Endy Not So Endy? Memory Not So Rememberful?

Posted: March 30, 2015 by veeshir in Uncategorized

I’m confused on some of this stuff. I personally think Obama is the greatest threat to our nation ever. Not because he’s so bad, he’s really just an ignorant, provincial, hack of a Chicago-machine-politician, but the way Minitrue props him up no matter what he and the Dems do is very bad.

But………

Some of what he’s done is actually a good thing.

Getting the gov’t out of the space business is a good thing, I just wish he hadn’t just unilaterally cut the shuttle program.

Let’s look at the world now that America is no longer playing world police.

France is getting tough over Iran.

Now this one makes me laugh, while not intended, the results of Obama’s Smart Duhplomacy are very Roman as we get the barbarians on the borders fighting each other instead of westerners. Hell, terrorism against Israel is very low right now, they’re all busy killing each other in Syria, Iraq, Lebanon and the Arabian peninsula. His incompetence is actually doing some good things for us (not so much for the poor bastards in the middle of a terrorist war)

A bunch of Arab nations are getting together to fight Iranian terrorism.They might even start to figure out that even friendly terrorists are bad.

Everybody is noticing that if Iran gets nukes, Saudi Arabia will too and are freaking out about it.

That meme annoys me, this is not at all new, literally for years we’ve been hearing about how Saudi Arabia would get a nuke from Pakistan if Iran gets one. I’ve read this article a few times over the years since the EUnuchs started negotiating, this is the one I knew where to find. From 11/13.

Earlier this year, a senior Nato decision maker told me that he had seen intelligence reporting that nuclear weapons made in Pakistan on behalf of Saudi Arabia are now sitting ready for delivery.

 

As I wrote a couple years ago about this

First, what with fracking and other stuff (even as Obama tries to stop it), we can actually see a day when we’re not dependent on Islamic Terrorist, Brazilian Venezuelan commie or Russian thug oil, so this could be a good thing.

 

The epicenter of that conflict will not be near Israel, so I’m all fer nukular war between the Arabian peninsula and Iran.

The closest to Israel might be Syria, I don’t know the weather patterns, hopefully Karl Rove will lend them his weather machine (unless it was theirs in the first place).

We can just wait 10 or so years and then go drill through the glass for all that oil without the pesky terrorist-gov’ts sitting on it.

Let’s use that to seg our way to another meme that annoys me, everything old is new again. \

As the Arabian nukes story shows, if it happened longer ago than yesterday, it’s surprising to our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters.

The “negotiations” with Iran are a joke. A timeline of these “negotiations“.

October 21, 2003. Seeking to avoid sanctions in the U.N. Security Council, Iran began negotiations with Britain, France, and Germany (known collectively as the EU-3), and agreed to temporarily suspend activities related to uranium conversion and enrichment, to fully cooperate with the IAEA, and to sign the IAEA’s Additional Protocol agreement that authorizes more intrusive nuclear inspections

My favorite was sometime around 05 or 06, the EUnuchs came out waving a piece of paper saying, “Peace for our time!!!!” and the Iranians came out literally a minute later and said, “What deal?”

 

Everybody was surprised about Yemen acting all Sietch Terror, but what were we talking about more than 5 years ago,

“A source close to the Obama administration said the Yemenis had agreed in principle to the establishment of a Reintegration and Risk Reduction Initiative, which would be internationally funded and monitored.”

First, I’m gonna guess it’s a lot more “funded” than “monitored”.

Second, and very endy and funny, do you realize we’ll be funding a jihadi R&R facility?

 

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Something they’d like you to forget. (Bold is article, Italics is me)

Citing a more “hopeful state of world affairs”…, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BAS) is moving the minute hand of its famous Doomsday Clock one minute away from midnight. It is now 6 minutes to midnight.

Hmmm, now what could have created this “hopeful state of world affairs”, what “changed“?

The statement continues:A key to the new era of cooperation is a change in the U.S. government’s orientation toward international affairs brought about in part by the election of Obama.
Heh.

With a more pragmatic, problem-solving approach,
You know, the approach that sets deadline after deadline that is ignored while issuing threats of sanctions that China will veto.
Let’s see exactly how stupid they can get (Hint: Pretty darn stupid).

not only has Obama initiated new arms reduction talks with Russia,…he has started negotiations with Iran to close its nuclear enrichment program, 

 

Heh.

Heh I say. The Iranians want nukes, everybody else does not want them to have nukes. Iran’s compromise is to just get a few nukes. Israel is a small country after all.

Peggy Noonan would prefer you forget this.

ED DRISCOLL: Peggy Noonan, Then And Now. In 2008 she was allowed to like Barack Obama. In 2015, she’s not allowed to like Ted Cruz.

Her days with Ronnie Raygun were long ago.

Watching the establishment GOP aid Minitrue in their savaging of Cruz, Rand Paul and Scott Walker is really going to piss me off.

I’ll leave you with something I’d bet you all wish you could forget.

Topless Robot’s disturbing, Merry and Pippin bang Treebeard. Not safe for…..anywhere.

It Would Take A Miracle

Posted: March 25, 2015 by veeshir in Hotassery, Random Crap

While we’re waiting for Miracle Max, since we’re leaving stuff up here for a long time I figure it should be something important, something classy. Something that upholds all the values of this blo….wait, that’s not right.

It needs to be childish, stupid and have tits.

 

Which Cartoon Character Would You Be For A Day?

Rather, which would be your second choice? as I’m disqualifying Roger Rabbit from consideration.

Why? He’s zany, wacky, can’t be killed and

jessica gif

Yeah. I’d spend the day fucking like a rabbit.

So, which would it be?

Now, the cartoon character I’d most like to hang out with is obviously Bugs Bunny, assuming of course that he doesn’t treat me like Elmer Fudd, but which would I want to be?

Characters like Homer, Bender, Peter Griffin and others of their ilk would be fun. I mean, what none-self-respecting moron wouldn’t like to be able to do absolutely any crazy drunken thing and come out okay? I decided against it because that’s pretty much my life anyway.

The Tasmanian Devil would be cool, so long as you’re not messing with Bugs.

Super Heroes would be fun at first but I don’t want to spend the whole day saving the freaking world and, to quote Mr. Incredible, sometimes you just wish it would stay saved.

Being a guy, I could have a blast being Yacko or Wacko, sorta like Bugs but less cerebral. If I were a Wymyns I would probably like to be Dot, all pretty, petite and ready to kick ass, but I passed on them. Too obvious.

Who else?………..

Hannah Barbera has their moments, but pass. I don’t want to spend my day stuck in a pet shop window.

Tennessee Tuxedo could be fun, what with all the time travelling and learning, but you’d have to hang out with Chumley. Duuuuuuh gee Tennessee, What are we going to do today?

Me and Mr. Whoopee are going to fucking kill you.

I almost went with a super villain like Dr. Doom or the Brain. How much fun would it be to spend a day trying to take over the world? A hell of a lot, that’s how much. But then I figured with my luck it would be the day I lose to my arch-nemesis.

But I finally went with a surprise, random pick.

Stoney Curtis!

stoney curtis

Why?

Because Betty and Wilma swooned over him and I would love to have a threesome with those two.

twosomes

Getting my rocks off.

And don’t tell me Tony Curtis is gay, I don’t care, Stoney Curtis is not. He’s a cartoon character. The only cartoon character that’s gay, as everyone who watched Soap knows, is Pluto.

Below the fold, pics of Pluto being gay.

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Today’s Ridiculosity

Posted: March 22, 2015 by veeshir in Fun With Media

Howard Kurtz Today

Tucker Carlson You’re Destroying The Integrity Of The News!!!!!!!!!!!!

Howard Kurtz a few years ago.

Yeah, no biggie that I refuse to criticize one of my bosses while doing media watchdogging for another boss.

And that’s why I never watch that asshole on Foxnews.

 

The World V Reality

Posted: March 21, 2015 by veeshir in Uncategorized

So far the world is winning.

Wash Post columnist writes blatantly obvious editorial on Ferguson.

Headline

‘Hands up, don’t shoot’ was built on a lie

 

Now, he tried to cover himself by making a big deal of the Racial Animus Ferguson Officers Hold Toward African-Americans, but alas, even a little reality is too much intrusion on the Community-Based-Reality so….Entirely predictable results ensue as reality meets Wash Post.

Filling in for “Hardball’s” Chris Matthews, Washington Post columnist Jonathan Capehart told viewers Thursday night that he has faced an onslaught of racial attacks since his editorial this week debunked Ferguson protesters’ “hands up, don’t shoot” narrative.

So… another lefty who’s learned his lesson not to go against What Everybody Knows!.

 

Via Say Uncle, this has to be seen to be believed.  I clicked it, starting reading and closed it as too stupid to be read, I wondered why Uncle had linked, I re-read his short post and realized what I had been missing. It’s a House Judiciary Committe (as in U.S. House of Representatives) web page, not some random tool explaining why the GOP is the bee’s knees.

It’s all about what the GOP IS DOING TO FIGHT OBAMA!!!! ON IMMIGRATION!!!!!!!!

It’s the lamest page of the lamest gifs (not an Upton in the lot…Bastids) explaining, well, let’s let them show you how stupid they think you are.

House Republicans have introduced a bill that prevents the President from unilaterally shutting down the enforcement of our immigration laws. It does so by allowing state and local governments to enforce federal immigration law. (Yeah, I’m sure Mitch MifuckingConnell will get right on that.)

 

Yeah…. Right after folding now THEY’RE GOING TO FIGHT!!!!!!

Squeezey Bulbs for all GOP Voters!!!!!

GOP Voter Device

C’mon, let’s hear you HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!

It helps if you bite the squeeze bulb and slap your fins together while you’re doing it.

They just think we’re stupid. There’s no way they’re going to fight Obama on anything, their leadership is too busy selling out.

I am starting to wonder if the “Justice” Dept is using some of the plentiful dirt on the GOP leadership to geld them. It’s the Chicago Way after all.

obamapizza

 

In NYC, they’re going to combat gun crime with microphones!!!!!!

“Why you done me like that, Ar?” he pleaded. “Ar, why you do me like that, dude?”

The exchange, which was used in court, was recorded by ShotSpotter,….

But cases in which microphones have picked up incriminating evidence have raised the eyebrows of privacy advocates, who note that there could be Fourth Amendment implications. (pshaw, that’s like a hundred years old and doesn’t mean anything anymore)

 

Wait, ignore that part, it’s a success story elsewhere.

Officers said ShotSpotter alerted them to the 20-year-old shot on Burroughs Street….

The system locates exactly where the shots are coming from down to about ten feet and within a matter of seconds.

 

Gee, if only there was a phone number people could call that would tell the cops where shots were fired. Eh, I’m sure they know what they’re doing. It’s NYC government after all, the most competen…sorry, there’s just so much reality I can ignore.

 

Meanwhile, in Philly, protestors brawl with cops over a shooting.

This one is especially screwed up.

On the one hand we’ve had our POTUS, his entire admin (including especially the laughably named Justice Dept) and the entire Democrat-political-entertainment complex stoking anti-police feelings with bullshit charges of racism (as we’ve seen above).

On the other hand, Ferguson cops did not cover themselves in glory either, the AR-15s or M-4s they were carrying while wearing camo (in a fucking city) being followed by their APC  were not in riot gear, that’s military gear. There is no reason to wear camo in a fucking city except to Be Tacticool. That’s a threat of murder, riot cops wear riot gear like helmets, knee pads, maybe some football pads on their upper body and carry plexiglass shields, not run around with a sniper on an MRAP while they’re wearing fucking camo in a city carrying military weapons in a threatening manner.

That’s one of the reasons people are afraid of cops anymore. Plus, they’re just revenue generators anymore so it’s hard to respect them.

There are no very few good ways for reality to reassert itself peacefully in that situation, there are many violent ones.

Now, for a short, 8-second, Proclamation From Dear Leader

Ah yes, the success story that is Yemen.

US TROOPS FLEE YEMEN QUAGMIRE – Obama Spends Day Golfing, Watching B-Ball

 

So my question, is this pic the best illustration  (hat tip CBD)

obama world

 

or this one. (H/T The Rev Jim who I think sells a line of this stuff somewhere)

1workdone

 

Yeah, I wish he had put Obama golfing in that one too. First one it is.

 

Next, we have a bit of oddity that I would probably have laughed at you for saying even yesterday.

I’m actually leaning toward favoring a gun “buyback”(even though they were never yours so you’re not buying them back, leftists have to Orwell everything).

Dozens Turn In Guns In Exchange For Welding Training From Boilermakers

I think I’m in favor of a gun ‘buyback’ by a union!!!! How’s that for all about teh fucked up?

Hell, if I lived in Pittsburgh I have a gun I’d turn in for welding training. I could always buy another just like it when I start making that sweet, sweet welding money.

 

So what have we learned today? Not a fucking thing. I’m just done with actually trying to see if I can do something about what’s coming (in my own, deranged way) and just down to trying to figure out what’s going to blow up first.

I’ll leave you with one of the pinnacles of western civilization

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I gotta say, it’s so damn endy out there I haven’t even gone online in days and I cannot watch the news.

So let’s look at some ridicufuckinglous headlines and pretend shit isn’t getting worse before our eyes.

I am very excited about Ca running out of water, I have high hopes on that being the spark of reality that will ignite stuff for real.

 

As we all know, the greater Mesopotamian-metropolitan-area has been engulfed in a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia for the last…..uhh……..1300 years and it’s heating up as people try to pretend it’s not a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia.

So some funny.

Iran arrests guy for rooting for Saudi Arabian soccer team. I mean, I could see if it was the fucking Cowboys, but that’s just sad.

It’s hard to tell, but it looks as if Iran is losing (unless Obama can pull their chestnuts out of the fire), Hezbollah is going broke. ISIS is taking all that sweet, sweet, jihadi money.

I love this article.

Russians in war zone do not like questions

Whodathunkit?

So the EUnuchs talked all, “We got yer back Ukraine!!!” and then did two things, jack and shit. And Jack ran out of gum.

So how does Ukraine respond?

Ukraine Wants to Double Gas Transit Fees for Gazprom, Says Energy Minister

Heh. Fuck em all is a good philosophy when the world writes you off.

Hillary Clinton is now admitting she wants to open re-education camps for unenlightened adults.

Yay….?

So the gubmint has a terrorist hotsheet, who’s not on it? Iran and their terrorist organization, Hezbollah, they actually talk about how Iran is working on stopping terrorism.

But that’s not why I linked, this is so absurd that it scares me that it’s how I feel.

Frankly we’re kind of surprised the Tea Party was left off.

Seriously, watching how the Dems and their political/entertainment industrial complex have been working overtime to dehumanize me I’m pretty surprised they haven’t officially listed me as an enemy.

Yet. There’s still tomorrow I guess.

Which leads to this, A request by our military to conduct realistic military exercises in Texas and some in Utah with stuff going on in other 4 corner states and the area.

I’d like to know who they’re using as an enemy but I just don’t want to find out it’s me.  It sucks that Obama’s managed to make me leery of our own fucking military.

 

So what have we learned today? Not a fucking thing.

All we can do is watch exactly how ridiculous our social, moral, political and intellectual betters can get before reality intrudes, all rudely and shit, on their fantasies.

The Iran Letter

Posted: March 15, 2015 by socklessjoe in FAIL, Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault

The GOP’s Stupid Letter” is what the Gipper’s adoptive son called the group letter to the Iranian government signed by 47 Senators.

His argument has a certain familiarity to it; while the GOP actors might be right on some level about the substance, that they did it all wrong.

I really tire of this type of argument.  We heard it with any number of funding bills, filibusters, quasi-filibusters, and other tactics.  It’s almost always bullshit.

With this Iran business, I’m not even sure what a reasonable alternative would have been to the letter.  Obama has clearly failed to take the fucking hint that the Congress opposes this deal on the grounds that it will, at best, lead to an Israeli-Iranian war within a decade, and at worse would lead to a nuclear attack on Israel. Obama is wrong on procedure and policy.

How is it that Republicans are getting the blame for this?  In what possible universe is it the fault of the letter signers that Obama is an ideologically blinded imbecile who can’t be bothered to follow his own Constitution?  And if there were some fault to be found with Republican actions, how does this overshadow Obama’s apparent desire to get Israel nuked?

The next Sharknado movie or the reaction to one of the actors?

while conservative commentator/author Coulter will play the vp.

 

I won’t actually watch the movie, but I will almost definitely enjoy the reaction to Ann Coulter actually having the temerity to invade SYFY’s relentlessly leftist messaging.

The cause of Sharknado? Global Worming. Which, IMO, is absolutely pitch perfect. I mean, a ridiculously made up thing causes an almost as ridiculous and made up thing.

 

For those who care, Obama wasn’t totally inept when his peeps told ISIS the date of the coming invasion., they’re not going to actually invade.

I figure he was just trying to make it look as if he’s Doing Something to Degrade/Kill/Annoy ISIS so he had people just lie.

You know, business as usual.

Unless…… Maybe Obama was totally inept and our Iraqi and Iranian allies were forced to delay the invasion because of Obama. That sort of question is what makes this end of civilization interesting.