¿Tú quieres Comere?

In any language, I love to Comey!

The funniest part about Comey is all the different storylines.

We have the Russia Stole My Election!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rematch/campaign ads from Hillary.

(Don’t tell Stoaty I stole her idea. And her p-shop)

That one is the funniest because I’m also watching the Dems, via their minitrue arm, make it abundantly clear it ain’t gonna happen.

Lots of things can happen between now and then but I just don’t think enough people will back her up anymore so we’re getting to see the crushing of her dreams as she realizes that she got Bill what she’ll never have. The people who might be sympathetic appear to be pushing Chelsea Clinton on us. That’s more of a waste of money than giving to Jeb Bush in 2016, so I applaud the effort.

 

The other story line is the made for TV movie that we’re watching unfold on TV. That’s the dueling “anonymous sources” storyline where a Dem operative, whether officially working for the Dem party or ostensibly working as a journalist, ‘leaks’ some bullshit story that falls apart almost right away,

That one’s funny too. It’s dangerous cuz they keep SCREAMING OUT more fakenews before correcting it, but it’s funny watching it fall apart. Watching Chris Matthews have to admit that there was no COLLUSION!!!!!!! was pretty darn funny.

 

Then there’s the made for Comey movie that Comey’s been throwing out. My favorite was “I can only offer you my honesty!”, but when he admitted to leaking a gov’t doc involving POTUS and then threw Lynch under the bus were pretty darn funny too.

The different storylines don’t match, nobody but Hillary is throwing out that she was Colluded Against!!!!! so that one is DOA.

Comey’s movie keeps diverging from what Minitrue spent the last months fakenewsing about but Minitrue is not interested in Comey’s revelations about Dem corruption.

The GOP just looks confused. They keep Being Concerned and Worried About Distractions but the stories all keep falling apart. They tried to latch onto Hillary’s story for a while but when they saw they were alone they tried to pretend Minitrue and Comey were simpatico but that fell apart. Now they’re just flailing and declaring they can’t do shit about healthcare or immigration because of Trump. Which makes it more obvious each day that they never had any intention of doing what they campaigned on and were elected to do for a bunch of years running.

There’s no real Comey news anymore, just corrections. It’s only worth pointing and laughing at anymore as the various factions try to keep it alive.

Speaking of which, after the Dept. of “Justice” blatantly told the FBI director to subvert the rule the law they have the balls to do this

A Department of Justice spokesman denied several claims made by former FBI Director James Comey in a Senate hearing Thursday.

“Given Attorney General Sessions’ participation in President Trump’s campaign, it was for that reason, and that reason alone, the Attorney General made the decision on March 2, 2017 to recuse himself from any existing or future investigations of any matters related in any way to the campaigns for President of the United States,” DOJ spokesman Ian Prior said in a Thursday night statement.

Comey testified during the hearing that there is an undisclosed reason that might’ve been behind the attorney general’s recusal from the investigation into Russian election interference and possible collusion with the Trump campaign.

That’s fucking hilarious. It’s every leaker and subverter of the rule of law for chimself these days.

 

Speaking of shithead GOP liars, this is so typical. It feels right so I’m going in.

Many senior and long-time staffers of the House Oversight Committee plan a walkout when Congressman Trey Gowdy takes the gavel over from Jason Chaffetz…

However, as Chaffetz plans to leave within the next few weeks, many staff plan to leave with him. Many of the staffers leaving have ties to Chaffetz and are in fact fellow alumni of Brigham Young University. Many on the Hill refer to the large number of BYU alumni serving in federal government as the “Mormon mafia.”

The staffers claim their walkout is not necessarily in solidarity with Chaffetz, but more a pre-emptive move because they strongly suspect Trey Gowdy will make changes, or fire a lot of senior staff. The top staffers of the committee are David Rapallo and Susanne Sachsman, both Democrats, who each are paid $172,000 in salary. Of the entire committee staff of ninety, only two junior members are registered Republican:

 

How the hell did Chaffetz think he was going to accomplish the shit he was elected to do with a staff of Demo… Oh right. Sometimes I forget.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think Trey Gowdy is our knight in shining armor,

Trey Gowdy takes the gavel over from Jason Chaffetz. Gowdy, who led the two-year House Benghazi probe, has secured near-unanimous support among members of the House Republican Steering Committee as well as Speaker Paul Ryan.

I can see why he has their support. I mean, it’s not easy to have a two year probe not accomplish shit but still get GOP voters out to the polls and sending in checks. That takes some serious salesmanship and utter disdain for his voters. They all have the last, not many have the first.

I would hope he would fire an entire staff of fucking Democrats that’s why I’m linking. Hope, not expect so YMMV.

 

No no no no no.

No.

Gov. Scott Walker says he thinks a resolution in the Wisconsin Legislature demanding a convention of the states to add a balanced budget requirement to the U.S. Constitution “makes sense.”

That’s just stupid. What are they going to do when Congress does not balance the budget? We get judges deciding our budget!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man would that be funny. And very fucking endy.

Critics fear calling a convention could lead to wild constitutional revisions.

Ya think?

The last thing we need is a Constitutional convention with Minitrue agitating for common sense revisions to the second amendment and a hate crime exception for the first amendment and let’s not forget the Holy Grail of lefties, The Ecomonic Bill of Rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In our day these economic truths have become accepted as self-evident. We have accepted, so to speak, a second Bill of Rights under which a new basis of security and prosperity can be established for all — regardless of station, race, or creed.

Among these are:

The right to a useful and remunerative job in the industries or shops or farms or mines of the nation;
The right to earn enough to provide adequate food and clothing and recreation;
The right of every farmer to raise and sell his products at a return which will give him and his family a decent living;
The right of every businessman, large and small, to trade in an atmosphere of freedom from unfair competition and domination by monopolies at home or abroad;
The right of every family to a decent home;
The right to adequate medical care and the opportunity to achieve and enjoy good health;
The right to adequate protection from the economic fears of old age, sickness, accident, and unemployment;
The right to a good education.
All of these rights spell security

That spells security state. I must have cut that off when cuttin n pasting.

I have a radical idea, how about we try using what we have? I’ve read it, well, skimmed it, and it’s really darn cool.

Did you know they need a reason to search your shit? No really, it’s true. And they’re supposed to say who they’re looking for, what they’re trying to find and why they’re looking and have a reason to ask for the search!

Seriously, you should read that thing. It’s pretty cool. I wonder why we don’t use it anymore.

 

I love this one.

Redneck Revolt is just one among a handful of left-wing groups that have pledged to resist emboldened white supremacists and right-wing extremists through “direct action” that sometimes goes beyond nonviolent protest—including picking up arms. Some see themselves as the heirs of ’60s radicals like the Black Panthers, while others look to the antifa movement for inspiration. Here are a few:

Bastards Motorcycle Club: A couple of years ago, South Carolinians Steven “Chavez” Parker and Joseph Guinn organized an anti-racist, LGBT-friendly motorcycle gang…

A visual representation.

Lots of BADASS TATTS and PATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to be intimidated. I foresee lots of bikes on their sides and lots of stitches ruining some pretty bad tatts.

I would like what the guy on the left is smoking. That’s one stoned dude.

 

The feel good story of the day! More fractal cuttin n pastin for dramatic purposes.

Debbie jetted off from Leeds with her ex and their three kids to the Memories Varadero Beach Resort with Thomas Cook on March 31 hoping for all-inclusive family fun at a cost of over £6,000.

But all five family members fell ill from a suspected food poisoning outbreak…

Debbie Wood said her family’s dream trip to Cuba turned into a nightmare when their hotel served them raw chicken and sewage leaked near the “filthy” pool.

Foster carer Debbie compiled an alarming list of hygiene failings, claiming that her family was served raw chicken on at least two occasions. She said the outdoor buffet selection was often left uncovered, inviting birds and bugs to feast on prepared dishes.

I really hate murderous commie dictators and the people who pretend they’re not murderous or dictators.

This makes it better

Good thing for these Brits that they can sue Thomas Cook, the U.K. travel agency rather than Castro, Inc.

I hate people who support murderous commie dictatorships too.

I am starting to support this. While it’s despicable to act as if you’re not on a slave island, it’s hilarious watching dreams dashed and digestive systems ravaged all to the tune of a shitload of money.

 

 

Let’s do some Settled Science!

 

Doomsday cults can be darn funny.

Until they siphon $trillions from the useful section of our economy to give money the parasite section.

 

Man, could I have used this in 1977.

Bugs n Drugs on Saturday morning would have been fucking awesome.

Well, so long as everybody had one. I ain’t passing my Quisp to nobody!

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Comments
  1. imadenier says:

    the 2nd bill of rights sounds great… a decent living and a decent home; adequate food and clothing and recreation; not a problem … i’d like a decent living and decent home… adequate food, clothing and healthcare …i’m not greedy, i believe in equal rights… i’d like a package equal to President Obama’s…

    • veeshir says:

      Too bad there’s nothing in there about working for those things.
      But then, rights are given to you, you don’;t earn them.

      The tree of liberty is watered by a huge farging watering can! That the gov’t buys for you!

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