Castor Oil Makes It All Sound Sooooo Much Better

Posted: November 27, 2011 by Edward von Bear in Ask a Moron, Conservatism

Ugh. Is this medicine we should be taking?

Nominating Mitt Romney is sort of like taking Grandma’s castor oil. Republicans are dreading the thought of downing their unpleasant-tasting medicine but worry that sooner or later they will have to.

I ask you: now that the choices seem to be Castor Oil (hell of an endorsement there!) or Gingrich, is drinking heavily the best choice at the moment?

Comments
  1. Jeff M says:

    I’ve been drinking heavily since early November of 2008. I believe it is still the best option going forward.

  2. Well, I think that they are serious about having us join then in swallowing something, and seem to think that calling it medicine will move us towards doing just that.

  3. alexthechick says:

    Well, I think that they are serious about having us join then in swallowing something,

    I prefer to get my protein from steak.

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