Those loaded questions

Posted: January 22, 2017 by aliceaitch in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, We're boned

We had a patient with dysphasia today, my partner was trying to assess her mental status. He asked her who’s president – which is a loaded question these days anyway – and she was trying to answer but was having difficulty getting the words out. So he asked her what color the President’s skin was. She replied, “orange”.

So, is that a GCS verbal of 5 or 3?

IMPORTANT ABOVE THE POST UPDATE!!!!!!

 

Sean Spicer is all about teh awesome. He lays into the media for more than 4 minutes, briefed them for a minute and then walked out.

My Schadenboner is at full staff!

schadenboner

 

Now, back to our post!

There’s not much to blog about. I’m pretty well sick of talking about all the crap done by the gov’t in the past and I can’t talk about what Trump’s going to do because nobody knows.

All there is to blog about is laughing at the media’s sad faces. Which is funny but I’m worried about having a schadenboner for more than 4 hours at a time, I have to ration myself.

Let’s laugh at some Chicago-machine politics.

State’s evidence?

President Barack Obama made his final grants of clemency on Thursday with less than a day left in office, and imprisoned former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was not on the list.  (from a linked article V)

…..and you will sit in that corner until you are n o longer a threat to the legacy of Sparklefarts and various statutes of limitations have expired for others.

We’ve seen murderers kill, get arrested, stand trial, serve prison time, be released and end up laid out on a slab at the morgue in less time than Blago will be serving.

 

Now wouldn’t that be funny if Blago decided to explain how Obama was only upset because he wasn’t getting his cut? Well, funny until Blago commits suicide in his cell and is shot trying to escape.

 

In Akbar Britain news,

I’ve always lived in London….

London is in my heart and in my blood, but the wind has changed, like it did for Mary Poppins, and I think it’s going to blow me out of the city, all the way to Tel Aviv…

There’s a train of thought among right-thinking people in London at the moment that Israel is culpable; that it is responsible for all the ills of the Palestinians, all the woes of the Middle East. If it weren’t for Israel, they say, the world would be a better place. If you go to a dinner party you can hear things that wouldn’t have sounded unfamiliar in 1930s Germany. They say they’re just ‘anti-Zionist’ but to be anti-Zionist is to be anti-Semitic. No one is anti- any other country. No one questions, say, Iran’s right to exist.

 

Except this time the Jews are heading back to Israel. Reaspora?  via my favorite smell

 

In global warmmongering news, The Hottest Year Ever!!!!!!! might not be so hot.

For the benefit of science reporters and other people who are unfamiliar with the scientific method, let me point out that the margin of error for these measurements is plus or minus one tenth of a degree Celsius. The temperature difference that is supposedly being measured is one one-hundredth of a degree—one tenth the size of the margin of error. To go back to sports reporting, that’s like saying that the football is on the 10-yard line—give or take a hundred yards.

 

I know it’s been the warmist winter since I moved to AZ, I’ve had to wear 3 or 4 shirts when I sit outside at night to have my evening cigar and read my book. It’s been below 70 for weeks except for one or two days.

 

Trump’s first executive order was directed at Obamacare!

President Donald Trump signed his first executive order on Friday, heading into the Oval Office shortly after his inaugural parade to direct agencies to ease regulations associated with Obamacare, the signature healthcare law of his predecessor that Trump has vowed to replace.

That’s a shot across the bows of the GOP and their planned Failure Theater on getting rid of Obamacare. I especially like the Dem I saw on some news channel yesterday who claimed they needed the Dem party to pass something to replace it.

Ummmmm, no. That’s not according to the rules the Dems put in place and one thing I’m sure of is that Trump is going to hammer the GOP over that and bypass the media via Twitter, which they’ll have to cover, to get some OUTRAGE!!!!! pointed at the GOP.

 

I didn’t realize Trump was forming his re-election committee so soon.

Shia LaBeouf has launched a four-year-long protest against Donald Trump — creating a continuous public live-stream in Queens to broadcast people shouting “He will not divide us!” over and over again.

The exhibit, set up outside the Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria, was led by Jaden Smith Friday as the new POTUS was being sworn in.

 

Keep America Great!

 

Charles Patrick Adkins Is An Asshat!

Posted: January 21, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, Op/Sped

Don’t believe me?

Would you believe Eddiebear?

How about aliceaitch?

How about the boss, the original Doubleplusundead?

How about DPUD again?

Maybe the first boss, Ace?

Maybe Russ from Winterset would convince you?

He’s even managed to piss off Canada?!?!?!?!?!

Perhaps a primer for those who think he’s not an asshat would help you believe?

Or maybe you’d believe a warning from our friend Zilla (of the resistance)

Maybe you’d believe the Other McCain?

Eh, that’s enough, if you need anymore convincing just do a search for “Charles Patrick Adkins asshat”, you can add in “Russ from Winterset” or “McCain” (the other).

I figured he’d crawled into his hole a long time ago, I guess he believes MSNBC that Trump is a racist hater and so got his bitter, little, pecker up, but that just proves that C.P.A. is an asshat of the first order.

 

Elections Have Consequences

Posted: January 20, 2017 by veeshir in Trump

Important, Above The Post Update!!!!!!!!!

Battletrack the Mostly Peaceful Protests that CNN, Foxnews and MSNBC are ignoring! Via 

Now back to our post in its entirety!

 

Trump!

Here we are. President Donald Fucking Trump. I would have bet money that there was no way he was even serious about it, much less than that it would happen, much less that he would actually fucking win.

President Donald Trump.

As any of you who have actually read this blog know, I wasn’t for him to start, it’s just too hard to ignore 30 years of watching him work with corrupt NY and NJ pols, do all manner of hucksterish things and say he was going to run for president

He bought stuff in shady ways in Manhattan and Atlantic City, and probably less-advertised stuff elsewhere, and acted like a cross between Billy Mays and Daddy Warbucks.

 

I became for him near the end of the primary because he pissed off all the right people.

So what’s he going to do?

Let’s look at what he’s telegraphed, you don’t have Flynn as NSA, Mattis as Sec Def and Tillerson as Sec State if you don’t believe in Peace Through Superior Firepower.

They don’t want war and strife, but they also are not going to back down to others who threaten it and will be prepared to respond appropriately.

Domestically I haven’t been a fan of his picks, but… what Trump claims he’s going to do I’m all fer.

If he takes his pen and phone and starts getting us working on all the stuff the Dems have been been obstructing, from Keystone to the South Dakota pipeline to drilling for oil in ANWR and other stuff I’ve forgotten because of the daily outrages, we will be in boom times within a year.

Actually working on our infrastructure would be awesome too.

We need to get people working instead of sitting home not looking for work.

Enforcing immigration laws would be awesome. If he builds a wall and starts using the border patrol as a deterrent rather than coyotes then I could see a lot of people agreeing, probably even me, to a path to legalization for at least some of the illegals already here.

Reining in the IRS has to be high on his list. They’ve been a thorn in his side for decades. The best part? All he has to do to totally fuck them is just get the Dept of Justice to enforce all the judge’s orders they’ve been wiping their asses with.

Of course, that means reining in the DOJ, which ain’t gonna be easy. He’s gonna have to “promote” a whole lot of assholes into his thinktank that can think all they want and not have a bit of power.

The EPA…

Actually, all the bureaucracies. I won’t talk about any of them, but he could force James Hansen to retire, that would save the US Gov’t $billions ($trillions?) and gutting the EPA and some other anti-capitalist agencies, would help us get on with life.

 

As for China, I’m in favor of a trade war. I’m not saying it won’t be ugly, but I just don’t like buying slave-labor goods.

Our buying cheap crap from China props up a murderous commie dictatorship, they need us a lot more than we need them.

“But they have some capitalism!”

No, they don’t. They have crony/commie capitalism. Notice that whenever their cheap, crappy stuff kills Americans or our pets, it’s some Party official who’s ritualistically executed.

They use that facade to support a few hundred million in something akin to an actual middle class, with as much freedom as you can have in a  murderous commie dictatorship, with a BILLION serfs. They are actual serfs or slaves, depending on your definitional preference.

(I-stuff making V) Workers, some of whom are student “interns” who pay part of their salaries to their schools, under 18, or pregnant, start the day with an unpaid 20-minute meeting. They must shout out slogans like “quality, discipline, unity. I’m the best! Work hard!” and clap their hands, or stand at military attention and be berated for missing quotas. There are three of these meetings a day.

Commie serfs or slaves.

Work begins. The workday typically lasts 12 hours on the assembly line. There are 90 minutes of breaks for meals and restroom. No talking. No standing up. No drinking water at your station. No cell phones. If you finish your work early, you must sit down and read employee manuals.

 

But still serfs and slaves.

I’d rather make superior stuff in America, even using mostly robotic factories. Fewer workers but the workers and factories will be here. Stuff will be made under our laws and safety standards, taxes paid in America for making stuff in America. China needs us buying their crappy, slave-made goods much more than we need to buy cheap, crappy, often-poisonous, stuff.

Coleman camping stuff, Oneida silver, Corning, GE and more are now made in foreign places and they’re all far inferior to what they were. It used to be if you broke your Corning ware plate or dish, they’d replace it no questions asked. Now? No dice.

Fuck China.

 

So I’m not sure what he’s going to do, but I do know he’s delighting in pissing off all the people who need to be pissed off.

I will be rooting for him and if he does half the stuff he says he’s going to do, it’s going to be a good 8 years.

 

As an aside, I’m watching CNN and MSNBC because I’m low on lefty tears, CNN just showed the most awesome picture of Obama looking back at the White House. If anybody needs lefty tears for anything, I’m pretty well stocked. I’d trade for any saltpeter you have to treat my simple, chronic, schadenboner.

My joke,

A new Marine is on-duty at the White House gate being trained for the duty by a staff sergeant when a guy walks up and asks, “Is President Hillary Clinton in?”, to which the sergeant replies, “Hillary Clinton is not President of the United States, sir.”

As the guy walks away, the new guy says, “I love that joke. Does he do that every day?”

“No, just every other day”

“I wonder what he does the other days”

“He asks for President Barack Obama, and the best part is he does it for free!”

Ejections Have Consequences

Posted: January 20, 2017 by veeshir in Trump, Win!

Important Headline Change Above!!!!!!!!

pen

 

phone

Someone else has the pen and phone now.

To steal Drudge’s bit

 

o ver

Jean Has A Long Moustache!

 

Invasion Tomorrow!

Going ashore

Of course, this time it’s the forces of fascism who are planning on blowing up trains and stations.

I’m posting this tonight because I’m in AZ so by the time I get up, Trump might just be POTUS! My last post under Obama!

Or… my last post before Obama gets his Emergency Powers!!!!!! on and we start to pick up Radio Free Texas here in AZ telling us if John’s mustache is indeed long.

In an absolutely stunning CNN segment, the anti-Trump cable news networks media analyst Brian Stelter floated the idea that the impending Trump presidency is an actual national emergency.

…Remember, Obama has already ordered an investigation into supposed Russian hacking of the elections to specifically help Trump. What aired on CNN Sunday could very easily have been the beginnings of a media narrative leading to Obama announcing that his investigation has found direct connections between Russia and Trump’s campaign and therefore he has to declare a national emergency and stay in office until either Clinton is pushed through or a new election (minus Trump) is held.

…it is strikingly obvious that the entire establishment is doing everything in their power to stop Trump from ever taking office…

 

Mmmmm, that’s good paranoia.

I’m not accepting that Trump will be POTUS until Saturday.

 

The awesomeness that will hopefully be our future.

RUSH (Limbaugh V): This John Lewis business, Trump… I’m telling you, folks, the guy… They just can’t intimidate him, they can’t scare him, they can’t shut him up. He’s back tweeting about John Lewis. Now, you would think that after the press barrage of the last couple of days their effort to shame Trump for, “How dare you attack this man who was beat up on the Pettus Bridge in Selma 50 years ago? How dare you attack him! How dare you?” Trying to shame Trump. “You attack John Lewis, civil rights icon?” So Trump tweets out, “John Lewis lied. He said mine is the first inauguration he’s not gonna attend.

 

It’ll be very entertaining no matter what.

 

So… OUTRAGE!!!!!! monger, Megyn Kelly, left Foxnews and boy are they missing her!

Since taking over for Megyn Kelly, who departed earlier this month for NBC News, ratings in the 9 p.m. time slot have seen double-digit increases.

 

I’ve been flipping to Tucker Carlson a bunch, he’s a hoot. Last night he should have shut off that congresscritters mic, the guy wouldn’t shut up and kept denying what he had just said.

Just flipped to his show and caught a chilling video of a 1o-12 year old boy who had started a fire in the street protesting Trump. I’m seriously sure that his parents are very proud of him.

See? Fucking chilling. The rest of the vid is very educational.

 

Speaking of Megs, is she working yet? I can’t find anything online about it. Once she’s at NBC, I do look forward to lefties’ about-face on her being Eva Braun.

I also look forward to her daily OUTRAGES!!!!!! about Trump, NBC probably has that in the contract.

 

Fake News! Lives! It seems that maybe, just maybe, Putin would have preferred the person he’s been bribing for a long time who is the wife of another of Putin’s bribees?!!?!?!?

But inside the Kremlin, the initial euphoria over having a Putin admirer in the White House is giving way to skepticism that any meaningful detente with the U.S. can be achieved, according to four senior officials in Moscow.

 

There was no “euphoria” in the Kremlin, there’s probably a profound sadness that their bitch is leaving office.

The next time someone tells you Putin wanted Trump more than Hillary, ask them if Putin would want Trump more than Obama. If that person says, “Yes”, then you can safely ignore anything that person says.

 

In Akbar Britain News, Adhan!

Islamic CALL TO PRAYER Held Inside Historic British CATHEDRAL

Cultural suicide is very sad. Especially since that’s the ’empire’ that most Americans equate most with Rome.

 

In, Not Getting Trump News, this guy does not seem to understand Trump.

Trump intends to offer Putin the sanctions lift in exchange for a deal on a nuclear arms cut…

we can say that the Russians are simply bargaining…

 

Wait, you mean Trump might end up in negotiations with Putin? Oh Noes!!!!!!! He’s never done that before!

 

In SSR news,

“I’ve (President Me V) said before, I expect Russia and Ukraine to have a strong relationship. They are historically bound together in all sorts of cultural and social ways,”

Yeah, they’ve had a very strong relationship since the 30s, they call it Holodomor.

 

What’s this “We” shit Fakenewser? (warning, Wash Post/Minitrue link)

A free press is all of us now

You assholes are on your own. Don’t get me involved in your lie-inflicted disaster, especially after attacking me for decades.

 

The South China Morning Post used to be a good paper. Now that the commies have taken over Hong Kong, it’s just a mouthpiece of the gov’t.

Let’s point and laugh!

China doesn’t want to be America!

I’d say that depends on which China you talk to, the thugocrats or the rest of the country.

 

This one slays me. Trump is just like Mao!

US president-elect Donald Trump could be the true heir of Mao Zedong, according to several China experts in the US who see many identical traits ­between the two men.

Although it does confuse me, is Mao bad now or is Trump good or are Minnie Chan and her editor headed for census duty in the Uighur province?

What’s not confusing is that China’s already told us which POTUS is just like Mao.

obamao

 

Staying with our eastern motif, Engrish!

engrish-win

I bet that’s some fucking sale.

Coupla Dave Barry links.

Sometimes a crime just makes sense.

A MAN dressed as a beer bottle is being sought by police after allegedly stealing two pizzas

I wonder if alcohol was involved.

For those who don’t know, Dave Barry has a fear of squirrels (he must live somewhere they don’t allow dogs or guns), so he’s upset about this.

Squirrel Appreciation Day is observed annually on January 21.

 

Me? I appreciate squirrels, they’re delicious.

My father’s favorite recipe

Leave whole rub inside & out with olive oil, salt & pepper; stuff cavity with celery leaves and mushrooms; bake at 350 about 1/2 hour or until done. DO NOT PARBOIL BEFORE BAKING. They should taste like a Squirrel. If you insist on parboiling drink the water and throw the Squirrel away.

You too can appreciate squirrels! I don’t use mushrooms though, you can substitute turkey stuffing.

 

Let’s end on one of Trump’s most OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!! OUTRAGES!!!!!! and how it’s viewed by the people who know.

Remarks from President-elect Donald Trump earlier this week calling NATO allies ‘obsolete’ have been labeled completely unprecedented by everyone except the thousands of American soldiers who have fought alongside them in Afghanistan, sources confirmed today.

 

That’s one of those things All The Right People cannot admit.

I’ve decided that we won’t end on that, let’s end on this instead!

vote-trump

Good luck America. Tomorrow it might just get a whole lot funnier to go with the all the extra endiness caused by Obama’s last months.

The Sun’ll Come Out

Posted: January 19, 2017 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC

Tomorrow!

One more day of Obama fucking America. I mean ‘actively’ fucking America, he has left plenty of landmines for us to keep us fucked and fucking us for years after he’s left but today is the last day he’ll be officially fucking us as our elected leader. That’s something.

 

Important Update!!!!!!!

Meant to say, I wonder what utterly classless and assholish thing Obama is going to do tomorrow. It’s going to be narcissistic to the point of solipsism but I just can’t figure out what it’ll be. I do figure that CNN and MSNBC already know because they’ll be all over it.

Now, back to our post already in progress.

 

So let’s see what’s what on Obama’s last day.

The Most Transparent Admin Ever!

It was hard not to snicker when one of the beleaguered White House press secretaries would stand in front of the journalist corps and claim that the executive branch was blazing new trails in openness.

I have to disagree with Reason on that one, his admin has been utterly transparent.

You always know what he’s going to do and why (fuck America, cuz he hates the whole concept). You can see right through him.

 

This is a two-fer in the Age of Obama.

The man arrested by Miami Beach police Tuesday for allegedly threatening President-elect Donald Trump online is a member of a prominent northeast family close to Bill and Hillary Clinton.

He once gave $20,000 to the Democratic National Committee, DailyMail.com has learned.

The Dems are the ones who make all the death threats and violence as our fine media betters call me a terrorist and the second perfection is that we have to read about angry, violent Dems in furrin papers.

Speaking of violent Democrats, I saw the story about cops finding a gun in a violin case in DC but I didn’t realize it wasn’t just one gun.

According to sources, who did not examine the items but were at the scene on Wednesday, there were what appeared to be homemade silencers that were also found. The sources said there were also ammunition found inside a 5-gallon bucket as well as a couple of handguns. There were also other ammunition found wrapped in duct tape. Additional weapons were located as well.

So… do you think it’s guns for totally-not-violent thugs (Like St. Trayvon) or preparation for the Inauguration? Either way, you know it’s a Dem constituency. How can I say that? A non-Dem constituent who wanted guns would live in America, they can move a few miles south and be there (for now).

 

As everybody was screeching that Trump was racist for wanting to drain the swamp I thought, “Of course. Racists always want to drain the swamp!”(from 2009)

As the new Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi promised to “Drain the Swamp” after more than ten years of Republican rule in Washington

Of course, I don’t think Trump is a racist (He was the opposite of a racist when he was a Democrat), but I don’t feel like debating that considering the evidence I just provided, the difference being that Nancy didn’t mean it

Now it appears that Nancy Pelosi is actively working to block federal investigations of corrupt democrats in Congress.

It’s a good thing for Dems that’s when Obama took over cuz then they had the Dept. of “Justice” they wanted.

Hopefully Trump means it when he says he going to drain the swamp.

 

Now, I do not like linking to Polieico, but this story is just too hilarious to not link. A mini-fisking, I’ll be in italics. 

Conclusion first,

It’s time to unleash Joe Biden.

It’s always time to unleash Joe Biden, so far as I’m concerned.

But there is one prominent Democrat who can match Trump blow for blow.

Someone who speaks candidly and honestly(yet ignorantly and oh so stupidly, when he says stuff that’s so untrue as to be Obamanian, I really think it’s cuz he’s an ignorant idiot not lying, YMMV).

Someone with media savvy (funniest line? The media ignores his idiocies, that’s not “savvy” that’s giving out gold stars for not crapping your pants),

policy expertise (the man who has been wrong about every policy decision in the last 50 years. It takes expertise to be that consistently wrong) that his plain-spokenness makes accessible (unintelligible and oh so stupid but he’s surely ready to pontificate on anything). Someone who, if my party is smart (okay, that’s the funniest line), they will find a way to deploy in a quasi-official role:

Oh please, please, please. Trump wouldn’t have to even hire a reelection team for 2020, just run commercials of Joe Biden.

 

The last time this is funny and endy (I hope)

The IRS Scandal, Day 1351: Two Federal Judges Order Five Officials To Preserve Emails Sought In FOIA Lawsuits; Judicial Watch Fears Another Lois Lerner Situation As Obama Administration Leaves Power

Who’s gonna enforce those orders? Hopefully Trump’s Dept of Justice. You know they’ll fight it, for “justice”!!!!!!, but I really think Trump is going to fuck hard with the IRS after all the hassles he has to have had over his life.

 

Let’s go to Obama’s political home.

Cause

Former Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy is offering additional criticism about the federal report released last week that slams the Chicago Police Department for pervasive civil-rights violations.

It being Chicago, Effect!

Former Chicago Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy has been subpoenaed in the Jesse Jackson Jr. divorce case.

…The subpoena asks McCarthy to turn over a wealth of information pertaining to a relationship to Sandi — dating back to 2012.

It demands McCarthy turn over records of cash, checks, or property given to Ms. Jackson, including attorney’s fees, groceries, rent or clothing. The subpoena also asks the former superintendent to produce documents detailing what he received from her.

It being America, Hope!

Strike Now Garry

You might as well just come out and tell everyone who saw the video (of a cop shooting a kid 15 or so times that Rahm hid until after the election V)and when they saw it…. Point out the cover-up didn’t come from your office – its came from City Hall and the Department of Law. You have a limited window as the DOJ report is making you a hot commodity.

 

Yup.

580 Students Speak 42 Languages at Buffalo School.

I clicked to see how much that cost a broke NY school district but the story is a glowing tribute to how a Somali who had never been swimming was on the swim team. I’m used to headlines not matching the story, but that headline is pretty much unrelated to the story.

 

R. Daneel Olivaw Sez, $15/hour!

fairness

For Fairness!

 

I have to ask a question, but first, the confusion.

You don’t have to be a futurist to connect the dots. Once autonomous driving technology is proven, it’ll be in every car. It’s not hard to imagine that motorists will soon secure sizable insurance discounts for letting the onboard computer do all the driving.

From there, you can envision a not-too-distant future in which you can’t even drive your own car to your vacation destination. So long, great American road trip. That sensation of steering your own vehicle down the road, of feeling the asphalt under your own tires, will be history.

 

Aren’t those cars going to be able to drive on highways?

Except for the steering part, you’ll still feel asphalt, but now there won’t be a driver who misses most of the scenery to concentrate on the road.

I’m looking forward to self-driving cars. Traffic should move much more quickly and accidents should be reduced dramatically. How many people die in car accidents a year? Bye-bye speeding tickets, DWIs and other revenue-generating schemes.

Luddites bother me.

Well, some luddites. This bit of technological ‘advance’ bothers me.

A German inventor has created rape-proof knickers in the wake of a spate of sex attacks.

The underwear comes equipped with a combination lock and a loud alarm which goes off if they are tampered with.

I prefer the accessorized rape whistle.

whistle

 

It’s more useful for ex-football players.

Former Detroit Lions cornerback Stanley Wilson II was arrested while naked for the second time in eight months, according to multiple reports.

Wilson was arrested for running around naked outside a private residence Jan. 10 in Portland, Ore., which is where he allegedly tried to break into a home last June and was shot by the owner before being arrested.

See? If you shoot rapists and other violent thugs they either get dead or arrested, if you scare them away, they go off to rape another day. That’s called, “Non-optimal”.

Racists, like commies, are better dead.

 

Vindifuckingcation!

Temperate language has traditionally been considered a social virtue, but new research suggests that people who refrain from swearing are often the most devious and dishonest.

You should see the search terms that get people here. Heck, look at our word cloud on the left side.

I will say that since Aliceh has stopped posting our formerly high position for searches for “sloppy vagina” has dropped way down. It’s fucking embarrassing as shit.