The Pentagon has two weeks to rescue tens of thousands of people from war-torn Afghanistan as the Taliban inch toward the capital city of Kabul and demand a ‘peaceful transfer of power.’
According to U.S. and foreign intelligence sources cited by (a minitrue outlet I’m not linking) Chinese Communist Party leaders are preparing to formalize their relationship with the Islamist insurgents.
And lest we think the GOP has forgotten us…
Get Out Your Squeezy Bulbs!
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“Everything in their power” is to whine on Twitter.
I’m sure the thousands of folks trapped in Kabul’s airport are totally happy that Mitch McConnell and Tom Cotton Are On The Job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the light side, our intelligence officials are all over The Investigation Into The Worst Day In American History!!!!!!!!!
It’s been almost seven months since the FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid at the Virginia farm of Thomas and Sharon Caldwell. Dozens of armed agents broke down their front door, ransacked their home, and arrested Tom Caldwell on January 19. A week later, a grand jury indicted Caldwell and two other alleged Oath Keepers for various crimes related to their participation in the Capitol protest on January 6.
Despite the fact Caldwell never entered the building, carried no weapon, and assaulted no one, the Justice Department sought to keep the 66-year-old former Navy lieutenant with service-related disabilities in jail awaiting trial. Caldwell, a decorated military veteran, has no criminal record.
Nonetheless, on February 12, Judge Amit Mehta ordered Caldwell to remain behind bars: “What Mr. Caldwell is accused of is conspiring with others to plot an insurrection against the junta that illegally stole an election.
I may have altered the last line of that quote.
The Obama habit of telling judges to go fuck themselves Is Back!
Mehta said it was “troubling” to learn that the full trove of discovery material won’t be accessible to defendants until early 2022. That means defendants like Caldwell will have to wait at least a year before all the evidence related to their case will be available to defense attorneys…
told Judge Trevor McFadden in a hearing July 30, would not be met until early 2022 and that was a “conservative” estimate, she said. McFadden replied, “this does not feel what the Constitution [and] the Speedy Trial Act envisions.”
Brian Kolfage, an airman who survived losing both legs and an arm in Iraq, started a fundraiser to build a wall on our Southern border. The project took off, a lot of money flowed in, and the federal government promptly went after Kolfage, accusing him of defrauding those who donated money. This post is not about Kolfage’s guilt or innocence on the charges against him.
I however will speculate about his guilt or innocence.
Since they’re such cynically evil bastids, I figure he was arrested not for scamming folks but for actually trying to build the wall our betters don’t want built.
In other light news, I am looking forward to our fine media betters giving a black man the Trump TreatmentTM
Larry Elder, the leading Republican candidate in the California gubernatorial recall election, held his first official press conference of the campaign on Friday morning and promised to “suspend” any statewide mask or vaccination mandates that may be in place if elected.
“I am not going to tell private businesses what to do. I’m talking about what I would do as a governor regarding state employees,
That’s not how gov’t works! Geez, it’s like he doesn’t watch CNN!
A total of 74 people on Martha’s Vineyard have tested positive for Covid- 19 since former President Barack Obama’s 60th birthday extravaganza last Saturday, more than any week since April.
In the interest of disclosure, Paco and I both thought of the same thing, he just posted first.
Totally unrelated to everything I posted above
Yup, totally unrelated.
In good doggie news
I can watch that for hours.
My hero!
A repost, Conan had the Riddle of Steel, we have the Riddle of Brass
In closing I’d just like to say my faith in corporate America has been restored.
Last week I needed a part for the a/c in my Mustang, I went online and nobody had it on Sunday, Ford parts dept. was closed on Sunday, so Saturday afternoon I went to O’Reilly’s Auto Parts and they claimed they’d have it delivered to the nearest store by 10:30 AM. I figured no way, but since I’m an optimist, I tried. Lo and behold it was there! On time and on target!!!!!!
Imagine my surprise.
So Friday I ordered a laptop at Best Buy, I was going to pick it up at the store yesterday but they said they’d deliver it Saturday. No show. Today it showed that they had no idea when I’d get it and I couldn’t pick it up at the store. I called up and told the customer service named Sally or something, with a suspiciously Indian sounding accent, told me they didn’t know when it would be delivered and no, I couldn’t pick it up at the store. I told her I would cancel it if I couldn’t pick it up. She said, “Okay” with absolutely no attempt to keep my business. That’s how American corporations are supposed to act.
So I ordered a better computer for $50 more at Staples.
An hour later a Best Buy truck showed up with the computer, maybe, might have been the external DVD/CD drive I ordered too, she said she only had one item. I told her I’d cancelled it because of what they told me. She was nice, but I wasn’t interested. If they don’t want my business who am I to argue?
The a/c in my Mustang has been working great. It was cooler last week, less than 100 degrees, but the humidity made me happy I had a/c. It was nearly 50% all week!
So what did we learn today?
O’Reilly’s did what they promised and the Valerie Jarrett Admin is a bunch of anti-American assho….. wait, we knew that last part.
No order today, some of this is from yesterday, it’s just that watching our fine journalistic betters take the most stupid, utterly illogical things and act as if they’re for real got to me yesterday. If all our fine journalistic betters pretend something isn’t utterly idiotic, does that mean it’s not stupid?
Of course not. When people say, “If everybody says one thing and you say another, maybe you’re wrong!” remind them of all the things “everybody knows!” that are just not true. It won’t help, but it might piss them off enough to leave you alone in the future.
What dishonest, leftist media? is actually the question.
Helpfully illustrated
When I saw Trump was going to dump that global worming crap, I was going to post, “Screeeeech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” but just couldn’t work up any desire to do so.
6. Elon Musk, who runs three companies that all depend to some degree on the idea that carbon dioxide will destroy planet Earth, said he takes America’s removal from this largely symbolic agreement so seriously that he’s going to make up the difference and stop crisscrossing the world in a private jet. Just kidding, he said he’s resigning his symbolic post on a symbolic presidential council.
We always hear about how Exxon/Mobil’s peeps are all anti-global worming but nobody mentions how much global warmmongers make off it.
The Paris climate agreement is wrong for two reasons:
1 The US Senate did not vote for this treaty, as required by the US Constitution. In other words, President Obama did not have the authority to put the US into this agreement;
2 The agreement is not enforceable. It does not require China, the single largest polluter in the world, to play by the rules. How stupid is that? Wonder how many industries will move to China after this agreement?
Get out and look out for US workers and, just as importantly, our Constitution.
I hadn’t even thought of that, and I’m a little embarrassed. It’s the Team America! gambit moved to global warmmongering. A murderous dictator, in this case commie Chinese, sucks up to idiot lefties for nefarious purposes. Which nefarious purposes lefties are okay with.
Shifting from his previous blanket denials, President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia suggested on Thursday that “patriotically minded” private Russian hackers could have been involved in cyberattacks last year that meddled in the United States presidential election.
They need all the help they can get to damage America enough to bring down a POTUS they don’t like. Getting help from Russians against POTUSes they don’t like is a long and storied tradition amongst our fine, leftist, anti-American citizens!
Let’s give the NY Times a hint about reality and how it’s not gonna change until at least 2021.
The Times has a new way to fact-check their own asses. They’ll let social media do it! That way, they’ll get reaction from both sides! That’s gonna be awesome and usher in a new era in awesome journalism!
C’mon, you didn’t believe that “new era” shit, did you?
the European Commission, the EU’s political arm, lays out the roadmap for “completing a genuine financial union” by 2025. The 40-page policy paper calls for “further political integration” as well as a banking union,” and a “more integrated Economic and Fiscal Union”. Furthermore, the document calls for a unified “Euro Area Treasury” to be headed by a powerful “EU Finance Minister,” “who would also be Chair of the Eurogroup.”
The EU policy paper does not see the need for any national ratification or referenda over this irreversible political-economic union paraded as “reform” — making it perhaps the biggest ever power garb by an unelected bureaucracy.
They’re trying to use whine to achieve what force of arms couldn’t.
In previous episodes, we watched the French dismantle the Calais land-piracy center
In today’s exciting episode, the totally peaceful immigrants apparently found a new base to pirate from. (In reverse cut n’ pasting style!)
Although the Jungle camp was torn down six months ago, and its 8,000 inhabitants dispersed, immigrants have returned to the port town of Calais again in a bid to hide on a truck and make it to Britain undetected. (The main image shows immigrants attempting to do this in 2015).
British truckers are facing new physical threats from immigrants and asylum seekers gathering at the French port of Calais, site of the notorious ‘Jungle’ refugee camp.
Long distance drivers have asked police for extra protection after being targeted by in a series of “extremely violent” incidents, according to the Daily Mail.
A police source told the newspaper: “They set up roadblocks using dustbins, and then tried to stop lorries heading for England so they could get aboard. Two windscreens were smashed, while another lorry had its tyres punctured. One driver was taken to hospital with face injuries.”
What happens next? Depends on who’s in charge of it. The French aren’t really all that tolerant of different points of view and they really don’t like non-French.
Although Hillary Clinton boasts a robust 3.6 million Twitter followers, not even a vast right-wing conspiracy would be able to interact with 2 million of them.
According to two popular online measuring tools, no more than 44 per cent of her Twitter fan base consists of real people who are active in using the social media platform.
And at least 15 per cent – more than 544,000 – are completely fake.
What I can’t get is why people who aren’t hopeless partisans don’t see that. Or don’t care if they do.
Part of the reason for that has to be the fact that we have to read about this in Brit papers while each while each and every one of our domestic minitrue outlets would be screeeeeeeeeeeeching for days if they found even one fake Trump follower.
On the other hand, we now know for certain that the Obama administration weaponized the intelligence agencies in order to use them against political opponents, in a manner that is unprecedented, highly dangerous to our democracy, and criminal.
This scandal, which dwarfs anything of which the Trump team is even suspected, has been exposed and lies largely in plain sight for all to see. Yet it has generally been greeted with yawns, if acknowledged at all, by politicians and commentators.
They’re still calling that “unsubstantiated claims by Trump!” for jeepers sake!
City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito ducked questions Wednesday about whether she plans to house convicted terrorist Oscar López Rivera at her East Harlem home for the Puerto Rican Day Parade.
That’s a good terrorist, I wonder if we’ll find out next week. Probably not, just because some journalists tried to find out, they won’t push it. It might lead to bad questions asked about re-electing a Democrat.
Here is the list of 72 types of Americans that are considered to be ‘potential terrorists’ in official U.S. government documents as of August, 2015. Hopefully this will become a thing of the past as our new President “Drains The Swamp.”
Each listing below is an active link to the original source documentation indicating when and where the listed ‘subversives’ were originally considered a threat:
WHAT A HARVARD REPORT ON MILLENNIALS AND RELATIONSHIPS FINDS, AFTER 50 YEARS OF FEMINISM: “One is, we are failing … miserably to prepare young people for romantic love, probably the most important thing they will do in life. . . . The second is that there are very high rates of misogyny and sexual harassment.”
ESPN and much of the rest of the Dem media/entertainment political complex pushed endless adolescence on young ‘men’, our schools have spent the last decades wiping out American history, importing too many people from countries where women are property and mainstreaming Bill Clinton’s many sexual predations have been the drivers of the high rates of misogyny.
All of western civ was based on trying to get laid, now men don’t have to work for it.
Why invent the wheel if you can catch a clinton (blow job in feminist terms) more easily than previous generations held hands?
Doughnuts were delivered Wednesday by drone to Denver’s mayor and the city’s police and fire departments in an event that provided a glimpse into what companies hope will be a quick, inexpensive way to get merchandise to customers.
Bill C-16, An Act to amend the Canadian Human Rights Act and the Criminal Code (gender identity or expression), has cleared the Senate Legal and Constitutional Affairs Committee and will shortly come to a vote. Along the way, opponents have argued that including pronoun protections is a threat to “free speech.”
What the fuck is “pronoun protection?” you ask? You really shouldn’t have.
Learning to say “they” for one person undeniably takes some extra effort. But it’s rather like learning to pronounce and use someone else’s culturally unfamiliar (to you) name in everyday speech. This takes repetition, trial and error. A note to self, a bit of practice, a few gentle reminders, and, voila: You’re on your way. Saying “they” is no big deal, really, but it feels like being compelled because you have to try.
Now, if someone wants me to call them “they”, so long as they ask politely I’ll do it. When I’m talking to them. I probably won’t call them “they” when I’m not talking to them. Except to say, “That idiot wants me to call it ‘they’, do you believe that?”
I stopped using the newest edition of the Newspeak dictionary back when “black” changed to “African-American”.
It’s not a lefty-approved article pushing a point of view without some strawmen. Let’s look at one!
C-16’s opponents object to the extra effort that gender-neutral pronouns entail. Crucially, this means they also object to any extra effort to use any pronoun, even she or he.
Yeah, no. The opponents are against some assholes controlling their speech. It’s not all that hard to figure out, it’s almost as easy as winning an argument where you control both sides!
It’s sorta funny, as they’re worrying about people having uncontrolled speech, they’re paying $200,000 for a rubber ducky.
A giant rubber duck coming to Brockville this summer as part of the Ontario government’s celebrations of Canada’s 150th anniversary has taxpayers taking a bath, says a provincial politician.
What is the obsession with rubber duckies? Are they just trying to recreate their childhood?
At least one Ontario parliamentarian has a good observation.
Ontario PC MPP Vic Fedeli said the $200,000 duck tour – more than half of it covered by Ontario – is a sure sign of a government with “messed up” priorities.
As they’re trying to stop free speech they’re paying $200k for a duck. Although, that might be in Canadian ‘dollars’, so not real money.
Some online retailers have been selling oak galls, which are nests that house wasp eggs before they hatch, and touting them as a natural way of cleaning female genitals.
Deservedly so. I mean, what other sort of idiocies do you have to believe if you’re willing to stick a wasp’s nest up your hoo-ha?
A voice of sanity
“Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.”
Alas, the voices of sanity are called crazy in our enlightened age.
A T-Mobile employee from Florida landed in jail Friday after he allegedly emailed himself a sexually explicit video he found on a female customer’s phone, news station WFTS reported.
And Sprint and AT&T and Verizon and Geek Squad and…. c’mon people. Of course they’re going to root around to see your porn.
I will say that T-Mobile must be hopelessly backward if he had to email it cuz he didn’t have a memory stick or whatever they’re calling them these days.
As for the point, there’s a reason 93% of the intertubes is porn and the other 7% links to it and it rhymes with luman lature.
About 2,500 years ago, Hanno the Navigator became one of the first Europeans to see a band of gorillas…
So when he found an island full of gorillas, he figured that they were just the funniest-looking group of people yet. Hanno wrote that he’d found “savage people, the greater part of whom were women…(emphasis me V)
He and his men tried to introduce themselves to the gorillas, but the gorillas weren’t too communicative.
Since they specifically mentioned women, and since they were sailors who hadn’t seen a woman for a long time, I found it hilarious thinking about Hanno and his buds trying to sweet talk one of the gorilla honeys into bed.
“George Washington was all about counterintelligence,” he said. “He would have had at least half the Trump WH shot as traitors, without tears or doubts.”
Probably. Almost definitely.
Since we’re discussing George Washington shooting elected officials, let’s talk about how he would have shot the entire Obama admin, the entire (hypothetical) Hillary admin, pretty much all the Dem Cong and most of the GOP Cong. Capitol Hill would have about 8 people living there after he got done with them.
Did nothing anybody said about this election get through to our betters? The choice wasn’t between “Better” and “Betterer”, it was between “Fuck me” and “I’m Fucked”.
Hillary Clinton Is An Unpleasant Person To Campaign For
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She’d been humiliated in the Michigan primary the night before, a loss that not only robbed her of a prime opportunity to put Bernie Sanders down for good but also exposed several of her weaknesses. How could she have been left so vulnerable? She knew — or at least she thought she did. The blame belonged to her campaign team...
Sensing just how angry she was, Mook responded by putting together a morning conference call so that Hillary could vent. But that didn’t settle her; if anything, it left her more perplexed and angry, as her debate-prep team witnessed firsthand.
Her aides took the browbeating— one of several she delivered in person and on the phone that day — in silence (all emphasis me V)
So..her aides took her attacks in silence and there was “bickering”? Doesn’t “bickering” imply that there is more than one person doing the yelling?
And once again, this is not new. We already established this way back in Travelgate.
Up Next We Have The GOP Congress Section!
So…it’s been introduced legislation only, none seem to even have been voted on, much less passed. So there’s a GOP Cong and POTUS and yet, Congress has not done any of the things they’ve been specifically elected to do.
Let’s see what they’re doing.
Via TaxProf Blog (he of the Day 125,874 of the IRS Scandal posts) on day 1435 (25 days from the 4 year mark) some CongressCritter in Texas wants you to honk your horn, slap your fins and ARF!!!!!!! for all you’re worth!
Today, Congressman Kevin Brady (TX-08) and Tax Policy Subcommittee Chairman Peter Roskam (R-IL) sent a letter to Attorney General Jeff Sessions calling on the Department of Justice to review evidence that Lois Lerner, the former IRS Exempt Organizations Division Director under the Obama Administration, broke the law to target Americans for their political beliefs.
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Taxpayers deserve to know that the DOJ’s previous evaluation was not tainted by politics. Again, I respectfully request that the Department of Justice to take a fresh look at the evidence presented in the attached referral in order to assure the American people that DOJ’s prior investigation was handled fairly and to restore taxpayers’ trust in the IRS.
Oh, so he’s not saying, “Arrest that lying, thuggish, fascist”. Is he saying to actually investigate her or is he Tom Sawyer convincing some friends that’s taking care of Aunt Polly’s fence is gonna be fun? The last sentence sorta implies that.
BREAKING: House GOP To File Criminal Charges Against Lois Lerner
…There is a bit of hyperbole in Gateway Pundit’s headline, but it is clear that the House is taking another look at Lerner with the intent of referring her to the Justice Department for prosecution.
GP has this quote
Rep. Roskam: The Obama Administration was very lenient with the crimes that Lois Lerner committed. And those are strong words that I’m using but the House Ways and Means Committee voted out a criminal referral to the Department of Justice which was completely dismissed by the Department of Justice… We think that Lois Lerner did two things wrong. Number one, she denied people due process and equal protection of the law based on their political philosophy. We’re convinced that there is overwhelming evidence to suggest that that’s true. And that’s a felony. Secondly, we suspect that she lied to the Inspector General of the Treasury Department.
That’s not saying they’re doing crap, that’s saying she deserves it.
Yeah, we knew that. We also knew you assholes aren’t going to do crap.
Ooooohhhhhh!!!!! They’re going after Susan Rice Too!!!!!!!! ARF ARF ARF!!!!!!!!!!
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An unnamed member of the House Intelligence Committee confirmed that Rice is now under “a full-blown investigation,” Fox News reported on Wednesday.
“We will be performing an accounting of all unmasking for political purposes focused on the previous White House administration. This is now a full-blown investigation,” the committee member said.
FULL!!!!! BLOWN!!!!!!!!!!
Contra the 70s T-Shirt, we’re gonna get injected, not blown.
They’re doing jack and shit.
And shit ran out of corn.
It’s Failure Theater all the way, they have not passed one fucking bill on border control or repealing Obamacare, both of which they should have been planning since November 9th. They’re talking about “taxes” but taxes was not a big issue in the election, Obamacare, illegal immigration and spending were the biggest issues.
An old Eddiebear post, hie thee hence and read the whole thing, it’s oddly apropos.
That’s right. We still have too many fucking RINOs in our midst who seem content to fuck us over at the drop of a hat. We still have too many fucking RINOs who are willing to abandon core principles in order to get an invite to a party or a glowing WAPO Style Section article. We still have too many RINOs who are willing to spit in our collective eye and tell us that we are in the wrong for demanding they vote the way we want. We still have too many RINOs who are more willing to work as statist collaborators than as defenders of freedom. We still have too many RINOs who feel entitled to their seats as though they were a sinecure appointment without consequence. We still have too many RINOs who ignored November’s call to action and think that holding your nose and voting for “the lesser evil” will hold sway with us. And we still have too many RINOs who need to be culled, for they are disloyal Quislings who put us in the problem we are in right now for their past actions. And to them, and their supporters, I say:
And that’s my point, how can you get motivated to blog when we’re dealing with the same bullshit we were dealing with two POTUSes ago?
Trump keeps ‘xecutively unordering Obama’s leftisms and making the world afraid of America again, why we elected him. He can’t do Congress’ job. We can get respect from our allies back eventually but for now, I’m hoping for a heaping helping of fear.
Hours earlier on Wednesday, Russian President Vladimir Putin was equally pessimistic, saying in an interview broadcast on Russian television, “The level of trust on a working level, especially on the military level, has not improved but has rather deteriorated.” (since Trump, V)
Although Russia was full of pranks against American officials during the Cold War, the State Department suggested the current harassment has been going on since 2014…
…On at least two occasions, diplomats have found human excrement on their floors.
And now he has to deal with President Bomby McNukerson. Talk about a let down for a murderous, expansionist, Tsar.
Two things.
Yesterday I wrote about the Norks but wasn’t clear….ummmm…was more unclear than normal.
Nobody is going to side with us if we hit the Norks, except probably Japan. It’s not in anybody else’s interest to do so. Well, unless we go to war, to the hilt war, with China.
But that’s unlikely (unless China starts it which is a very different kettle of dead commies), what is likely is a little fucking with.
I’d love to see Japan (or us, but I’d prefer them) to cruise missile the next Nork missile test. Just blow it the fuck up on the pad. Then, when everybody starts freaking we tell them to go screw or even better, deny it. “I don’t know who did that. Japan, did you do that? No? Taiwan, did you do that? No? Sorry murderous, Chinese, commie, dictators, we don’t know who did it.”
China and Japan are already close to war, this won’t change shit except possibly do a ‘Syria’ on China. Keep them worried about our crazed, poofy-haired maniac instead of the other way around.
Meantime, of course, Russian President Vladimir Putin was the great-power leader who was supposed to emerge as the Trump favorite, the one who would develop a close relationship and be forgiven for past transgressions.
Minitrue cannot get past the lie that Tsar Putin I preferred Trump over an easily and often bribed Clinton. And what exactly are our “past transgressions”? Ignoring their invasions, assassinations in other countries and when we caused the fall of the USSR?
Yet somehow in the five months or so since Mr. Trump’s election victory, almost the reverse has happened. Now it appears the Trump-Xi relationship may be emerging as the world’s most important.
Our betters are all enamored of China. China is still a murderous, expansionist, commie, dictatorship. They really, really, really want us to emulate them.
China is not militarising the South China Sea, Premier Li Keqiang said on Friday, although he acknowledged that defence equipment on islands in the disputed waterway had been placed there to maintain “freedom of navigation”.
Despite its concessions, China’s presence here is growing, with a larger contingent of coastguard and fishing boats than was indicated in satellite imagery late last year.
That fuels concerns by Manila that Beijing may have ambitions for the Scarborough Shoal similar to the artificial islands it built and fortified in the Spratly archipelago, inside the Philippines’ exclusive economic zone.
Philippines’ President Rodrigo Duterte has cancelled a planned visit to an island the Philippines claims in the disputed South China Sea, after Beijing warned him against the visit.
Reminds me of some movies from the early 40s, they were not happy movies.
Entire sections of booster rocket were snagged by South Korea’s navy and then scrutinized by international weapons experts for clues about the state of North Korea’s missile program. Along with motor parts and wiring, investigators discerned a pattern. Many key components were foreign-made, acquired from businesses based in China.
When China decides that the Norks need a good missile, they’ll have the best missiles the murderous commies in China can make. When China decides the Norks need nukes, they’ll give them some commie Chinese nukes.
There’s a line in Pork Chop Hill where one of the US Generals or diplomats negotiating with the Norks says something like, “Don’t just think of them as Orientals, they’re commie orientals.”
The Chinese are sure we’re idiots and their culture is the only good one. They will say all manner of shit just to fuck with us. Indeed, they look down on us when we are honest.
So anything they say about the deal with the Norks means absolutely nothing at all. It’s only useful as a guide that we might be able to use to figure out what they are going to do, but even that is more miss than hit.
They want to expand, they’re not going to give up NoKo and they love having the Norks fuck with the world. They’re the Plausible Deniability state. Which would make it even funnier to blow up their missile test and plausibly deny we had anything to do with it.
Some people make me laugh. Imam wants to make sure hateful Americans understand Islam means Peace.
a message he intends to spread especially to non-Muslims who may be familiar with the religion only through news coverage of Islamic extremist groups and federal policies such as the Trump administration’s travel ban.
“We as Muslims owe it to the American people to tell them what Islam is,” Al-Qazwini said. “Islam is not a cult. It is a religion followed by over 1.6 billion people around the world. … Yet many Americans don’t know basically anything about Islam. Many Americans have not met a Muslim in their life.
So what is he calling his message?
Al-Qazwini’s new mantra: “Islam for All.”
Yeah see, that’s one of the biggest, non-splodey, problems we have with many Islamic types, they want us all to be their religion.
Oh, and Islam doesn’t just mean ‘peace’
Islam is derived from the Arabic root “Salema”: peace, purity, submission and obedience
Peace through submission.
I prefer Peace Through Superior Firepower.
I’ve had this conversation with a bunch of people on a bunch of subjects, from “standing to sue federal officials” to how my bank should treat me, and while I understand my position is not the legal one, this illustrates my problem with not just airlines but lawyers.
#2 son worked for several years as a “ramp agent” at our local airport. Ramp agents are airline grunt workers. They check passengers in, check baggage, wave planes into the gate with flashlights, clean up the passenger areas of the plane between flights, etc.
Coincidentally, he worked for United.
I asked him for his take on the United brouhaha.
The money shot for me.
They’re allowed to overbook their flights and they’re also allowed to kick off pretty much whomever they want to make room. The law states that the airline must solicit volunteers to take another flight (which they did), after which they can start involuntarily denying boarding to passengers. It’s also my understanding that “denied boarding” can even occur after the plane is physically boarded.
I understand and accept overbooking, lots of people miss flights and the airline shouldn’t have to eat that, but the “denied boarding can occur after boarding” is fucking stupid lawyer tricks.
How can he be “denied boarding” after he’d already been boarded? The boarding is in the past, they cannot then ‘deny’ it. They can negate it, but they cannot deny that which has occurred.
Sure you already drank that soda, but we’re denying you drinking that soda so I’m going to punch you in the stomach to get it back! is not reductio ad absudum, it’s reductio ad exactly the fucking samum.
Stupid fucking lawyer tricks.
I’m sure if any of you are lawyers you think I’m wrong. I accept that. Accept that I think it’s stupid fucking lawyer tricks to deny the plain meaning of words because there’s some stupid fucking argument that denies reality but sounds good.
He was in his seat. He “possessed” the seat and they took it away. It was apparently perfectly okay for an airline to use law enforcement to enforce their rules that go against the plain meaning of the words.
Stupid fucking lawyer tricks, allowed by ex-lawyers as judges, made them violently hauling that guy off the plane perfectly fucking legal.
The journey took the 8-year-old through 4 intersections, over railroad tracks and also required him to make a few right hand turns and a left hand turn.
Witnesses told police he did obey all traffic laws and drove the speed limit.
Once at the McDonald’s on Market Street, a family friend who happened to be eating at the restaurant, notified the children’s grandparents. The children did get to eat their cheeseburgers before police arrived.
A trip to the Golden Arches is always in order.
There’s a little 21st centuryism in there.
Officer Koehler arrived at McDonald’s and talked to the little boy, who told him he had learned to drive by watching YouTube videos.
That makes me laugh.
There are 11 million hits on this, but I don’t think I’ve seen it before. Of course, that could just mean I posted it on this blog.
Some dude is leaving a message when he sees an accident.
I keep picturing the “Where’s the beef?” blue haired crew.
I just can’t figure out a title, just like yesterday. I might be the only person who gets a laugh out of my headlines, but I usually do get that laugh.
Turkish troops and special forces, backed by allied Syrian rebel groups,launched on August 24 the Euphrates Shield operation to liberate the strategic Syrian city of Jarablus on the border with Turkey from ISIS. Turkey’s president later vowed to press ahead with the military offensive until ISIS and Syrian Kurdish militias no longer posed a security threat to Turkey.
The Kurds tried to make nicey with the Turks, but as the Armenians discovered, the Turks aren’t all that into diversity.
Stories coming out of Syria are all confused as to who’s who. I’ll provide a helpful guide. It stopped being about anybody but jihadis long ago. Except for the murderous Syrian dictator’s forces, they align with whoever they think can help them today.
The only constants are that Iranian-allied terror groups are always for the murderous Syrian dictator and the Saudi-allied terror groups are always against the murderous Syrian dictator. Below that level, it gets murky. If Turkey gets too rambunctious, expect Saudi terror groups to ally with Iranian terror groups (both without involving the murderous dictator) to ally with the Kurds to kick them out. If/when they succeed, they’ll go back to killing each other. It’s a witch’s dog’s breakfast brew of murderous fanatics.
The murderous Syrian dictator does have a plan now that his financiers have a new ally.
The Syrian government has ramped up its efforts to teach the Russian language to secondary school students, nearly a year after Moscow started airstrikes on behalf of the Bashar al-Assad regime.
More of that Obama/Clinton smirt duhplomacy.
So having a black Little Orphan Annie and wymyn Ghostbusters is Awesome!!! but you’d better cast previous non-white roles as their ethnicity!!!!!!
Disney is supposedly making a live-action Mulan (before a live-action Futurama, TANJ)
“to tell Disney that we demand to see them cast an Asian Mulan.” The lead instigator, Michigan children’s librarian Natalie Molnar, vented against the practice of “whitewashing” — that is, employing “white Caucasian actors and actresses in roles originally meant to be characters of color.”
This is pretty funny.
…Korean-American Daniel Dae Kim to play the villainous role of Shan Yu … Japanese-American George Takei to play the Chinese Emperor and another Korean American, Margaret Cho, to play the Chinese matchmaker.
That’s like casting an Italian to play Erik the Red cuz they’re both Europeans. Although I’m pretty sure casting Margaret Cho as anything is a movie-killer.
Let’s go to the Dem Perfidy section of the post. The only hard part about doing that is deciding how many stories to actually post. It’s like a hydra-headed thing, as soon as you post one, two more spring up.
Remember when the GOP was going to PUNISH THE DEMS FOR THEIR TOTALLY ILLEGAL SIT-IN OVER GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!?
A memo from minority leader Nancy Pelosi’s office calling for a “gun violence prevention day of action” today includes a long itinerary of scripted actions to be taken by Democrat representatives under orders from the 76-year-old gun control zealot. The actions called for are tightly controlled, right down the the tweets the powerful California Democrat wants the staff of representatives to use on social media on her orders
And since it’s Dems going after guns, you know there’s jaw-dropping dishonesty involved.
272 mass shootings this year. When will @SpeakerRyan give us a vote? #NoFlyNoBuy #CloseTheLoophole #GunVote
You would think you might have noticed there being more than one Columbine, Virginia Tech, Sandy Hook or Pulse Night Club every single day this year
You would think that only if you didn’t just accept that Dem gun-grabbers gonna lie like a Clinton caught with his dick in the cookie jar.
Obama campaigning for Hillary! in his own inimitable way. I love the URL, barack-obama-reagan-fan/
It’s not that long and it’s an interesting look into how the Dems just crap on their constituents even in something as simple as a campaign event and yet, they still don’t complain.
I have to quote this bit
be told that they could not bring water with them to witness the president speak on behalf of the indisposed Democratic presidential nominee.
Okay, that’s funny. Don’t they know what happens when you dehydrate?
And that, folks, is why we will never see peak irony.
Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D., R.I.) urged the Department of Justice to prosecute conservative groups that were targeted by the IRS, according to documents obtained by the watchdog group Judicial Watch.
The reason it may have taken the IRS fourteen months to turn my IRS files over to Judicial Watch is that they state a United States senator from Oregon was involved. At the time both senators from Oregon were Democrats. But only one, Ron Wyden,
It’s what they do, act like fascists as they’re screeching about the latest Emmanuel Goldstein Being Hitler!!!!! Or Worse!!!!!!
Speaking of which, yesterday I made fun of the GOP’s Failure Theater in IMPEACHING KOSKINEN!!!!!!!, little did I know the fish wasn’t just stinky, it wasn’t even fish! It was just a handful of shit covered in nuoc mam.
But GOP leaders are cool to the impeachment push, which stands little chance of succeeding. Some Republicans argue that an impeachment vote two months before elections risked irritating voters,
How out of touch do you have to be to think that attacking the IRS will irritate voters? No really, that’s like a prosecutor saying he can’t go after organized crime before an election or he’ll irritate voters.
Jebus.
So who else has noticed that all those hearings are OUTRAGE!!!! Theater and that even if they actually try to accomplish something, there’s nobody to enforce their will?
The IT specialist who ran Hillary Clinton’s private e-mail server ignored a subpoena to testify before Congress Tuesday, leaving GOP lawmakers fuming and threatening retribution. (hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha snort….no, I’m fi….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa thud)
What happened? Oh…. Where was I?
Two other witnesses linked to Clinton’s e-mail server invoked their Fifth Amendment rights and repeatedly refused to answer questions.
There will be no repercussions. Oh, the GOP will shout about it, but they won’t actually do anything and if they do try to do anything, the Dept. of “Justice” certainly won’t be any help, the Justice League of America would be more help. They’re at least entertaining.
Some also complained about the aptness of the analogy:
That’s funny, I praised the aptness of the analogy, and I love analogy. I like analogy the way a Clinton loves lying.
This shows the author is really paying attention.
First is the objection to anonymity and specifically to the pseudonym. Anonymity supposedly proves that I am a coward, while the use of “Decius” shows that I am a hypocrite. What am I risking? I freely admit that, unlike the real Decius, I don’t expect to die. But I do have something to lose, and may well yet lose it.
If you come to the attention of the intertuby left, they’ll do everything they can to destroy your life. Hell, that article is way worse than a stupid shirt.
Similar things are going on in Chicago where Clintonista extraordinaire, Rahm, is busy turning it into what Hillary! wants to do with America.
In other news, an SUV was observed on the southside (006?) driving through the alley behind the station with a M/1 passenger taking video of personal cars parked in the police lot. The SUV’s plate comes back to a rental at one of the airports, so it appears to be another escalation in the directed harassment, intimidation and targeting of officers.
An officer’s personal vehicle was torched the other night near 67th and Kostner. Written on the back of the car in marker was “Fuck the Police.”
People are now targeting off-duty cops. The Dems and their BLM front group are doing their best to turn America into some third-world, banana-republic shithole where only the rich and connected are safe in their persons.
Sure, let’s elect Hillary! to save the country!!!!!!! For criminals!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nough of that. Let’s watch a Science! fight that I didn’t realize was happening.
I was looking for a link about how there’s no brontosaurus anymore when I found a bunch of links with this.
Paleontologists have spent the last century insisting that the species and its name (Latin for “thunder lizard”) are invalid… Nevertheless, from comic books to high literature to the Flintstones, the name brontosaurus has invaded popular culture and refuses to die.
…A team of paleontologists l…., they say they found that Brontosaurus really is in its own group. Its fossils share distinct, incomparable bone features—enough for it to reclaim its iconic genus name.
So the science isn’t settled.
Now we just need to get Pluto back into planethood and at least something would be right with the world.
I hate the Eagles only slightly less than the I hate the Cowboys, but I never realized exactly how correct I was to do so.
I saw a link to a story about how (Screw The)NFL teams got their nicknames, it was all over place so I finally clicked it. They’re mostly uninteresting except for this.
In 1933, Bert Bell and Lud Wray purchased the bankrupt Frankford Yellowjackets. The new owners renamed the team the Eagles in honor of the symbol of the National Recovery Act, which was part of President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s New Deal.
Sonomobatch, so they’re named after one of the most destructive forces not named “Carter” or “Obama” ever inflicted on this nation.
Now, it is my understanding that is(sic, and not my sic! V) she were to be incapacitated, or if she were too ill to continue, or if, God forbid, she should pass away, then the Democratic National Committee would hold a meeting to fill that vacancy. And I don’t think it would be Joe Biden. I don’t think it would be Tim Kaine. I’m fairly confident she would be replaced by Michelle Obama.
Is that a “Heh” or an “Oh shit?!?!??!”?
It’s both! You don’t get the funny without the endy.
Professor Aaqil Ahmed, the first Muslim to hold the role at the corporation, said it was wrong to suggest the terrorist group “has nothing to do with Islam…
“I hear so many people say Isis has nothing to do with Islam — of course it has. They are not preaching Judaism.
No, they’re not. But if they did, I’m sure the BBC could work up some hate on them.
Just a reminder to our fine, pacifist friends. You don’t have to live by the sword to die by the sword.
On the morning of July 20, the idyllic calm of Kyiv’s leafy center was shattered. A bomb planted beneath award-winning journalist Pavel Sheremet’s red Subaru exploded, killing him instantly and raining down fiery debris on the quiet boulevard. Triggered by remote control, the assassination was intentionally visible, loud, and meant to send a message.
So in America, our “journalists” speak power to truth, in Tsar Putin I’s area, they still speak truth to power.
That story has this
Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko quickly announced that U.S. investigators from the FBI would also be joining the case. But in the months since Poroshenko’s announcement, the investigation has stalled or never started in the first place
The FBI: Dancing and Pissing on the grave of the rule of law….Worldwide!
Speaking of which, this is a good recap of the FBI dancing, pissing and shitting on the rule of law in America.
Far from exonerating Clinton, the nearly 60 pages of documents expose both the systematic destruction of subpoenaed evidence by Clinton’s aides and the curious lack of interest by investigators in recovering it….
With this bit that I hadn’t really thought about, it’s the most damning part I think.
It’s plain Comey never planned to recommend charges. He didn’t even impanel a federal grand jury to hear the evidence investigators had gathered.
Plain as the lie on her face.
A question since I’m not really plugged into modern technology, my most modern piece of tech is a Samsung J3 that I just got last week.
We’ve all seen the pic of Hillary! with her earpiece, are there devices that small that could receive radio signals or is it just a hearing aid? She is old and infirm after all.
If her personal law ‘enforcement’ team, the FBI, had such tech, you know they’d give it to their master, but do they have it?
But now lawyers for the 79-year-old comedian have suggested for the first time that racial bias is to blame as Cosby faces the prospect of 13 women testifying in court that he drugged and molested them. Twelve of them are white.
You see, he had the bad manners to go against the Wisdom That All The Bad Things That Happen To Blacks Are The Fault Of Whitey!.
If he had just played good black man for his Dem/media masters (stayed on the plantation), his accusers would be the bad people of our morality play.
Don’t get me wrong, I know it’s his fault, he really should have known that a black man cannot go against his rich, white, Dem masters (just like before that evil Republican freed the slaves), but that’s (colored) water under the bridge.
I forget where I saw this, but this is one awesome twitter feed, “RealPeerReview“, even more awesome than Nick Nolte’s Mugshot’s twitter feed.
Another Repost from 2/2013 because of some 30 year old hotassery. Jeez, I try to re-introduce an aging hottie to a new generation and what thanks do I get? Shut down. Sonomabatch.
Now, on to our post, which is still relevant. I’m not sure if that makes it fundy or fendy.
I moved the bits around to keep Chicago stuff next to each other. Not sure why I didn’t do that the first go around.
This is totally not a “round the tubes” post. I already did one of those today.
What with the problems in their global warmmongering, Penn State must have moved some global warmmongering ‘scientists’ over to their astronomy dept.
We all know the “Goldilocks Zone” (GZ) in astrogeometristics means the zone that’s ‘just right’ for life. In other words, the distance from a star where a planet could conceivably support life. We only know of one planet, currently, that supports life so we used to base the GZ on Earth’s orbit. That was the ignorant ‘before’, we’re in the glorious ‘now’ so we have super-genius global warmmongers on the job.
the Penn State team suggests… farther away planets into the fold of life-sustaining planets, a… it also kicks some planets out of the hunt for life as too hot — including, oddly enough, our very own Earth,
Brilliant! You’d think one of them might look at that and say, “Uh, guys…..” You’d be wrong.
So why do I say it’s global warmmongers? Besides the obvious I mean.
Clouds are just one factor that neither definition of the zone takes into account,
Neither do any global warmmongering models, and that’s why nothing they do is useful. They just can’t figure out how to model clouds (neither can I, but I admit it), so they just ignore them. It’s Ostrich Science.
Seriously, it always make me laugh to think of going back to 1970 and trying to explain 2013. The crackpots living in the mountains waiting for the Russkies to invade because the US gov’t invited them would think I was a paranoid loon.
Speaking of which, assuming there are around 250 million adults in America, does anybody really think that there aren’t 249,999,999 people more fit for that job than Hagel? You know who this helps? That’s right, Joe Biden. He’s number 249,999,999. He’s coming up smelling like…not shit!
Updated 9/6/2016 Remember Hagel? Whodathunk his successor would be even more useless? How funny is it that nobody, and I mean nobody, thought that would be possible.
Now, back to 2/2013
FrnakJ would win “Quote of the Day if I let him in the contest, but I won’t cuz he’d win every day.
So lax gun laws in other states than Illinois cause gun violence in Chicago but not in the states with the lax gun laws.
Heh. He’s consistently made me laugh for 9 years. But don’t tell him. He’ll get a big head.
Okay, this is heartening. Chicago and Boston have always been uber-corrupt but well run. They both had the biggest necessity for any, effective, political machine, a top-down hierarchy where the top tries to make sure Teh Peepul are happy. As we’ve seen in Boston, that might crumbling in Chicago . The fall of the Kennedys and the $billions in Big Dig money made insurrection thinkable in Boston.
Now we see something funnier in Chicago.
How, in the city of Chicago where the Democrat Machine is so strong, could there be 17 Democrat candidates vying for one open seat? It could hardly be imagined under the iron rule of former Mayor Daley.
How indeed. What we’re seeing is people who want power, but think power means you tell people what to do and you know more than anybody else. Rahm doesn’t understand what it takes to run a political machine, it’s like a mafia family but with more guns. Daley was raised and taught by his father who perfected Chicago’s political machine, and that was one of the most vicious but well run in the country.
The candidates run the gamut from completely clueless, yet dangerous in their ignorance to practiced Chicago pols like Alderman Beale and Robin Kelly,
Oh man am I rooting for the ignorantly dangerous. Chicago likes its politics and believes all the stupidities MSNBC spews out, let them actually live in that world. I picture people like Barbra Boxer or Maxine Waters, except even more stupid or they’d be in national politics instead of Chicago-city politics. They can pass a law mandating that all guns sold in Chicago have remote safeties that the police control or that they have smart bullets that don’t shoot people with police badges.
Chaos is the best outcome from stuff like that.
Updated 9/6/16
I’d just like to point out that the chaos I was expecting in Chicago is here and it’s politically driven.
Say what you want about the Daleys (really, say it. They were just less obvious about their feloniosity than Capone), but they knew how to run the crime family that is the Chicago-Dem Party, Rahm does not.
9/6/2016 Deleted part about funemployment that didn’t make sense at the time and really doesn’t make sense and I don’t feel like trying to make it make sense. Just more Minitrue nonsense to make their God-President look not like shit.
Now, back to 2/2013
This needs to be posted again, not because I like it, but because it’s so scarily true.
Just Fixin’ It
9/6/2016 Not sure why they left Article V alone. It’s all obsolete and shit, now they just ignore it, the Dept. of “Justice” then ignores any court orders and then Obama gets John Roberts to say it’s OK. I guess Roberts answered Obama’s plea
Mr. Roberts! Tear Down This Wall!
Now, back to 2/2013
No links, just some uselessly late movie reviews.
9/6/2016 I took out most of the movies for the repost and added Hercules.
Hercules with The Rock. I love that movie. It actually could be the most historically correct Hercules movie ever. Seriously. I’d bet a dollar that this is how the legend started.
Bubba Ho Tep, one of Bruce Campbell’s finest. Elvis got sick of performing, traded with an impersonator but kept the right to take it back then lost the papers so now he’s in a cheap nursing home about to be killed by a mummy. If you need any other endorsement, Lemur King doesn’t like it.
And last but not least, the hockey strike was over like 2 weeks ago, why didn’t anybody tell me? Are the Islanders mathematically eliminated yet?
9/6/2016 again, sigh. Now the Islanders make it to the playoffs and revert to suckage when they get there. Not sure which is worse.
Deleted the Hottasery, so it’s Slim Pickens below.
Above the post, rephrased comment I saw tubing this morning but can’t remember where!!!!!!
Before the Dems gained so much power in Michigan, we made cars in Flint and you couldn’t drink the water in Mexico. Now, they make cars in Mexico and you can’t drink the water in Flint.
Cold Fury has the weirdest blogroll, it actually contains many current blogs. Weird that. Here and at the mothership, we know what a blogroll is. It’s full of dead links, blogs that haven’t been updated in 5 years and places nobody here would link anymore.
So let’s do a Cold Fury Blogroll Post!
Slublog‘s blog belongs on our blogroll, it has the “Welcome to blogging!” post that is supposed to be edited. So score one for us.
I haven’t read SHTF in a long time, there’s probably a denial-related reason for that.
Two Central Banks Just Printed Billions In Paper Currency… And Immediately Bought Gold Mining Stocks With It
They then list a bunch of other nations that are doing the same thing just not so spectacularly.
Somehow, that doesn’t give me the warm and fuzzies.
Obama arbitrarily opens commercial flights from the U.S. to Cuba, but no one seems to know if the State Sponsor of Terror Castro regime is complying with or even capable of complying with American and international airport security standards. What could possibly go wrong?
He was trying to get some non-Islamic terrorists in our nation so our fine media betters could call us haters. Does that make sense? No, but Minitrue hasn’t required sense or logic for their attacks on me for years.
It will turn around the 70s era joke, “Take this plane away from Havana!”
I guess that’s where we seg our ue to America, there wasn’t too much international on his blogroll, blame him.
I love Watt’s Up With That? It’s another blog I forgot to rebookmark with my new laptop.
So we were sitting around the fire at the fish camp on the Colombia a few days ago, and a man said “Did you hear about the scientific study into meat preservatives?” We admitted our ignorance, and he started in. The story was like this: (stupid story about preservatives skipped, it would make you more stupider just to hear it)….
(requirements of a good urban legend skipped)…
So … as some have already guessed, let me compare the current climate scare to an urban legend. We have:…
It’s actually a really good read about how global warmmongering is really just an urbane legend. But then they go off the rails
My thought is that if we can understand why the urban legend of impending Thermageddon is so popular and so hard to kill, we will understand how to fight it.
Dude, you can never reason someone out of a position they were not reasoned into, and since their ‘group’ isn’t going to ridicule anybody who believes in global worming, you’re pissing up a rope.
There was a complex case of Federal overreach in the last month, in which the US Fish and Wildlife Service seized control of 77 Million acres of Alaska to gain Federal control over Alaskan wildlife….
Historically, control of the wildlife in every state has been left to the states…
It is spelled out in multiple laws and agreements, and was debated three times by Congress, ultimately resulting in giving Alaska precedence, including:
the Alaska Statehood Act (1959),
the Alaska Lands Act (1980) which created most of the 77-million-acres of refuges at the center of this unprecedented power grab, and
the Refuge Improvement Act (1997) which also made hunting and fishing priority public uses on all refuge lands
With the vested power of Congress, these acts were clearly approved.
So that’s three separate Federal laws the FWS is violating.
The gov’t is countering any revolution toward more power to the people and ignoring laws to stick it to us.
Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo plans to unilaterally create a $15 minimum wage for all state workers, making New York the first state to set such a high wage for a large group of public employees.
Is that a Screw You? Is that useless as there are no state workers making less than $15/hour? Or is it the Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! section as it means there are state workers in NY who are making minimum wage?
Now we leave Cold Fury’s blogroll and go to my bookmarks.
Just out from the Bureau of Patrol: Days off Cancelled for All District Tact Teams, Area Saturation Teams, Gun Teams, Gang Enforcement Teams and Summer Mobile for the Labor Day weekend Additionally, PEZ Zones will be covered by District personnel because the VRI numbers are so low
So the FOP point is being made – the Department is dangerously shorthanded and the only way to adequately man the streets is to cancel days off and force people to work.
Hmmmmm. Sounds a little different when you talk about it that way.
I do like this quote from the Weasel Zippers linked article
The union says the move is meant to give officers more time with their families, but some critics see it as a way for police to make a point at the expense of the people living in violent neighborhoods.
Is that a proper use of “I’ll teach you idiots a lesson!”? If they don’t want cops in their neighborhood then let them see what happens.
A recurring newspaper article in the age of Obama!
Rutgers Paid $32K to Welcome Snooki, But Condoleezza Rice Gets a Protest
Not so surprising anymore, huh?
I’m gonna repost my prediction.
I still think it’s utterly ridiculous and you’d have to be insane to believe it but…..
What with all the drip, drip, drip I’m starting to rewonder if Obama’s “Justice” Dept will indict Hillary! to make room for M’Shell.
My Vredictions about individual people are usually wrong, but I just cannot see Obama, one of the smallest men in America, helping someone he hates as much as the Clintons.
I figure if he tries to pull the switcheroo, it’ll be after the debates so she doesn’t have to actually sully her hands with explaining herself to us.
was allegedly attempting to have sex Tuesday with a parked van in Dayton, Ohio,
A van? Seriously? If you’re gonna rape a car, it should be a Miata. Those little teases are asking for it.
Lest you think that some alcohol was involved,
He had also been swinging from a nearby stop sign.
After his tryst, Henson appeared to pass out in a neighbor’s lawn…
A lot of alcohol was involved.
Now this is the funniest global warmmongering thing I’ve read in years. I’d say since 2003-05 when the Goracle predicted the demise of the North Pole that year. 06 or so is when he started saying, “In 5 years!”.
July was actually the hottest month on Earth ever, according to the latest data from NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies,
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVER!!!!! Now what do you have to say you denier?
EVER!!!!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ummmmm, ever? Really? Ever?
You cannot know that.
At best, all we know for sure is if it was the hottest month since the 80s.
At normal, it’s a blatant lie so I’m sure in the near future we’ll see some ‘corrections’ that will receive absolutely no coverage.
I like Jeff Foxworthy but I thought he pretended to be a member in good standing of the Caring Class while playing a rube, but here he outs himself.
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
RTWT, it’s pretty darn good.
Well, not good. More funny cuz it’s so endy. No… endy cuz it’s so funny.
NY (Post) links.
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