Knew It!/Didn’t Know That!

Posted: February 5, 2017 by veeshir in The Funniest Middle Of Civilization Ever!, Trump, Trump 2020 Reelection Team

Above the Post

WTF?!?!?!?!?! Matty Fucking Ice can’t do it all, but when he needed to do it he couldn’t.

Tom Brady always does what he has to do.

Knew It.

Dr. John Bates, the former principal scientist at the National Climatic Data Center in Asheville, N.C., told the Daily Mail NOAA’s 2015 study was meant “to discredit the notion of a global warming hiatus and rush to time the publication of the paper to influence national and international deliberations on climate policy.”

Bates said NOAA scientists made a “blatant attempt to intensify the impact” of global warming to eliminate the “pause” in temperature rise since 1998. The Daily Mail claims Bates showed it “irrefutable” evidence NOAA’s study relied on “unverified” data.

 

Global Warmmongers lie. It’s what they do.

 

I did not know that.

Putin admired his (Super Bowl V) diamond ring and Kraft let him try it on.

“I could kill someone with this ring,” Putin remarked. When Kraft put out his hand to get his ring back, Putin — surrounded by three KGB agents — pocketed the ring and took off.

Geez, I knew Putin was a thuggish, midievil thug, but that’s fucking brazen. That happened when Bush was POTUS, why the fuck didn’t he do something about that?

 

I knew that.

The mistakes have not just been from newer liberal news outlets such The Huffington Post or BuzzFeed, but from legacy media like Reuters, The Washington Post, and The New York Times.

What follows are several botched stories or conflicting reports since President Trump took office.

They’re not so much “mistakes” as “deliberate lies” and that last sentence is pretty misleading. What they “botched” was that they’re not smart enough to actually come up with plausible lies so they keep getting caught.
I did not know that.

Your family (in Yemen V) is suffering because our president (Trump V) is reckless…and his administration is incompetent,” Pelosi said. “How and why they did this is because they’re grand illusionists. Every time they have a problem with something, they create another problem.”

So it’s Trump’s fault that Yemen is Sietch Terror.

Oh wait, that’s just Nancy Pelosi foaming at the mouth until words come out.

I already knew that.

 

I knew that.

A major newspaper demands Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady answer for his support of President Trump. Lady Gaga will use her halftime show to sing about “equality” and “inclusion.” The insufferable and polarizing cast of “Hamilton” will sing “America the Beautiful.” There will be not one but two ads hectoring us over the issue of immigration.

Lefties have to politicize everything. Including the Super Bowl.

I’ve been flipping to Star Trek on BBC instead of commercials. I’ll be outside reading for half-time. I’ll read tomorrow about what I’m supposed to be OUTRAGED!!! about.

Or…I could just laugh as they’re really just frothing and creating new Trump voters with every screech.

 

Via SC Cop, Everybody should know this.

footmassage

If you’re stupid enough to accept a foot massage from a stranger, you cannot complain about anything that guy does to you.

 

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Comments
  1. imadenier says:

    … how about the headline about the 8 year old girl shot in Trump’s first action in Syria … almost sounds like he personally shot her … and worse … she’s an American …

    turns out it was a commando operation “personally approved” by Trump … the 8 year old American girl accidentally killed was the daughter of Anwar al Awlaki, the American man president Obama personally approved for killing in a drone strike … and al Awlaki’s 16 year old son was killed in a drone strike soon after his father, both with much less media screeching …

  2. HayZeus says:

    Above the Post

    WTF?!?!?!?!?! Matty Fucking Ice can’t do it all, but when he needed to do it he couldn’t.

    Tom Brady always does what he has to do.

    Inorite? Especially after Julio Jones makes that amazing catch right over top of a perfectly positioned Eric Rowe and manages to slam both of his feet down in bounds. I think I started up the “HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!” chant right around the time Matty Ice took that big sack that, combined with the holding penalty, took them out of field goal range.

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