Above the post observational update!!!!!!

First, why is everybody talking about the Sony deal as a cyberterrorists when they threatened to kill Americans who went to theaters showing this?

I mean, it was bad when they went after Sony folks cyberterroristically, but then they changed to Hezbollah/IRA terrorism of just killing people. That’s not cyber, that’s terrorism.

Second, did I just see Charles Krauthammer say we needed to give the gov’t vast, sweeping powers and trust them and then, even crazier, Mara Liasson disputed that? Yes, yes I did. And so did you if you were watching the 6:30 panel (4:30 MT time).

I thought the Judge was going to blow his stack but he was far more calm than Charles’ statement deserved.

/update

Okay, that’s funny.

…caught her husband and twin cheating on her and followed them to a shopping centre using a mobile phone tracker.

She went to find husband Cheng, 30, who was completely naked in a car along with her sister.

Wait for it…..wait for it…..

they both jumped out of the car with not a thread of clothing.

But Ting saw her opportunity, jumped into the car and drove off

 

Via the only ‘stan that’s not actively trying to kill us, SondraKi.

Now, some funny endineness from Liberal Logic 101

This one is infuriatingly endy but kinda funny, in a horrific way.

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That’s all about teh fucked up. Cuz it’s true.

Next, we have the next one.

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Bingo, bango, bongo.

Although to be fair, lunatics don’t even have to get near a tea party event to be connected to the Tea Party (like that crazy loon who killed the conservative judge and shot the lefty gun-grabber in AZ).

Last, but not least in its endy funniness, is something that people as little as 30 years ago would think you were a loon for saying it would happen.

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All three utterly unfunny because they’re true.

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Below the fold, via one of the greatest web pages in the universe, Giphy, a wonderful gif.

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At Face Value

Posted: December 17, 2014 by veeshir in Uncategorized

What is, what you should never accept any of Obama’s actions?

Case in point.  Obama is going to normalize relations with Cuba.

Important, Above The Fold Update!

Congress imposed the sanctions, Obama cannot legally ease them. (as if that matters anymore)

I’m watching Foxnews and apparently, Obama misjudged the reaction, Americans of Cuban descent are not pleased.

Now, back to our irregularly scheduled post!

Why?

Why does Obama do anything? To divide the country, to make himself stronger and to further the aims of a far-left, Chicaco-political-machine.

In this case I see him as, first, helping his commie friends and second, as giving Minitrue a chance to trumpet push-poll after questoinably-demographicced poll showing how Cubans are not going to vote Dem.

Drew writes

A lot of people on the right and in the Cuban-American expat community are going to go ballistic about this but let’s be honest, it’s time. Yes, the Castro regime is a brutal dictatorship but we do business with a lot of thuggish regimes. Some are even our friends (Hello Saudi Arabia).

I disagree wholeheartedly.

First, we don’t do business with Iran or the Norks and we’ve been messing with Tsar Putin I over his murderous invasions.

China and Saudi Arabia are rich. We have to deal with them and even if we didn’t, they’re bribing every diplomat and gov’t official in sight.

We don’t have to deal with Cuba and our embargo doesn’t really affect Cuba that much, they can trade with every other country in the world.

All this will accomplish will be to allow Mintrue to attack the GOP for hating them some Cubans so they can further divide us and also ignore all the lawlessness of the Obama admin.

In a Veeshir administration, we would go the other way and work with fewer murderous regimes.

For instance, there would be massive tariffs on Chinese-slave-made goods and fuck Saudi Arabia.

We wouldn’t need terror-oil if we drilled our own (as we’re seeing) and we could make the goods Chinese make, they’d be more expensive but less likely to kill you, your children and your pets and would certainly last longer. Chinese slave goods are shitty, as if everything done by slaves and commies (BIRM).

Preach It Brother!

Posted: December 15, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

Senator Mike Lee on the latest continuing spending $trillions bill.

Since this bill was taken up in the House of Representatives, supporters of the CRomnibus have couched their support in the language of compromise. “This isn’t a perfect bill,” they say.

However, I believe it is perfect. As a representation of everything wrong with Washington, D.C, and as an example of exactly the kind of unfair, unrepresentative legislating that triggered successive electoral waves of bipartisan condemnation in 2006, 2008, 2010, and again in 2014 – the CRomnibus is perfect.

 

Exactly.

What bothers me about this is when a politician says something so good they’re almost always just saying what they think I want to hear.

In other words, they don’t mean it. I would hope he does, but it doesn’t really matter. What can “out” congresscritters do against their own party ‘leaders’?

Speaking of which,  I found this site, approved by the GOP leadership.

I like this one.

GOP Voter Device

 

 

Good Intentions Paving Company

Posted: December 15, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Presented with title as commentary.

US Secretary of State John Kerry met with his Russian counterpart Sergei Lavrov in Rome on Sunday as the US tries to diffuse tensions over recognition of a Palestinian state.

Various UN resolutions are being proposed as countries such as Germany France and Jordon hope to use the Security Council to end the Palestinian Israeli conflict.

So Congress passed the continuing spending $trillions resolution

Will they pass a budget when the whole shebang is in GOP hands?

Of course not. Obama will veto the first budget in years and the GOP just knows they’ll be blamed for the shutdown so they won’t even fight, they’ll just keep passing continuing spending $trillions resolutions.

The worst part? It’s financing only the “discretionary” stuff not the entitlements. In other words, they need a bill for the stuff gov’t is supposed to do and the stuff it’s not supposed to do happens automatically.

Nobody but reality can fix that shit and the GOP and the Dems are refusing even to accept we have a problem.

And what to the Dems do?

They release a “torture” report that has no recommendations that cost $40 million that only serves to give China and North Korea a chance to bash us while Minitrue solemnly nods their plastic heads.

Obama and the Dems keep saying it’s a mea culpa, America got something wrong and we’re admitting it!

But it’s really a thea culpa, they’re blaming it all on the CIA saying they had no idea what was going on.

You know, even though we all knew what was going on.

It’s mostly a distraction thing that allows Minitrue to talk about that instead of any IRS/Benghazi/ISIS/ebola/Fast and Furious… news.

We’re fucked.

A GOP who won’t fight and Dems who get away with the slimiest, most scummy things imaginable.

I had high hopes the Ferguson/NYC riots would spread to some real unrest so we could get to the martial law that Obama’s so obviously pining for, but I forgot when we are.

Instead of spreading all over they’ve mostly just destroyed stuff in the parts of Ferguson where the Social Injustice took place and got some hippies in Berkeley beat up.

It’s hard to be against riots when that happens.

Imperial Decree

Posted: December 9, 2014 by veeshir in Uncategorized

When people complain about the imperial presidency, I’ve seen the clapping monkeys at CNN explain how Obama has actually used fewer executive actions than previous presidents.

They’re absolutely correct. Obama has no need of Executive Orders, he just decrees and it’s done.

As a result of the president’s use of a memo instead of an official order, the senator observed: “We don’t even have a really significant, direct, legal direction that we can ascertain, precisely what the president is doing. It’s a stunning event in my view.”

What gets me is how Sessions is acting surprised.

Is he really surprised or is that some rhetorical tick?

He’s been doing that for his whole reign. The EPA shit pisses me off the most, but as with his Obamacare “fixes” Obama gets stuff done with a memo to bureaucrats.

As the GOP keeps going about their committee “investigations” that do nothing but try to get the trained seals to clap. Added 2 minutes later!!!!!! 

You know, like the farce I’m watching right now where the congresscritters are posturing for the cameras before they don’t do anything.

When Boehner and McConnell introduce a “squeezey horns for all GOP voters”, you remember this post.

Ahhh, who am I kidding, you’d have to read it in order to remember it, but I’ll remember it!!!!!!

Probably, just cuz I’m writing this doesn’t mean I clicked the link or will read it.

I’m just doing this post for some hottassery.

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Introspection

Posted: December 8, 2014 by veeshir in Uncategorized

This guy needs it.

Okay, that’s hilarious.

Having it country western makes it for me.

The only reason I know it’s not a parody is that there’s no mention of Presidential Kneepads.

Via our favorite Weasel, S.

A Hillary! campaign poster from Stoaty.

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