Above the Post immediate Update!!!!
Who won the debate last night? That would be me. I didn’t watch the previews on every channel, I didn’t watch the debate and I didn’t watch the recap. The only loss was reading Stephen Green’s drunkblogging this morning, I don’t think he was drinking at all! It was all serious and not a bit frivolous with much pointing and laughing. Very disappointing.
Now, on to our post!
We used to be the weak horse, then Bush started invading and fighting jihadis in their lands instead of ours and we became the strong horse (epitomized when Ghadeuffeya gave up his WMD programs).
Then we became the weak horse when Obama ran away.
We’ve evolved since then.
The setp-up.
As Stoaty noted
It’s like that nice Mr bin Laden used to say: when you have a weak horse and a strong horse, they both come together to laugh at the retarded horse.
Yeah, so about that.
Strong horse now that Obama’s helped Iran and Syria ally with Tsar Putin I.
The leader of Hezbollah has lambasted the beleaguered diplomatic efforts to end fighting in Syria, saying that a political solution was not currently possible.
“There are no prospects for political solutions,” Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah
Weak horse now that Obama’s got THE US OUT OF EVERYWHERE and they’re on their own.
Jean-Marc Ayrault, France’s foreign minister, told the meeting that Russia and Iran, which also backs the Syrian regime, would be accomplices to war crimes if they did not press President Bashar al-Assad to stop the violence.
He said the Syrian government “has clearly made the choice of a military escalation”.
“I am calling on Russia and Iran to pull themselves together and show responsibility, by putting a stop to this strategy,” Mr Ayrault said. “If not, Russia and Iran will be accomplices in war crimes committed in Aleppo.”
Tsar Putin I is shaking in his jackboots. He always shakes when he belly laughs.
And you know who the retarded horse is.
(Horse-faced V) Secretary of State John Kerry said in Vienna on Friday that air conditioners and refrigerators are as big of a threat to life as the threat of terrorism posed by groups like the Islamic State.
Even though that makes us looks like idiots and fools, I will say I do agree in a limited way.
A/C encouraged Congress to stay in session in DC during the sweltering months. Our nation and the world would be much better off if they were reduced to only a few months forging our chains in DC.
Who’s the screwed horse?
That would be you and me.
Leaked documents with sensitive FBI data exclusively obtained by Breitbart Texas reveal that 7,712 terrorist encounters occurred within the United States in one year and that many of those encounters occurred near the U.S.-Mexico border.
Although, since I live a couple hundred miles from the border, more me than you.
Helpfully illustrated
So who’s most boned looking at that map? NY, CA and IL, where the gun laws are very restrictive so they’re just victims.
In AZ, FL and Texas it’s a target rich environment.
Last, semi-related thing: State Sponsored Terrorism!
In the PIIE’s scenario China could choose… (to) “simply shut down iPhone production in China”.
Shit Just Got Real!
doubleplusundead 
Yeah, at his best Green can bring some first rate snark but he can be a little too elitist and Credentialed (though not quite Establishment or Liberaltarian) for my Moron tastes, as evidenced by his worship of Apple and his obvious disdain for Trump. Not surprising, really, then that this cycle’s drunkblogging is really more like poutybitchypantsblogging. I mean, dude’s trolled the InstaBrownshirt™’s readers a couple of times now about Hillary! not even bothering to advertise in Virginia like it’s a sign of Trump’s inherent weak candidacy. Surely there’s no relationship there between Hillary! and Terry effing McCauliffe (oh hai China! What’s this big bag of cash doing here?) and surely there’s nothing else going in in Virginia that might lead her to believe that she’s got it in the bag. I can’t imagine that there’d be any funny business going on, like, say, with the State’s voter rolls, particularly not with McCaullife’s oh-so-principled efforts to restore voting rights back to the State’s felons en masse by granting them all clemency via autopen, which he had to do because the State Supremes shot him down when he tried to do it by Executive fiat. No, it’s just Trump’s Awfulness that has her so confident. Or something.
Damn, looks like I’m not too frivolous either. Where’s my breakfast whiskey?
It’s been interesting watching people go after Trump saying he’s unfit, which implicitly, and often explicitly, states that Hillary! is fit for anything but jail.
By “interesting” I mean, ‘fucking infuriatingly assholish’.
Like bashing Cruz for endorsing Trump.
Which I understand, Trump could ruin all their flow of that sweet, sweet taxpayer money to use as quid pro quos to get that sweet, sweet, lobbyist money they rely on to
get re-electedbuy beachfront property and hookers.Damn, looks like I’m not too frivolous either. Where’s my breakfast whiskey?
You could move to CO, they have legal weed.
Breakfast Bongs can make the day go better. Or at least more hazy and funny.
It’s also on the ballot in November in AZ, I bet it’ll pass here.
Who doesn’t want to get as high as possible since either Hillary! or Trump will be elected POTUS?