It’s Even More Stupider Than I ‘Thought’!

Posted: May 31, 2017 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!, Trump 2020 Reelection Team

Important, Above The Post, I Haven’t Had An Update In A Long Time, Update!!!!

In relation to talking about people figuring out Trey Gowdy is just throwing fish below (act surprised when you see it), we see this!

 

Now back to our post on…uhhhh….. I don’t remember. It was probably something stupid. It’s been that kind of month.
So my post on Fake News Rules! made Writer Beat.I had this in my post

Who are the “Current” officials? Why are they anonymous? Why should we trust them? Why should we trust the Wash Post? After the last week of wall-to-wall lies followed by corrections or just memory-holing.

and got this comment.

You should trust them based on review and track record.  If the Washington Post quotes anonymous sources and the information they post is deemed to be false, people wouldn’t trust the Washington Post.  It’s too reputable a newspaper to publish anonymous unverified information.

Why should we trust the Wash Post?

Because most of their reporting is accurate.

More than 10 years ago I stopped responding to comments like this. Why bother? Anybody who could write that has never paid any attention to anybody who’s pointed out the many lies, obfuscations, stealth edits and non-correction corrections over the last decades. He either never read anybody who points out the Wash Post’s many lies or he refuses to accept that they’re valid enough to rebut.

I’ll respond to most comments but I try to never try to reason someone out of position they were not reasoned into. That is a lesson I really don’t want to learn ever again.

 

I like this blog, there aren’t many readers and most of you can’t be assed to comment, but I actually prefer that. I could cuss less, I could try to get people to link me instead of discouraging it, but then I’d have to deal with people again. Look at Beppe Grillo, his readers got him to run for office… and win! That’s the kind of shit I don’t need.

I don’t blog here to convince, persuade or argue or do anything but analyze what’s going on. Looking back at my posts I see a lot of what I said being accurate and leading to what I said it would lead to. Except my Veeshir Veerless Vredictions and Veeshir Vearless Vredictions. Those really suck. While I was right in 2012 that Trump wasn’t running I couldn’t have been more wrong in 2016.

I bang these things out in as little time as possible. I’ve only recently started reading them over before I hit post. If I were trying to do anything important I’d do this much differently. Hell, I’d probably try to make money off it. And work on my punctuation. And stop beginning sentences with conjunctions. But I’m not trying to do anything important, just trying to get shit off my chest and give others a chance to vent or see they aren’t alone.

Oh, and also to point and laugh at the absolute idiocy of our current crop of Elite!s.

 

 

Too bad this ain’t funny. It is really stupid in concept considering the next sentence.

Islam is for feminists update!

Four men were booked in Rajanpur on Saturday for their involvement in a Panchayat (unofficial village court) declaring a teenage girl, who was allegedly raped by a relative, a ‘Kari’.

The 19-year-old girl was ordered to be either killed or sold off on charges of adultery levelled against her, the area’s police said.

Fazilpur police SHO Husnain Shah told The Express Tribune that the girl approached the police following the order.

In her statement, the girl claimed that she and her family were asleep at their home on Friday night when Khaleel Ahmed sneaked inside and raped her at gunpoint.

Sold as a slave. With a bill of sale. For the sin of being raped at gunpoint.

Via a Light in the Darkness.

 

This seal is sad, his horns don’t have squeezy bulbs!

He’s a good GOP voter though, soldiering through.

Here’s your horn!

GOP voters device

Related, HeyZeus had this comment,

Eh, you’re selling yourself a little bit too short there, buddy. I’m sure Trey Gowdy will throw a few stinky fish your way. The end result will still be the same, sure, but there’ll be folks out there that honk their squeezy bulbs at the Pointed Questions and the Expressions of Disparagement.

It shows he’s paying attention. And the GOP thinks we’re idiots.

The House Intelligence Committee issued seven subpoenas on Wednesday, in a sign that its investigation into alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election is ramping up in scope and intensity, according to people familiar with the matter.

More Fish! Arf Arf! Slap Slap Slap!!!!!

It does lead us to a question, it used to be Darrell Issa’s job to throw fish at me, but he didn’t get a lot of press for some reason.

Now we have Trey Gowdy performing fish duties.

Who are they going to trot out when people start to realize Trey is not serious?

For now, He’s Under Attack! but sooner or later people will figure out he’s full of shit. It’s not all that important I guess, just curious.

 

I can’t find the vid or the quote, but watching CNN I saw a clip of Hillary saying, “I take responsibility for all my decision but all that stuff that happened that made me lose? That’s not my fault!”

This is as close as I can find. They don’t have that hilarious quote, but this one is darn funny.

“I was the victim of a very broad assumption I was going to win,” Clinton said.

Her whole campaign was one long coronation, It’s My Turn!, Inevitable! and more about how she couldn’t lose, about how Trump should just go home before making himself look like a loser and now she’s blaming her whole Inevitable campaign strategery on…who? Them. Bad People.

More comedy.

“I think a lot of people said, ‘We’ll get to this after the election, we aren’t going to worry about it right now,’ but that turned out to be a terrible mistake.”

The names of those “lot of people”? Hillary Clinton.

No really, she literally said she was going to address her inevitability after the election. What the hell does that mean? Besides blaming her loss on “a lot of people”. I wonder if they were deplorable? Eh, knowing Hillary they were just deplored. She likes people even less than I do.

It’s not a Hillary interview without a bunch of lies. This one’s my favorite

“Doing something (illegal server V) others had done before was no longer acceptable in the new environment from (sic) which we found ourselves. There was no law against it, no rule against it, nothing of that sort,” she said.

Nobody did it before, Colin Power kept his personal email but didn’t use it for official business is the hat she hangs that lie on.

There were laws against what she did of course, Comey described them fully before explaining she was an important Democrat and she didn’t mean to break the law so no harm no foul.

Clinton went onto say that the Democratic National Committee was “on the verge of insolvency” when she won the nomination, with the party saddled with “poor” data. And she blamed social media sites for not more aggressively policing inaccurate stories, and voters who held her to different standards because there had never been a woman president before.

She takes Responsibility! but it’s not her fault.

Definitional problems abound with our Elite!.

 

Shit, almost forgot.

To those of you with your Trump decoder ring, the message is “Covfefe”!

 

I posted this and thought it was a kangaroo.

A drive-by Aussie told me it wasn’t a kangaroo. He didn’t tell me what it was.

On a hunch, I did a search for “wallaby” and lo and behold, I think that’s what it is!

I never knew that a wallaby was. Hell, I wasn’t even sure if it was a real word. In my defense, so many Australian words sound made up. Like “billabong”, “wallaby”, “yabby” and “adelaide”.

 

So….I got the new fuel pump installed. The car finally stays running while idling in line for the emissions place.

You guessed, it failed. The guy I had working on it doesn’t do that stuff so…..Nother mechanic!

I wonder which brand new part of my car will be replaced next!

I should start a pool.

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Comments
  1. HayZeus says:

    So my post on Fake News Rules! made Writer Beat.I had this in my post

    Congraturation! Who the eff is Writer Beat and do we care?

    and got this comment.

    I’ve read that quoted bit several times now and I’m still not sure if that comment is funnier taken as sarcasm or funnier taken seriously. The lulz, they are potent with this one!

    I wonder which brand new part of my car will be replaced next!

    I should start a pool.

    I’d call dibs on the carburetor except ISTR that not being brand new. Maybe I’ll go with the new bench seat.

    • Veeshir says:

      No, the carb is new. They’re still pushing me to change it and the distributor.
      Ain’t gonna happen.
      I figure the next guy tells me to keep the carb and distributor but get a new engine.

  2. bruce says:

    A lot of talking and writing careers involve making small things into big things, so politics attracts people who know how to drag things out so it looks like they’re doing something. Did the Founding Fathers foresee this? My impression is the system foresaw the problems back then, but the new problems of judicial nuttery and narcissist leaders (not Trump AFAICS) are unforeseen consequences of an otherwise good system.

    • Veeshir says:

      They should have included tar and feathers in the 2nd amendment.
      That way there would be an intermediate phase between, ‘Why won’t you listen to you voters?’ and ‘Say hello to my little friend.’

      Since you seem to know Aussie fauna bruce, what is that bird?
      Is that a kookamura?

  3. bruce says:

    Looks like a brush-tailed Wallaby such as we have in the bush here around Sydney. Smaller fatter furrier kangaroos. They flee fast, you usually only hear them or see their prints. ‘Thump-thump’ is the sound of them launching into a run. If you feed them they get really fat and sick like that.

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