? The Palestinians are giving us military aid! That’s saving us like 3 or 4 MOABS!

 

I gotta tell you, I think the 21st century Democratic party is setting a standard for hilarity that will be unsurpassed for centuries to come.

CNNPolitics reports, accurately, Waters is “having a moment” with the biggest online buzz since Bernie Sanders. Elle dubbed her “The Millennials’ Political Rock Star.”

If a pair of 70+ year old, career pols  are The Voices Of Your New Generation! you have a serious problem. Check that, serious problems.

That’s a whole lot worse than the Who singing My  Generation while dragging oxygen tanks across the stage.

 

Obama is giving a speech week!…no…PRESIDENT OBAMA IS GIVING A SPEECH NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(inhale)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barack Obama will deliver his first post-presidency public speech Monday in Chicago — but don’t expect any harsh words for President Trump.

The event at the University of Chicago will include young leaders and students “for a conversation on community organizing and civic engagement,” according to a statement from an Obama aide.

He might not say, “Trump” exactly, I will entertain side-bets on him saying something like ‘love trumps hate’ though, but I do expect a shitload of strawmen with Trump’s name on them.

Some people think that immigrants are bad. Well, I’m here to say that everybody here is an immigrant! Do those people think we’re all bad?” (spoiler alert, I do) and maybe talking about how the world got a whole lot more dangerous than it was just 6 months ago. I can picture the smug look on his face as he’s talking about how great his POTUSy was.

Unless you’ve been having a problem getting your spouse to agree to a new TV, I wouldn’t watch it.

 

Via DougM at my favorite ‘Stan, we find anarchists getting organized. (definitional problems abound among our intelligentsia) but that’s not what’s funny. his joke.

This is what I laughed at.

He quoted a bunch of fascist anarchists saying they needed “combat training” (exact quote) then he had this to say.

Better question here:
Who are Americans more likely to arm themselves against and have no qualms about putting in the hospital/morgue?
A stick justifies one level of response.
A deadly weapon justifies an entirely different level of response.

Don’t mistake my meaning, here — there are some Americans who are just itchin‘ to form a skirmish line with you traitors. They’ve spent thousands of dollars on first-class weaponry; they have thousands of rounds of ammo; they’ve thought about your masked, hooded faces every time they go to the range (which they do a lot); and some have years of professional, real-world, no-sh*t killing experience (man, deer, pig, and bird).
And, no, you won’t be able to catch up — Americans have been at it for centuries.

Your mouths are writin’ checks your movement can’t cash.

Let’s see an artist’s representation.

 

My buddy went to school with a porn director’s son and he worked as a sound editor on some porn (He was in some too, but as the “Drug dealer on the streetcorner” not the pizza boy), he loved editing in farts in inappropriate places. He’d love this.

 

Not really related but

MAN BITES DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

accused of biting the family dog. Police said the suspect told them he was trying to “teach the dog a lesson.”

Well, Florida-man bites dog, but still.

Illustrated

 It’s true, you do start to resemble your dog!

 

I’ve been checking out President Hillary Clinton’s blog occasionally and I’m no closer to deciding if it’s real or satire. If it’s satire, it’s very well done and pretty darn consistent. If it’s real, it’s very poorly done and consistently willfully-ignorant and stupid.

Like this one

The New York Times is reporting that President Hillary Rodham Clinton has instituted a new policy of threatening America’s enemies with non-imaginary weapons only, a controversial negotiating principle that’s already caused two four-star generals to resign.

Non-imaginary.

This one seems to point to satire, but I just can’t be sure.

On Wednesday, Bill O’Reilly announced he is leaving Fox News in order to run for president.

“President Hillary Rodham Clinton’s approval ratings may be high right now, but she’s can’t expect to win a second term with a guy like me in the mix. I am hoping that the American people will forgive me – a man who has exploited, harassed and sexually assaulted multitudes women throughout my entire career – and let me ruin Hillary’s professional dreams, as I have shattered so many women’s,” O’Reilly said.

But the tone-deafness of lefties ignoring Bill’s sordid past and Hillary’s actions in shutting up his victims is pretty typical of lefties.

Within hours of O’Reilly’s announcement, he had already snagged key endorsements from high profile rapists and sexual predators, including Bill Cosby, Dov Charney, Julian Assange, Clarence Thomas, Roger Ailes, failed candidate Donald Trump and Brock Turner.

No mention of Bill. Or Ted Kennedy, but that’s because Ted Kennedy is still dead.

 

This one FrnakJ could have written last week.

In a lovers’ quarrel that’s rocking D.C.’s foreign policy establishment, on Tuesday, failed candidate Donald Trump accused Russian President Valdimir Putin of “cheating” on him with Syria’s Bashar al-Assad.

That’s funny.

Do you think that FrnakJ just started a whole blog for In My World?