Absolute Truth

Posted: June 9, 2012 by doubleplusundead in Random Crap

Dear God do I hate Nickelback.  And I am not alone.  This just warms my evil little heart,

Bwahahahahaaa….

Neil Hamburger is awesome.

And so are Talking Heads and Tears for Fears,

It is a well known fact that Nickelback is an aural vector for chlamydia and in extreme cases of exposure, HIV.  That’s not my opinion, that’s science.

Comments
  1. aliceaitch says:

    True story – my grandmother died in an accidentally-self-set house fire when I was 12. My mother immediately went to her hometown, leaving me with her partner who didn’t know WHAT the hell to do with two upset kids, so she called my dad. My dad didn’t know what the hell to do with two upset kids either, and his solution was always screens, so he decided to take us to a movie. What was he going to take us to see? The Talking Heads movie, Stop Making Sense. Which has that very Talking Heads song in it.

    Here’s the video from the Stop Making Sense concert.

  2. aliceaitch says:

    (I forgot to add, we managed to escape actually seeing it because they were doing a sneak preview of Desperately Seeking Susan in place of the showing he was going to take us to.)

  3. jimmydoolittle says:

    God, I love Idaho. The most unscrewed up State in the USA.

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