Posts Tagged ‘guns!’

Given my background in history and political science, I have a fascination with North Korea and its wacky Communist/Cult government, and Vice does some of the best/most interesting reporting on North Korea.  The Caller has an interview with Shane Smith of Vice regarding his visit to these camps.  Absolutely read the article, then watch the videos.

And can I just say this about the DC’s commenters?  Seriously?  You fucking mouthbreathers are whining about the fact that there are a few f-bombs being dropped by Smith and quoted by DC?  Grow the fuck up, this Vice guy brings us absolutely brilliant original reporting, I, someone absolutely fascinated by North Korea (given my history and political science background) had no fucking clue about these Siberian labor camps, and you’re bitching because he drops a few f-bombs and used phrases like drunk-y and murder-y to describe his various run-ins with violent drunken Russian hoodlums?  On top of the original reporting on yet more human rights violations that are routine with this absolutely sick, bizarre regime…and you’re bitching about a journalist using the word fuck in said reporting?  Get over your fucking selves you goddamned immature puritans.

I’m totally humming No Motherland Without You right now.

Also, here’s one for the Paultards,

Take a hint, guys. Also,

I’d totally watch this every morning,

Fucking retards…may I suggest tying them to posts near a fire ant nest and dousing them in Faygo, or strapping them to a steel plate from a scrapped oil tanker and using a scrap iron mover to show how fucking magnets work?

 

*yes, I know there aren’t any fire ants in NH, see if some southern state’ll take a transfer.

Dude…

Posted: June 2, 2011 by doubleplusundead in Parent of the Day
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Sometimes there really is no better way to comment on something you see other than an Allahesque dude

Seriously? Rahtard, you play less than 100 miles away from Shanksville and you spout fucking Truther bullshit? Grow the fuck up, you ignorant little bitch. And yes stupid, we we did hear bin Laden speak, everyone but window-licking fucktards like you fucking heard.  Guess what, numbnuts?  We motherfucking answered back by having Navy SEALs shoot bin Laden in his stupid fucking face.

And for the record I couldn’t give a flying fuck what God thinks about me celebrating bin Laden’s death, if God didn’t want me celebrating bin Laden getting shot in his stupid fucking face, he had all the opportunities in the world to do something with bin Laden to stop 9/11 from happening…kinda like Clinton (turnabout on your political hackery over the past two days is fair play, libtards…fucking deal with it).

Maybe I’m being unfair, after all, this is shit Rahtard posted on Twitter, his messages may have been mistranslated from the original crayon and paper…

…or not, do America a favor Rahtard, find a straw and a pig carcass, and start sucking till there’s no shit left, then choke yourself.

Makes sense, given that Browning was from Utah, but honestly, there are a lot of other good choices they could have gone with, Browning had a lot of great designs, the most obvious being the 1894 Winchester, the Superposed would have been a classy understated choice, I also think the Remington Model 24 and Colt Woodsman would have been a very nice pairing for state pistol and rifle.  But I’m not a Utahn, so it ain’t my decision.  Arizona is looking to declare the Single Action Army their official state firearm.  I hope PA follows suit, I think it’s pretty obvious what our state firearm should be,


Pennsylvania Long Rifle, fuck yeah!

This fucking douchemallet,

All I have to say is,

Mario Bros., GTA style

Posted: January 26, 2011 by doubleplusundead in Win!
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This is fucking awesome, seriously, if they made this a real game, I’d totally friggin’ get it,

I love the Leon reference from Bowser.

That’s what they’re saying, I’m inclined to think there’s been a modest increase, based on my current enslavement stint in retail hell, the top line is positive certainly, but the retailers top line has pretty limited meaning, bottom line is what counts, but I do think you’ll see a modest increase in the bottom line.  I would agree with Ed’s conclusion that higher end electronics were pretty flat, that was certainly my experience this year, and competition is fierce on electronics, especially on Christmas.  One thing to keep in mind is that big ticket electronics are never moneymakers, and if things are rough, often retailers will take a hit on the big ticket item, it’s the consumables or accessories that are the moneymakers, this is why retailers have salesmen on the floor trying to sell you accessories and warranties and home setups for your big-screen and home entertainment system and all this sort of thing, because those are the moneymakers.  If electronics sales are flat, it’s because everyone had to cut down to the bone on big ticket shit, and the backend moneymakers that went with it were mediocre.  Most of you morons probably already knew all that, but you’d be amazed how many people have not a fucking clue.

Of course the worst are the smarmy little fucks and resellers that do know this and buy their big ticket shit with nothing else, all with a shit-eating grin on their mug the entire time.  Resellers you can fuck with right back though real easy, just stick a few “sold only at (retailer name here) stores” stickers on the item, they’re usually a royal pain in the ass to get off the box without ripping it to shreds, which of course looks bad when you’re trying to resell said item.  Also, if you have packing tape with your company logo, run that along one or two edges for good measure, regular customers don’t care if there’s a sticker or tape on it, it drives resellers fucking crazy, it’s a blast to see them turn red with rage.  Mwahahahaa.

The other guys you can fuck over with silence, a decent customer is likely to find out what genuinely good deals are available, a really good customer might find out that there are coupons available to salesmen in the office to take the edge off all the stuff a customer is buying, or that yeah, it’s $20 cheaper over at the competitors, but we do price match.  Don’t be the douchemallet that gets fucked by omission, I’ve watched more sales walk out that could have been tens, even hundreds cheaper because the guy felt it necessary to talk down to the lowly retail monkeys, or just be a dick in general than I care to admit.

Any excuse to post clips from Are You Being Served?, in this case, Mr Humphries being his fabulously gay self,

I got nothing.