Archive for the ‘Mideast Madness’ Category

Yeah, sometimes I just want the world to go away. I call those days, “Everyday”.

Let’s see what’s going on out there now that Trump won.

CNN makes me laugh, they’re so consistently leftist.

As eastern EUnuchstan is worrying about Russia attacking, CNN knows who’s to blame. No, not the Jews, that’s so 2015.

It’s Trump of course.  I was flipping by CNN earlier while they were talking about this and their correspondent ended by saying something about, “war looms on the horizon as Trump is close to being POTUS.”

No mention of Obama’s fecklessness and Hillary’s idiocy, but in that last story about how we are sending troops back to Norway, they manage to make it look like Trump’s fault. CTRL F gets you 12 mentions or Trump, most of which are about how he’s weakening NATO, Obama returns 0.

It’s funny how all that’s wrong in the world went from being Bush’ fault to being Trump’s fault. Well, not funny so much as ‘Fake News’.

 

Let’s keep making fun of CNN. This is a perfect trifecta of tone-deafness, ignorance and hatred of America.

Americans should wear hijabs to show solidarity with Muslim women who fear being attacked for wearing the religious head covering, CNN anchor Alisyn Camerota

Yeah, see, women are attacked for not wearing that, not for wearing it. If they want to make an impact, they should go to Saudi Arabia and get women to stop wearing it in solidarity with women who fear being attacked for not wearing their sack-o-slavery.

Alisyn was on Foxnews for a long time, this shows that Foxnews hires from the same brain-dead pool of blow-dried teleprompter readers.

Which leads to Megyn Kelly might “jump to CNN!!!!”

My prediction? Outrage-monger/Trump-hater, Megyn will have high ratings initially (first week or two) and then, back to CNN’s normal third place slot while whoever replaces her will have good ratings. CNN just cannot out-lefty MSNBC and most people are sick of fake-news.

 

Also totally not Obama’s fault? The resurgence of the Persian empire.

The assimilation of militias into state armies in Syria, Iraq and Lebanon does not mean handing over the keys of local government to these Iranian militias. On the contrary, by being part of the Syrian, Iraqi and Lebanese regular forces, these militias will control — on Tehran’s behalf — their respective armies, and by extension the governments behind these armies….

So big deal, it’s not as if there’s some sort of historical example of this.

The model of local kings, historically known as satraps in ancient Iran, is an old Persian scheme. After invading neighboring territories and forcing their leaders to concede, rulers of ancient Iran would keep the local king in power, on the condition that the king pledges allegiance to the Iranian king (Shah in Persian). Thus the Iranian ruler became the King of Kings (Shahnshah).

Too bad Rome and Greece are too broke to scare up some legionnaires or hoplites.

On the plus side, they will be fighting against Constantinople, Pharoah and the Arabian peninsula, which hasn’t worked out well for Persians in the past.

 

In EUnuchstanian hilarity, Geert Wilders is on trial for Hate-Speech!!!!!!!!! for a fairly milquetoast statement

based on a speech he delivered in 2014 calling for “fewer Moroccans” in the country.

The Economist knows Why You Get Trump

The trial is scheduled to start on October 31st, and if past precedent is any guide, it will lead to a boost in the PVV’s popularity.

as he’s poised to become Prime Minister.

His party is now the biggest party in the Dutch polls. With elections coming up in March 2017, the populist politician seems to be on track to become the Netherlands’ next prime minister.

 

The EUnuchs might have underestimated their serfs as much as our fine betters in the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party have done over here.

 

Kellog’s decides to get all political.

Kellogg says it will no longer advertise on Breitbart.com, the website formerly run by one of President-elect Donald Trump’s top aides, Steve Bannon….

to ensure its ads “do not appear on sites that aren’t aligned with our values as a company.

I’m sure that will work out well for them. I know I’ll look at what I buy and see if it’s from Kellog as I do not like to buy products that are not aligned with my values as a consumer.

 

Freedom Is Scary!

Student Jake Goldberg’s free speech resolution called for an end to campus anti-free speech rules at Tufts, including vague administrative provisos that crack down on the “use of nicknames,” “hurtful words,” “bias-fueled jokes,” “comments on an individual’s body or appearance,” “innuendos of a sexual nature,” “gender bias,” and dozens more similar examples cited in the measure.

But the Tufts Student Senate recently voted 26 to zero with two abstentions to reject the proposal

Unanimously rejecting free speech is seriously scary. I’d bet the two abstentions were afraid of their fine, tolerant, fascist friends.

These are our next generation of Americans. We are so boned.

 

So as a “Never Hillary” type, I won’t be “I told you so”ing, but I might be “I expected that”ing.

Cases in point.

Secretary of the Treasury: Steve Mnuchin, former Goldman Sachs executive and protégé of George Soros.

Secretary of Transportation: Elaine Chao, a.k.a. Mrs Mitch McConnell.

Secretary of Commerce: Wilbur Ross, lifelong Democrat and George Soros BFF.

Secretary of Homeland Security: Michael McCaul, 5 term Congressman and co-sponsor of amnesty legislation in 2015.

 

If he names Romney to anything except Secretary of Being Made Fun Of, the next 4 years are going to be uglier than even I expected as he’ll be universally hated by everybody except the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party.

Regardless, Trump supporters are going to find out that Veeshir’s Iron Law of Politicians is absolute, whenever you like a politician you’ve been successfully conned.

 

club NY! NYC has a culinary HS where budding cunilin….ummm,,, culinarians go to learn to cook. Great plan, except they haven’t paid their gas bill and

With five of the school’s six kitchens unusable, increasingly uninterested students have been forced to learn their craft from dry classroom work rather than stovetop experience.

“430 kids can’t cook,” read a blistering e-mail Wednesday from Nan Shipley, chairwoman of the nonprofit group that supports the school, “Our seniors can’t train for culinary competition. Our freshmen have no idea why they are at the school. The culture of the school is withering on the vine.”

 

They’re spending way too much on crap they’re not supposed to do so they don’t have enough to do what they are supposed to do.

 

In Sarah Jessica Parker news,

Her 2-year-old shoe and apparel line, SJP, will open its first store next week at the brand new $1.2 billion MGM National Harbor casino in Oxon Hill, Md.

DPUD has exclusive pics of her flagship shoe line!

 

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Troll Level: Trumpian!

A London cafe horrified customers by selling a nut-based smoothie in a swastika-emblazoned bottle — and made matters worse when the drink’s “rogue” creator refused to apologize.

Nin Com Soup was hawking the $4.90 “Nutzy…

Nin com soup. That’s hilarious. And now they’re getting all kinds of free advertising.

It took months to get the OUTRAGE!!! flowing, I bet they started to wonder if they were going to have use a totally evil symbol of hate to get rolling, but luckily they didn’t need to use any Trumpian symbols.

 

The Hottest Year Ever is about to get even more globally wormed!!!!!

While we end November on a warm note here in the eastern US, there are changes unfolding across the Northern Hemisphere that will likely bring a widespread very cold air mass into the US next week. This cold air mass is first going to arrive in Alaska this upcoming weekend with some spots in that state plunging to 40 degrees below zero and way below normal for early December. After that, the cold air dives into the western US during the first half of next week and then it’ll likely blast into the eastern US late next week.  In fact, by the time Saturday, December 10th rolls around, there may be colder-than-normal conditions all the way from Alaska to the southeastern US.  Beyond that, it looks like this colder pattern will indeed have some staying power as we move deeper into the month of December.

Record heat causes it to be cold. I learned that in The Day After Tomorrow.

Since they don’t mention CO2 I’m gonna assume their science is probably not utterly flawed and stupid.

I do thank global warmmongers for that, it makes it easier to figure out who to believe.

Above the Post, Heidi, Update!
So I actually watched some football this morning and they cut from OT in the Foreskins/Bengals game to go to the current game and the guy in the studio apologized and said the NFL made them do it. It was a darn good game. Oh well, I wasn’t planning on watching much football today anyway.
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Now, to our post in its entirety!

This PEW poll is all about teh screwed up.

There’s a bunch of stuff that strikes me as not as simple as PEW makes it and just plain wrong, but this one is ridiculous.

ummmm-wutLook at that. 22% say that Obama was too personally critical of his opponents in 2008 and 35% in 2012.

Barack Obama, the man-child who does little but blame others for the problems he causes. Seriously?  Who’d they polll for this? MSNBC and Thinkprogress?

And Trump, who spends much of his time, and almost all his TV exposure, defending himself from personal, hate-filled attacks is too critical of his opponents?

Minitrue is earning their pay.

 

So Comey is looking at Hillary! again and Paco asks the question all of America is wondering.

So, what do you think James Comey is up to in reopening the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails?

Remember when we used to assume that if the FBI was investigating you it was because you broke the law? Now we wonder what political reason they have.

 

Once in a while Akbar Britain shows us the way.

Mid Suffolk District Council issued the letter to residents in the Claydon and Barham wards asking them to confirm who lives at their address to check who is eligible to register to vote. However, the website given for residents to respond actually directs them to a porn site.

 

Here, the pornography is all candidate-related.

 

Let’s look at something a little lighter, the fruits of Hillary!’s and Obama’s labor.

The bucket of scorpions that is Syria.

Turkey is finding out why you do not want to get involved in Syria.

A bunch of jihadis are getting together to attack Turkey in Syria.

Syria bombs Turkey-backed jihadis.

ISIS bombs other set of jihadis at Turkey border-crossing.

So everybody but Russia is blowing them up. They have their priorities though.

Turkey bombs US-backed, Kurdish jihadis.

 

A petition to remove Joe Buck from the World Series.

I’m fer it, but only because I’m not watching much football. Having him announce baseball would mean I would not have to listen to him say, “It depends on the spot” 10 or 15 times a game.

Now, if the Giants were playing the Cowboys I’d be all fer agin it. It’s pretty darn annoying when Troy Aikman, who hates the Giants, and Joe Buck call that game. Aikman calling Giants/Cowboys games is like having MSNBC moderate a debate between Hillary! and Trump, while Buck plays along.

But since I’m not watching much football, it matters not.

 

Well, we know why Hayzeus has not been commenting lately. He’s busy trying to get a grant to write a scholarly article.

Following her explosion into international consciousness as bridesmaid of her sister Kate in 2011, Pippa Middleton’s posterior became as renowned as its owner, to the extent that the hype demonstrated over Middleton’s buttocks implies an intensely charged relationship to this body part, symptomatic of fetishism. I seek to investigate this characterisation of Middleton’s backside by utilising Freudian and Marxist interpretations of fetishism…

 

Well played my friend. Well played.

Above the Post immediate Update!!!!

Who won the debate last night? That would be me. I didn’t watch the previews on every channel, I didn’t watch the debate and I didn’t watch the recap. The only loss was reading Stephen Green’s drunkblogging this morning, I don’t think he was drinking at all! It was all serious and not a bit frivolous with much pointing and laughing. Very disappointing.

Now, on to our post!

We used to be the weak horse, then Bush started invading and fighting jihadis in their lands instead of ours and we became the strong horse (epitomized when Ghadeuffeya gave up his WMD programs).

Then we became the weak horse when Obama ran away.

We’ve evolved since then.

The setp-up.

As Stoaty noted

It’s like that nice Mr bin Laden used to say: when you have a weak horse and a strong horse, they both come together to laugh at the retarded horse.

Yeah, so about that.

Strong horse now that Obama’s helped Iran and Syria ally with Tsar Putin I.

The leader of Hezbollah has lambasted the beleaguered diplomatic efforts to end fighting in Syria, saying that a political solution was not currently possible.

“There are no prospects for political solutions,” Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah

 

Weak horse now that Obama’s got THE US OUT OF EVERYWHERE and they’re on their own.

Jean-Marc Ayrault, France’s foreign minister, told the meeting that Russia and Iran, which also backs the Syrian regime, would be accomplices to war crimes if they did not press President Bashar al-Assad to stop the violence.

He said the Syrian government “has clearly made the choice of a military escalation”.

“I am calling on Russia and Iran to pull themselves together and show responsibility, by putting a stop to this strategy,” Mr Ayrault said. “If not, Russia and Iran will be accomplices in war crimes committed in Aleppo.”

 

Tsar Putin I is shaking in his jackboots. He always shakes when he belly laughs.

 

And you know who the retarded horse is.

(Horse-faced V) Secretary of State John Kerry said in Vienna on Friday that air conditioners and refrigerators are as big of a threat to life as the threat of terrorism posed by groups like the Islamic State.

Even though that makes us looks like idiots and fools, I will say I do agree in a limited way.

A/C encouraged Congress to stay in session in DC during the sweltering months. Our nation and the world would be much better off if they were reduced to only a few months forging our chains in DC.

Who’s the screwed horse?

That would be you and me.

Leaked documents with sensitive FBI data exclusively obtained by Breitbart Texas reveal that 7,712 terrorist encounters occurred within the United States in one year and that many of those encounters occurred near the U.S.-Mexico border.

Although, since I live a couple hundred miles from the border, more me than you.

Helpfully illustrated

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So who’s most boned looking at that map? NY, CA and IL, where the gun laws are very restrictive so they’re just victims.

In AZ, FL and Texas it’s a target rich environment.

 

Last, semi-related thing: State Sponsored Terrorism!

In the PIIE’s scenario China could choose… (to) “simply shut down iPhone production in China”.

Shit Just Got Real!

Now, if it wasn’t Obama, I would be all in on this.

President Barack Obama “has told aides that he wants an offensive well under way before he leaves office that is aimed at routing the Islamic State [IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL] from Raqqa, the group’s de facto capital in northern Syria,”the Times reported Wednesday, citing five senior US officials who wished to remain anonymous.

 

We’ve already seen that he’s trying to time the attack on Mosul for political purposes and now this.

I’d say this is a feature, not a bug, but Obama’s an idiot so he probably doesn’t realize it.

The plan would put the US on collision course with both Turkey and Syrian “rebels.”

Fuck Turkey. They want to screw us over, let them have fun.

Of course, Obama probably doesn’t know the Kurds have anything to do with Turkey. Cuz he’s an idiot.

As for the Syrian ‘rebels’, anything that anybody does is going to piss off that bucket of scorpions.

But this is a real problem.

The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights reported Wednesday that it “received information from several reliable sources” that 3,000 Russian citizens were recruited by the country’s army and dispatched to “fight on Syrian territory.”

So what happens when one of the myriad of jihadi forces kills Russian citizens?

And what if it’s one of the “moderate rebels” we’re supporting?

And what if J Effin Kerry and Joe Freaking Biden were in charge?

You were thinking it was funny until that last bit, admit it.

 

Since there’s not much funny in that endy, let’s have some just funny.

This.

Getting a job in academe can be dog-eat-dog. But for Professor Beauregard Tirebiter, it was just dog-be-dog. The black goldendoodle has been hired by the University of Southern California as the institution’s first-ever full-time facility dog, according to USC News. (emphasis me V)

 

Professor Goldendoodle? I look forward to the ‘tennis balls for grades’ scandal.

With one of my favorite corrections ever.

Note: Earlier versions of the USC News story and this story reported that the animal was academe’s first full-time facility dog. Both posts have since been updated to reflect that he is one of several.

But what about people who are afraid of dogs or who don’t like dogs? Are they as shit out of luck as they deserve?

No! Because growing up is optional today!

College students at a California campus got to play in an “adult ball pit” as part of an event to teach them to avoid certain phrases that could hurt people’s feelings.

There are no outcomes from this where I see the people ‘educated’ by that sort of system ever being a net plus to our civilization.

 

Who you gonna believe?

Russia or your lying eyes?

In Syria, during the cease-fire where firing never actually ceased, the UN finally sent in their convoy to aid rebels under siege by the Syrians. What happened?

The aid convoy was hit Monday night in the area of Urum al-Kubra, west of Aleppo, prompting the United Nations to halt its aid operations in Syria.

Yeah, about what you’d expect. So was it Syria or Russia doing the blowing up?

Russia denies it was responsible and says that terrorists carried out the attack.

Yeah, about that.

“All of our information indicates clearly that this was an airstrike. That means there only could have been two entities responsible,” Deputy National Security Adviser Ben Rhodes said Tuesday night, naming Moscow and the Syrian regime.

Although it’s sorta funny that I believe the Obama admin and the UN, but it is against the Syrians and Russians.

In another area of Russia’s warmongering, the Ukrainians are refusing to believe their lying eyes.

 

Ukraine’s Verkhovna Rada has passed a resolution to outlaw recent elections to the Russian State Duma, (legislature in Crimea V)

Okay, so far so good. Letting the Russians know what they think of them. But then….

The Rada stresses that Russia illegitimately opened polling stations during the State Duma elections in the temporarily occupied territory of the Ukrainian Autonomous Republic of Crimea

Temporary? I guess. In the sense that Germany had temporary control of France in the 40s. Unfortunately, Patton ain’t around these days.

 

The funniest part of this bit about the terrorist in Minnesota is that I’m pretty sure this is supposed to comfort me.

…Adan was more into sports than religion, describing him as “the most assimilated kid in the neighborhood.”

“He was an A student. He was a tutor. He was employed,”…

…Adan’s parents and was told Adan went to the mall to pick up an iPhone. Yusuf said Adan seemed happy when he left the home, and that was the last time his parents saw him.

Somehow that does not give me the warm and fuzzies.

Oh, and this is darn funny.

If the stabbings are ultimately deemed a terrorist act, it would be the first carried out by a Somali on US soil.

Well, if the Obama admin and the “Justice” Dept declare it “not terrorism”, well, that’s enough for my. I never believed my lying eye anyway.

 

Disrespectful Float Disrespects President!!!!!!

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Oh wait, not that one. That one was perfectly okay.

A picture of the float was submitted to NewsChannel 10 by a viewer. In the photo, a man wearing a President Obama mask is shown waving to the crowd as the float passes by.

The Obama look-a-like is also barricaded inside a makeshift prison alongside a faux Hillary Clinton.

Well that’s different. How dare they put the God-President and the Golden Cow in prison where they totally don’t belong!!!!!

 

The Clinton Foundation isn’t a pay-for-play money-laundering service, it Saves Lives!!!!!!!

You want to debate foundations and charities? One candidate’s family foundation has saved countless lives around the world

 

How could anybody deny that?

The Clinton Foundation was flagged by the Charity Navigator watchdog last year, which placed the Clintons’ charity on a “watch list” because of its “atypical business model.

I guess ‘atypical’ is a euphemism for “money-laundering scam. But they do give money to charity!!!!!! It saves lives!!!!!!!

The CHAI program to help AIDS victims is considered one of the Clinton Foundation’s most important contributions and is probably its best known initiative….

Former President Bill Clinton and his Clinton Health Access Initiative (CHAI) distributed “watered-down” HIV/AIDs drugs to patients in sub-Saharan Africa, and “likely increased” the risks of morbidity and mortality, according to a draft congressional report obtained by The Daily Caller News Foundation.

The most troubling revelations concern the Clinton Foundation’s vigorous promotion of Ranbaxy despite mounting evidence the Indian firm had persistently poor quality control and attempted to cover it up through either faulty or fraudulent reporting to the FDA.

It is unclear at this juncture how many AIDS patients received the “watered-down” drugs.

 

So who you gonna believe? Obama and the Clintons or your lying eyes?

 

A mea wronga. I figured CNN would be all over the Tulsa shooting, but they haven’t. Charlotte is blowing up, but I haven’t noticed CNN egging it on.

A black police officer shot an armed black man at an apartment complex Tuesday, authorities said, prompting angry street protests late into the night.

They closed down interstate 85, looting trucks there

 

Not really funny, but it is

 

It was actually, “Guns Up Don’t Shoot” but they aren’t believing their lying eyes.

 

They’re attacking news crews, which I have to admit I find very karmic..

 

An Update: The Tulsa shooting is look a little different as we hear more about the guy.

There were warrants (plural) for his arrest and he had a long record, including being convicted of resisting arrest and charged with attacking cops and a few gun crimes.

The cops also say they found PCP in his vehicle. That’s another drug like meth that makes the people taking it freaking crazy, except with meth, they’ve usually been partying for a long time before they get crazy so they’re too weak to be all that scary.

 

For some values of “American”…. and “values”.

 

Apartheid Tourism! Instead of going to South Africa where the ruling tribe was white, they go to Cuba where the ruling tribe is a murderous, commie dictatorship.

It’s not just the flood of Americans itching to see Cuba “before it changes” that is causing a spike in tourist numbers.

Canadians and Europeans are flocking to the island slave plantation in greater numbers due to the absence of Islamist terrorists in the Castro Kingdom.

In other words, fear of Islamic terrorism in other tourist destinations is enriching King Raul and his cronies.

That’s sorta funny, murderous Islamic terrorists, who cannot be named, are causing tourism to stop going to France and Egypt and head to a murderous, commie, hellhole.

Helpfully illustrated.

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Look how happy them darkies are, smiling and singing in the fields in the hotel.

 

Let’s look at another example of making sure Americans stop being so racist and intolerant!

I wonder if that woman would be so ‘tolerant’ if someone took a broken piece of glass to her hoo-ha.

 

Let’s interrupt our post for this surprising stating of the blatantly obvious!

Bill Clinton admitted Monday that some Clinton Foundation donors might have given money to the charity in the hopes of getting official favors.

Where he says, “some”, read ‘all’.

Bill Clinton is actually cracking me up. As First Dude he would be very damn entertaining as he really doesn’t give a shit anymore.

Okay, this one is awesome. It’s about GOP establishment pricks, as exemplified by Bushes, voting for Hillary! but that’t not what’s awesome.

What’s awesome is that it’s about a Bush telling a Kennedy he was voting for a Clinton.

Three political dynasties coming together is exactly what America is all about!

 

The NY Post, along with the best headline writers in the country, are doing the journalism Minitrue, and much of Foxnews (Hey Shep!), is refusing to do.

Here they are noticing the utter dishonesty of our…Obama’s gov’t.

The Federal Reserve had better be careful if it uses the large jump in household income reported last week by the Census Bureau as the deciding factor in whether or not to raise interest rates.

Those Census figures — like a lot of other numbers that come from that government agency — are BS. A joke, at best. Fraud, at worst.

So why are they saying that?

Income increased as much as it did only because Census two years ago altered the way the figure is calculated, including a massive change in how much “income” households derived from making withdrawals from their own retirement accounts. The change boosted estimates.

Eating your seed corn is now classified as “income”.

 

Not really related, but let’s watch a bucket of scorpions play together!

Over the last several weeks, a number of reports have come out of Syria predicting an imminent merger between Jabhat Fatah al-Sham, the rebranded former Al-Qaeda affiliate Jabhat al-Nusra, and other powerful rebel groups….

Rebel groups have been trying for years to overcome their differences and form a united front against the regime of Bashar al-Assad. Most of these attempts adopted a graduate integration strategy, as was the case with the Islamic Front and the Levant Front. Other smaller rebel bands have opted to be absorbed into more powerful groups, such as when Suqour al-Sham members joined Ahrar al-Sham. Jabhat al-Nusra had pursued a similar strategy, hoping to entice Ahrar al-Sham and other groups within Jaysh al-Fatah, an alliance of Islamist militant groups, into a merger. However, Nusra’s constant refusal to split with Al-Qaeda hindered such attempts

 

So what makes a rebel “moderate”?

The rebranded Jabhat Fatah al-Sham’s decision to publicly sever ties with Al-Qaeda in August and better integrate within Syrian rebel groups gave new impetus to such merger efforts

That’s the coalition of ‘moderate rebels’.

 

“Autocorrect” for the win!

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We should totally replace the Richter Scale.

Helpfully illustrated

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Wow, today has been a roller coaster ride of smirt duplomacy.

Important, Near The Beginning Of The Post Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING: Obama administration official expresses US regret for ‘unintentional loss of life’ after airstrike on Syrian forces.

So even the idjits and aceholes in the State Dept want us to kill the Syrian thugocrat and his minions and this idiot “regrets” killing his murderous enforcers?

A real US President would “Regret not killing more of the bastards”, but we’re stuck with him.

 

Now, back to our post. Pretend the next item is the “First” one.

 

First, and not related to Obama’s smirt duhplomacy, WTF is Colin Powell doing?

In the March 2015 missives — which reveal information the Jewish state has long sought to keep under wraps — Powell wrote to Democratic Party donor…

“Negotiators can’t get what he wants. Anyway, Iranians can’t use one [a nuclear weapon] if they finally make one. The boys in Tehran know Israel has 200, all targeted on Tehran

Uh…yay?

Unfuckingbelievable. Who does he think he is? Hillary!? Why is he writing that to someone without security clearance? That guy could have forwarded it to anybody. Why is he writing that at all? What a maroon.

 

The country we’re supposed to look to for how to act

President Obama spoke glowingly Wednesday about Chinese President Xi Jinping and China’s “can-do” spirit.

 

So what’s that can-do spirit can-doing?

He had woken to pins being pushed into his nails before he was forced to stand still in a yard for some 18 hours. If he moved, he was beaten viciously and within an inch of his life….

That was a typical day for Liu during a lengthy stint in a series of Beijing detention centers and labor camps between 2006 and 2009.

There, he was subjected to electric shocks, medical tests, forced feedings, beatings, violent sexual assaults and other barbaric forms of torture designed by prison guards to humiliate and inflict maximum pain….

But perhaps just as shocking is that the Chinese government has been carrying out these human rights atrocities — including forced organ removal for harvesting purposes— on innocent citizens and convicted criminals for the best part of the past two decades. And it’s still happening today.

Ummm, Yay?

This question gets me.

What is happening and why?

We just got done reading about what, as to why?…  They’re murderous commie dictators, how hard is that to understand?

 

The German brand of smirt duhplomacy is bearing fruit! (poisoned, natch)

Refugees and neo-Nazis battled it out on the streets of an east German town on Wednesday night with police fighting to save the migrants outnumbered five to one.

Yay?!!?!?!

This bit is sorta funny.

But police said the asylum seekers started the confrontation – and later hurled bottles at the police trying to save them from a beating.

These people do not want to get the Germans riled, they just don’t understand them. You misread the Germans at your peril.

Heh

A man identifying himself as Mehdi from Morocco later showed reporters a cut he says he received during the violent attacks

Awww, poor baby. Didumms get a boo-boo? Check out the picture, he haz sad face.

 

Obama’s smirt duhplomacy is bound and determined to prove his statement that we can handle a few terrorist attacks here on our soil.

A device exploded in Seaside Park, New Jersey, Saturday morning as about 5,000 runners were set to participate in a 5k Marine charity race and police

Yay team jihadi!?

I denounce my islamophobia for immediately assuming this attack that has all the earmarks of jihadi attacks (IED attacking our military), is in fact a jihadi attack, how dare I want to stay alive when mostly-peaceful members of The Religion Of Peace don’t want me to be that way?

Luckily, the race was starting late so nobody was killed. And that’s why you’re never on time for anything.

I sincerely hope that there are lots of people who, unlike Obama, the “Justice” Dept and the rest of the Democratic party, are taking this very fucking seriously. If not, there will be very bad things.

We cannot have Dem-favored groups killing the rest of us,  like the BLM types killing police and this, so I’m sure Minitrue is On The Job!

Last and most certainly not least, what the hell is going with this? Obama and Kerry, being idiots, gave the Russians a huge club over our heads with their idiotic ‘cease-fire’ deal and now Tsar Putin I is acting frisky.

Moscow has called an urgent UN Security Council meeting after US-led coalition hit Syrian forces, killing 62 soldiers and wounding 100 more. The Russian FM spokeswoman blasted Washington over the indiscriminate airstrike that she said serves the interests of ISIS terrorists.

There has to be a reason for them calling the UNSC otherwise they’d just rhetorically bitch-slap Obama  in public and make loud noises.

This bit is funny but not at all funny. According to Russia,

Immediately after the airstrike by coalition planes, Islamic State militants launched their offensive,”

Obama does like to fight both sides of any war.

Now, I trust our military a lot more than I trust Obama or even the Russians, so I would be utterly unsurprised if they made the whole thing up (The Russians, not Obama, he doesn’t care enough about Syria to talk about it anymore.) just to engineer a crisis.

Now, what sort of crisis needs a UN Security Council meeting?

Who’s making up the UNSC this year? Glad I asked.

The permanent 5 are China, France, Russian Federation, the United Kingdom, and the United States, so we have one ally there and one ‘ally’ who’s boned every ally they’ve ever had and two enemies.

Who else?

Angola (probably not much help or hindrance)
Egypt (oh yay!)
Japan  (ally Obama’s pissed off)
Malaysia  (Not too thrilled with fighters of islamic terrorism)
New Zealand  (not too thrilled with warmongers, like the US for instance)
Senegal  (former French colony, which usually means ‘current French colony they pretended to give up’, not sure what they’ll say but who cares?)
Spain  (Ran away from terrorism long ago, they ain’t rocking no boats)
Ukraine  (already on the hit list of Russia, so they have nothing to lose)
Uruguay (generally friendly with us, recognizes “Palestine” as a nation, friendly with Venezuela so anybody’s guess. Of course, with our Smirt Duhplomacy crew On The Job!!!! they’re probably not going to be any help even if they could be any help)
Venezuela (Bolivarian Republic of) (Oh yay. While Obama likes them better than he likes America, they’re busy trashing us)

So we have Japan on our side, Ukraine probably, but Obama’s pissed them both off so they’re not sticking their necks out for us, some that will help Russia in a confrontation with most not really mattering much.

So what the hell is Russia’s deal?

Team Murderous Dictator has been busy what with Tsar Putin I’s visit to Ukraine to pep-talk his military there, the Norks throwing rockets and nukes around, China stepping up the tempo in the South China Sea, with help from Russia,  Iranian proxy getting read in the Golan Heights to attack Israel .

 

Very, very, very, very scary.

Just to get ahead of Team Minitrue…..

I blame Trump and his divisive rhetoric!