In talking about the advertising battle between Hillary! and Trump, Don Surber says something we might actually see.

What scandal can Clinton use to dissuade his voters from crawling over broken glass and going to the polls this fall? … He gave money to a crooked politician? Yes,…

 

I can actually see our Minitrue betters, including most of Foxnews (O’Reilly will have to be fair and balanced and say it’s likely) jumping on that.

They might even go all in, it’ll look like a huge win for team Golden Cow.

But, as Surber says

He gave money to a crooked politician? Yes,and her name is Clinton.

Trump will respond with pictures of the Clintons at his weddings and other events, hugging him. He’ll say he bought both of them because that’s how he had to do business, but he’s unbuyable, unlike his esteemed opponent in the upcomin’.

We can only hope. The funny is just not as funny as we need. Although the idea that the revolution inside and outside the DNC is not being televised is sorta funny. You know all the Dem front groups are used to having the media pay much more attention to them.

 

Every now and then I realize I’m actually rooting for Donald fucking Trump to be POTUS.

We are through the looking glass here folks.

Hyenas Have Good Lawyers!

Posted: July 26, 2016 by veeshir in Brevity etc.

TBS has issued a formal mea culpa for a satirical video produced by one of its comedy websites that equated Hillary Clinton to a hyena.

Zero American flags at the DNC,  one Palestinian Terrortories flag and some USSR ones outside.

 

Important Update!!!!! Via Sondra K!!!!!! (Juan Williams is not having a good Outnumbered. This is my favorite ‘chicks on a couch” show)

Everybody loves the tears of hippies, so how about some Bernie-bro and broette tears?

Ball Washer

Posted: July 25, 2016 by veeshir in Uncategorized

Important, what a nice person, update!!! The fool they picked to bang the gavel instead of DWS forgot to bang the gavel, you have to love the look on her face, “There, does that make you fools happy?” Warning: once you hit play, it doesn’t stop playing.

Now, back to our post in its entirety.

I’ll translate: How about you suck my balls?

On behalf of everyone at the DNC, we want to offer a deep and sincere apology to Senator Sanders, his supporters, and the entire Democratic Party

 

Ooohhh, a ‘sincere’ apology!!!!! Not like one of those, “how about you suck my balls” one.

So what were they apologizing for?

for the inexcusable remarks made over email,”

Oh, not for screwing over Bernie and his bros and broettes, but for getting caught.

This is what makes it a real ball washer.

 but the figure at the heart of the scandal, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, wasn’t a part of the mea culpa….

The “sincere apology,” offered by incoming interim DNC Chair Donna Brazile

Yup. The person most responsible for it is not apologizing, she’s busy working for the golden cow she unethically helped get nominated. Well, she was working for GC before, just now it’s official…no, I mean now it’s out in the open….no, I mean now she will admit it openly.

For more hilarity, this one is going to be all about teh awesome.

The Democratic National Convention has turned a women’s restroom into an “all-gender” bathroom at the Wells Fargo Arena.

 

There are just so many things that are likely to happen.

This should make wymyns all happy as the lines for the Ladies Other room gets even longer.

Also, I wonder if they’ll suppress the news about creepy dudes taking video in the stalls. I wonder if there will be a youtube channel. I won’t check, I do not need to see a bunch of hate-filled, unshaven, possibly-still-with-penis women, but I figure it will get hits from pajama boy and other loser types.

I do wish I was going there. I’d go to someplace and have a lot of really bad beer (do they still make Genny Cream Ale?) and some sausages with onions and maybe a cheese-steak sandwich or two and then make the Other Room more welcoming. No courtesy flush either.

This quote makes the story for me.

“I don’t need no man in the next stall next to me while I go to the bathroom,” a female employee of the arena told Mynorthwest.com.

“We need a male and female she said. I’ve got personal business. I’m trying to keep it real.”

“It’s privacy. I need privacy.”

Perzactly, only committed leftists are all in for letting men in the wymyn’s room.

 

Dilbert cracks me up.

Let’s say Donald Trump wins the election. And let’s say Democrats believe everything they say about him – that he’s the next Hitler. Wouldn’t President Obama be obligated to declare martial law and remain in power?

He’s such an optimist, he still thinks Obama is going to allow the election to go through.

Top 5 revelations from the wikileaks lead on DNC emails.

Now, I haven’t read about any of this except what I’ve seen on blogs, but these 5 seem YUGE!!!, well, they would if it were an RNC deal. Except the RNC doesn’t have our fine media betters on a leash so much of it could never have happened.

In talking about a fundraiser the Wash Post was running for them.

Great – we were never going to list since the lawyers told us we cannot do it….

They aren’t going to give us a price per ticket and do not want their party to be listed in any package we are selling to donors. If we let them know we have donors in town who will be at the debate, we can add them to the list for the party

 

Shouldn’t they be prosecuted for working to get around the laws?

I mean, we know our fine betters in the “Justice” Dept won’t do anything no matter what, I’m just speaking hypothetically.

 

It’s going to be interesting to see if Dem voters are going to get sick of their establishment enough to do something about it the way GOP voters have been trying to do.

Watching Bernie-bros (and broettes) bash the Dems, Hillary and even (gasp!!!) Obama in Philadelphia is cracking me up. I wonder if CNN will show that? If they do, you know it’ll be all about how they’re crazy, but I do wonder if the DNC will allow them to do it.

 

Important, As I’m Writing It Update Cuz I Saw Something About This On TV!!!!!

 

Truer words were never spoke you golden cow you.

 

 

 

He so had his heart set on a neo-nazi to shove down my throat, but instead,

Munich police chief Hubertus Andraes says the suspect in the Munich shooting is an 18-year-old German-Iranian from Munich.

 

Which is what I thought when I heard both that he had said, “Allahu Akbar” and railed against Turkish immigrants.

I was wrong in that I figured it was a German-north African who didn’t like Turks and not a German-Persian,

Arabs don’t like Persians don’t like Afghans don’t like Turks don’t like Pakistanis don’t like north Africans don’t like…

 

Aslo remember, the fact that someone’s parents or grandparents came to EUnuchstan doesn’t mean they’re actually  EUnuchstanian. They’re there to work in nursing homes and do other shit jobs real EUnuchs don’t want to do, not become citizens.

They’re home-growing their own terrorists on purpose as well as importing them in oter words.

Also notice the required quote for all these affairs

Andraes said at a news conference that the attacker’s motive was still “fully unclear.”

 

When a leftist approved group commits an atrocity the motives are unclear, when it can be blamed on the Tea Party (cuz the person had tea once for instance) well, then we know all about their motives.

 

 

While we’re talking about lefty idiots, why do people always act surprised at each revelation that Polieico is a DNC-approved propagandist?

An influential reporter at Politico made an apparent “agreement” with the Democratic National Committee to let it review a story about Hillary Clinton’s fundraising machine before it was submitted to his editors

Well, duh.

They’ll lie and ridiculously slant against their enemy (me) and for their political party, but sometimes they’re not sure which lies they’re supposed to push.

I blame Journolist for falling down on the job, they should have been told what to write beforehand.

Then watch the speech.

Important, Above The Fold, Pushing Your Preferred Narrative, Update!!!!!!

Shep is surely pushing that it’s a right-winger, even having some lefty friend of his talking about how the guy looks like a neo-nazi while CNN has a witness claiming at least one was yelling “Allahu akbar” and targeting children.

 

I didn’t watch Trump’s speech last night, but in my defense, I haven’t watched any political speeches (except a Trump one last week) since 2001, but I’m gonna bet most of these fools didn’t either, they might have read the transcript, but they didn’t need to actually see the speech to demagogue it.

 

“It was a loud voice, more vengeful than hopeful. More hyperbole than details.” CBS This Morning co-host Charlie Rose huffed that the address had “little appeal to the better angels.” …

 

This one’s my personal favorite from unashamed Clintonista, George Stephansomethingorother:

 a pretty dark speech, labeled Hillary Clinton the candidate of death, destruction terrorism and weakness and mass lawlessness.

 

Do not make fun of the golden cow, that’s almost as bad as attacking their Teleprompter Jesus.

Oh, and the Journolist Word of the Day was, “Dark”.

 

A Veeshir Veerless Vrediction: Well, not so much a vrediction as a wish. I really hope Hillary! chooses Jeb! as her running mate.

That’s about perfect for everybody. Minitrue gets to write story after story about how disaffected Republicans can vote their conscience, the establishment gets to put us in our place (under their loafers), and we get teh awesome that would be the GOP establishment types telling us we have to vote for Hillary! to save the country.

Not quite as ridiculously destructive as a M’Shell candidacy, but pretty darn close.

And I get to laugh my ass off. This election has not had enough of Teh Funny lately.

 

Nother shooting spree, this time in Germany.

Coupla things, too bad they don’t have gun control there (oh wait, they fucking do) and I really hope the guy’s name wasn’t Mohamed or shouting Allahu Akbar because then we’d never know why he did it.