Religious Enclave

Posted: May 25, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

This is hilarious.

The world’s first vegan mini-mall in Portland, Oregon.

Okay, that’s just sorta funny, but if you actually clicked links and read stories, you would see the bit about the vegan tattoo parlor.

Wilson told the Times that when he opened the shop a decade ago, there weren’t too many people looking for a vegan tattoo parlor. Now, he often finds himself tattooing pieces that showcase a client’s dedication to the lifestyle.

Heh. Heh I say.

 

High Praise! to Harvey for finding this.

Hard time, I hope.

But probably not, the DOJ is going to add fuel to the fire….investigate Cleveland police while not investigating Baltimore rioters.

A Scourge

Posted: May 23, 2015 by veeshir in Nanny State, PEBKAC

On our nation, the no-knock raid.

If you cannot write on the warrant that the suspect is “better off dead”, then you should not be able to do it.

Period.

In today’s exciting episode, the police in Habersham County, Georgia were tactical operators operating tactically against

A 19-month-old boy critically injured when a police device was tossed into his bed

Not in the house? The guy they were after.

Also in the room, sisters, ages 3, 5, and 7.

Why were they home-invading?

Hours after a confidential informant said he bought methamphetamine

 

The war on (some) drugs strikes again! No matter how many drugs you make illegal, people will figure out new says to get high. It’s funny, when I was younger everybody knew that Prohibition was a failure, so what to do? Prohibit different intoxicants!!!!!!

They say they used military tactics in a decidedly posse incomitatus manner because

Terrell said that during a prior arrest on drug charges, investigators discovered Thometheva had weapons, including an AK-47.

Wait, he was arrested before and didn’t open fire? So why the fuck did you use military tactics this time?

I know, because you have all that tactical operations gear and hey, gotta flashbang somebody.

Motherfuckers.

So how do the stormtroopers feel?

Darby said all officers are upset about the incident.

Awww, poor stormtroopers are all upset and shit about it.

I’m sure the baby feels the same way.

Bou Bou is now in a medically induced coma

Oh, maybe not.

What’s a cop who just put a toddler in intensive care to say?

The sheriff’s department called the incident a “terrible accident” but said the unit followed raid protocol.

Yeah, fuck you. You’d think they might rethink their “protocol”. You’d be wrong.

Since we’re in this end of civilization, you know there’s insult to add to the injury.

The family doesn’t have insurance. A family friend has set up a fund to help pay for Bou Bou’s medical treatment.

Wait, they have to pay for the medical care after these asshole tactical operators operated tactically at the wrong house and threw a grenade a baby?

Fuck.

 

I’ll end on an unrelated, you think I’,m an idiot, way.

The National Security Agency has begun winding down its collection and storage of American phone records after the Senate failed to agree on a path forward to change or extend the once-secret program ahead of its expiration at the end of the month.

Yeah, and if you believe that I have a bridge for sale.

Buseys

Drudge tweets

 

Check out the Paulbots, like this one

               

 

 

For "Ron" Read "Rand"

For “Ron” Read “Rand”

 

If 2016 is going to be as funny as 2008 that’s a good start.

Friday Funnies

Posted: May 22, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Teh Funneh

Not into the endy today, so how about just some funny?

First up, a Hillaryous poser.

hillary!potus or prison

You make the call!

Some funny that’s utterly unsurprising.

 FBI agents can’t point to any major terrorism cases they’ve cracked thanks to the key snooping powers in the Patriot Act,

PETA is upset about people abusing sheep in Australia. No, orally aurally not anally.

The basis for the concerns was the rights of the animals, that they might have been harassed by viewing things they shouldn’t have seen or verbal abuse by people using bad language,”

Images of ovine rape and sexual innuendo? No!

The allegation was that bad language was used by an employee on the property in front of the sheep, and that they could have been offended by the use of bad language.”

Bwahahahhaa.

A conundrum

“I’m not sure all animals can understand different dialects,” she said.

The best response? Glad you asked.

I can’t find it, but Tim Blair quotes

For Ken Turner, who operates Boorungie Station, the obvious answer to the quandary was to ask the sheep themselves to corroborate the evidence.

The shear terror of the event has the lambs silent though.

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Yeah, I know, they’re both sorta endy, how often do I have to tell you , you don’t get the funny without the endy?

Well, except for these.

GStar GTrek garden gnomes!

Guy/crewman #6

Guy/crewman #6

I really need a garden.

Men and women are different.

fear

Got the Gnomes from GDavid Thompson, who also has a link to a calculator museum.

Not a very good museum though, not enough HPs and too many of the inferior TIs.

Are doomed to see a lot of dead Jews.

I think Santa Anna said that.

She’s Santa Claus’ third cousin, once removed.

 

Obama also rejected the notion that anti-Semitism at the highest levels of Iran’s leadership proves their government is irrational.

Yeah, cuz the anti-Semitism at the highest levels of the Dem leadership doesn’t mean they’re irrational, right Mr President?

 

“The fact that you are anti-Semitic, or racist, doesn’t preclude you from being interested in survival,”

How profound trite and idiotic, which is as close to profound as Obama gets.

It doesn’t preclude you from being rational about the need to keep your economy afloat; it doesn’t preclude you from making strategic decisions about how you stay in power; and so the fact that the supreme leader is anti-Semitic doesn’t mean that this overrides all of his other considerations.”

 

No, but it can preclude you from wanting to allow Israel, or indeed any Jews, to stay alive and unnuked.

He said that, historically, anti-Semitic policies have been executed by governments across Europe and the Middle East at a “low cost.”

 

Low cost? To whom?

I understand he cares not that Europe’s history of pogroms (with Germany’s last one being merely the’ best’ run) ‘cost’ millions of Jews their lives and freedom, but doesn’t he know it cost Germany many millions of marks to run those camps?

His policy is to make clear to the Iranians that the cost is high, he said.

 

They already know that, nukes ain’t cheap.

 

Jebus.

Every time I end up paying any attention at all to what he says I’m utterly stunned at his stupidity, ignorance and absolutely undeserved arrogant superiority.

And that’s why I don’t pay attention.

H/T Weasel Zippers who seem to enjoy rubbing my face in stuff I’m trying to stay in denial about.

Bastids.

 

 

 

Dammmmmmit. No matter how often I tells myself not to believe in a politician I keep thinking that this time ,THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!, it’s going to be different.

Because Mr. Paul stopped talking before midnight, his speech will not have delayed the Senate’s next procedural vote on trade, now scheduled for 10 a.m. Thursday.

 

Tilting at windmills is one thing, throwing fish to get me to clap pisses me off.

 

ADDED AFTER COFFEE

His ‘filibuster’ was not and it had nothing to do with the anti-4th amendment bill, it was about getting face time and looking as if he IS DOING SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!

Now, back to my disillusionment, already in progress.

 

Eh, at least he got a few good ‘Arfs!’ and a bunch of squeezy bulb toots out of me.

 

Important Update!!!!!!

I’m going to be in NY until the end of June. It is colder here than in my refrigerator. Last night it approached the temp in my freezer.

If it snows, I’m suing someone. Not sure who, probably Gorequemada.

I miss the desert. Sonomabatch. Of course, I’m missing the good part to be cold in NY but I’ll be returning just in time for 120 degrees.