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A few I  NY (Post) links.

I don’t love this story though.

A courageous 6-year-old boy who fought off a man who tried to rape his mother was stabbed to death by the fiend

He was going to rape mom, outside, in broad daylight as she was walking her kids to school.

Absolutely horrible. I don’t know what they’re going to do to this guy, but since it probably won’t involve starving coyotes it won’t be enough.

 

A coupla palate washers.

First, I deplore this, I mean, it’s just terrible.

was allegedly attempting to have sex Tuesday with a parked van in Dayton, Ohio,

 

A van? Seriously? If you’re gonna rape a car, it should be a Miata. Those little teases are asking for it.

Lest you think that some alcohol was involved,

He had also been swinging from a nearby stop sign.

After his tryst, Henson appeared to pass out in a neighbor’s lawn…

A lot of alcohol was involved.

 

Now this is the funniest global warmmongering thing I’ve read in years. I’d say since 2003-05 when the Goracle predicted the demise of the North Pole that year. 06 or so is when he started saying, “In 5 years!”.

July was actually the hottest month on Earth ever, according to the latest data from NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies,

 

EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVER!!!!! Now what do you have to say you denier?

 

EVER!!!!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ummmmm, ever? Really? Ever?

You cannot know that.

At best, all we know for sure is if it was the hottest month since the 80s.

At normal, it’s a blatant lie so I’m sure in the near future we’ll see some ‘corrections’ that will receive absolutely no coverage.

 

Ruh Roh

Posted: July 9, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Moron of the Day

I like Jeff Foxworthy but I thought he pretended to be a member in good standing of the Caring Class while playing a rube, but here he outs himself.

  • If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
  • If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
  • If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
  • If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
  • If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
  • If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

RTWT, it’s pretty darn good.

Well, not good. More funny cuz it’s so endy. No… endy cuz it’s so funny.

No, funny and endy.

I just hope he hasn’t screwed up his career.

Via Doug Ross’ Larwyn’s Linx.

Another day, another minitrue outlet obfuscating the issue.

Fortunately for Hillary — but not the Democrats — heedless incompetence is not a federal crime.

Yeah, see as Comey said, it is a crime.

They have to keep history straight

Back in the days of Whitewater and witch-hunting independent prosecutor Kenneth Starr

Yeah, and he kept finding witches.

If this were a normal election, the Democrats would deserve to take their lumps for sticking with …, the Clinton tradition of entitlement might rightly become an overarching issue

But it’s not a normal election, it’s the election where they need to get Hillary! elected.

They just can’t help it. Even in an article supposedly bashing Hillary!, it’s a call to arms for her.

 

There’s an ironclad law that if she’s hot, a woman who has sex with underage kids will not go to jail.

A Georgia mom avoided jail time after she allegedly had sex with a teenager at a booze- and drug-fueled party that included a few games of naked Twister….

started playing naked Twister in the living room with a group of the teens before she left the game to have sex with an 18-year-old in the bathroom.

The sordid tale wasn’t done there, however, because after the tryst in the bathroom, Lehnardt was apparently still “horny,” so she brought out her sex toys and began to pleasure herself in front of the gathered teenagers…

The group then got naked and got into Lehnardt’s hot tub and continued to party.

 

Hot. I bet a dollar the judge and prosecutor were beating off while listening to the testimony.

This part does leave us with a question.

she fell asleep but was awakened to find her daughter’s well-endowed 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her.

Did two rapes occur? The woman having sex with a kid and the kid having sex with a passed out woman. I wish they had prosecuted both. That would have been funny.

 

Speaking of rapes, who coulda seen this coming?

Police in Sweden are investigating five reported rapes and nearly forty instances of groping at two music festivals over the weekend.

“Foreign young men“ were blamed…

 

So who coulda seen it coming? Anybody paying attention.

This should end well.

…Sweden. Because the government decided to offer residence permits to every Syrian who requests one, it’s estimated that by the end of 2014 another 80,000 will have come.

Well, not so much end well as make Denmark and Finland laugh their asses off.

 

You know Denmark and Finland are laughing their asses off.

 

In regard to yesterday, the fix was in.

Here’s just one but it appears EVERYONE knew that though Hillary committed crimes way worse than those of David Petraeus, she would be cleared.

The media was so confident they wrote the stories ahead of time and posted them as soon as the announcement was made,

 

Huh, funny that. A few years ago I would have said that was just paranoia, now? Spot on.

 

 

8 years ago, when Hillary was going against our soon-to-be God-President, we were presented images like this

 

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned!

and this

She'll Eat Your Soul

She’ll Eat Your Soul

Now, of course, she’s going against the Next Hitler, so we see stuff like this.

Golden Cow

 

Click the link, there are two vids that I can’t embed and they’re not on Youtube. They really should read the Bible. More, specifically, Exodus on the subject of Golden Cows.

 

This election is going to be……

I still can’t get the right adjective for what I expect, but I don’t think any incidental funny will outweigh all the vicious, violent, frustratingly-dishonest endy.

 

I drove to NY this week, there has to be an ocean in the way for me to deal with the assholes at the TSA.

I was going to visit a friend on the way but when I called he said he was going to NY as well so I picked him up instead. He was going to take the train but now he’s just taking it back home.

On the drive from IL to NY I discovered he was his southern IL county’s Dem treasurer, had run for office as a Dem and an ardent Hillary! supporter.

He started harping on the problems of GOP disunity when I asked him about the problems of the Dems. He was much less animated about that subject. He was pretty mad at Bernie’s peeps because he thought they’d be unfaithful to Hillary!. They gave county Dem money to help Hillary! get elected but they only did stuff like bring some crappy food for Bernie’s campaigns and demanded that they be allowed to speak, which speak involved telling them that everybody loved Bernie but they really needed to get behind the Golden Cow when the general election happened. He said the speaker was booed regularly when they tried that gambit.

The conversation was pleasant and not angry or anything as I didn’t feel like arguing stupidities for 18 hours, but I thought it occasionally pretty funny.

At one point I said that if Hillary wasn’t indicted the rule of law was absolutely dead in America. He nodded knowingly and agreed that if Hillary was indicted the rule of law was dead. He was very surprised when I explained I had said the opposite of what he had heard. Shocked even.

My personal favorite moment was when he brought up corrupt Chicago pols, I said, “Chicago is known for pizza, corrupt politicians and gangsters.” He laughingly agreed.

I said, “You know, Obama is not a pizza.”

I thought I had a flat tire the THUD was so loud.

I never would have forgiven myself if I had not taken that straight line and knocked it over the fence for the game-winning field goal. 2 points!

For A Certain Aggie

Posted: December 6, 2015 by veeshir in Catholicism, Moron of the Day, Win!

Via the Lonely Libertarian,

cool-calendar-advent-wine-december

Above the post observational update!!!!!!

First, why is everybody talking about the Sony deal as a cyberterrorists when they threatened to kill Americans who went to theaters showing this?

I mean, it was bad when they went after Sony folks cyberterroristically, but then they changed to Hezbollah/IRA terrorism of just killing people. That’s not cyber, that’s terrorism.

Second, did I just see Charles Krauthammer say we needed to give the gov’t vast, sweeping powers and trust them and then, even crazier, Mara Liasson disputed that? Yes, yes I did. And so did you if you were watching the 6:30 panel (4:30 MT time).

I thought the Judge was going to blow his stack but he was far more calm than Charles’ statement deserved.

/update

Okay, that’s funny.

…caught her husband and twin cheating on her and followed them to a shopping centre using a mobile phone tracker.

She went to find husband Cheng, 30, who was completely naked in a car along with her sister.

Wait for it…..wait for it…..

they both jumped out of the car with not a thread of clothing.

But Ting saw her opportunity, jumped into the car and drove off

 

Via the only ‘stan that’s not actively trying to kill us, SondraKi.

Now, some funny endineness from Liberal Logic 101

This one is infuriatingly endy but kinda funny, in a horrific way.

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That’s all about teh fucked up. Cuz it’s true.

Next, we have the next one.

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Bingo, bango, bongo.

Although to be fair, lunatics don’t even have to get near a tea party event to be connected to the Tea Party (like that crazy loon who killed the conservative judge and shot the lefty gun-grabber in AZ).

Last, but not least in its endy funniness, is something that people as little as 30 years ago would think you were a loon for saying it would happen.

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All three utterly unfunny because they’re true.

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Below the fold, via one of the greatest web pages in the universe, Giphy, a wonderful gif.

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Where’s Moron Pundit

Posted: August 7, 2014 by veeshir in Moron of the Day, Obama's Fault, Win!

Obviously vacationing in Russia.

 

Video, happy birthday facecock laser show.

I’m not really happy Obama has ensmallened POTUS’ stature around the world, so that’s only funny in an endy way.

Oh, and I figured out why CNN is pushing the “Save the Yezidis!!!”

Apparently we’ve either already begun or are about to begin.  (warning, unsafe, Minitrue NY Times link) Iraq is starting and we’re supposedly going to get involved. Humanitarian, food and water, airdrops have already begun. So they weren’t pushing Obama, whichever political assholes is  in charge of dealing with Iraq probably told CNN to start this so he could look STRONG!!!!!

Vid Via Gateway Pundit