He’s seeking to lift the 1989 Florida ban on dwarf-tossing. Yes, seriously. And yes, it’s stupid, but does there really need to be a law on the books prohibiting dwarf-tossing? It’s not like said dwarf isn’t consenting to being tossed, plus, it’s midgets…getting tossed…it’s fucking funny. I am very much on board with revoking stupid laws that don’t need to exist, so Rep. Workman is the Anti-Nanny of the Month.
Anti-Nanny of the Month: Florida State GOP Representative Ritch Workman
Posted: October 7, 2011 by doubleplusundead in GOP Win!, Nanny StateComments
doubleplusundead 
Gimli, Gloin’s son, agrees.
While he’s against dwarf tossing ingeneral, he doesn’t need no stinking law to enforce it. That’s why dwarves have axes.
I never understood that particular law. I mean, I understood the (non) thought process. “It’s making fun of
dwar… ummm,midg… little people and therefore MUST BE STOPPED!!!!” but the person being tossed was obviously doing it voluntarily.It’s typical leftist BS, they know better so therefore they need to tell us how to act.
And it’s totally different from that bad morality (you know, the whole “church” thing) because it’s based on what all right thinking people believe.
It’s pretty funny how unself-aware today’s totalitarians are.
Dwarfs love to fly, it’s science.
I’m still freaking out over such a law…