Fake News!

Posted: November 23, 2016 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, It's Science!, Obama's Fault

It’s really cracking me up watching our fine media betters freaking out over ‘FAKE NEWS!!!!!!’, when what they mean is, “People who do not push the narrative we’ve decided upon.”

Let’s look at some fake news!

Newt says he can think of 20 people more suitable for Sec State than Romney.

I can think of much closer to 100,000,000 who would be more suitable and the best part? They’re not working so they’re tanned, rested and ready!

I wanted Benito Giuliani for AG but Sessions is apparently a decent choice, I’d prefer Newt for Sec State, of course, Bolton would be my dream Sec State, but I’m really just hoping it’s not Romney or someone like him.

 

Trump is not going to prosecute Hillary!

I’m gonna wait until President Trump and AG Sessions says she’s off the hook, until then, all the news about what Trump’s going to do is Fake News!.

 

Fake News? That Obama does not hate America.

When President Obama spoke in Washington about the terrorist attacks in Paris, he was curiously unable to raise much passion. The passion came out only later in Turkey when he started attacking Republicans. Those attacks continued throughout that week, with charges that people who oppose resettling Syrian refugees in America are somehow xenophobic haters who are not in touch with American values.

I wish our fine media betters would pay attention to the screwing Obama is giving us rather than their fevered fantasies about what Trump’s going to do.

But then, if they did that we wouldn’t have President-elect Trump.

 

Mostly peaceful protestor blown up in North Dakota, she says it was the cops throwing grenades, he says cops aren’t using grenades so it was the protestors.

Hmmmm, too bad there wasn’t some way to figure this out.

Authorities are investigating an area near the Backwater Bridge in North Dakota where law enforcement reported hearing an explosion around 3 a.m. on Nov. 21.

According to the North Dakota Highway Patrol, several improvised weapons including small propane tanks rigged as explosives, as well as various slingshots and rocks, were found at the site.

mostly-peaceful-bomb

Oh well, we’ll probably never figure it out.

At least, we won’t if our fine media betters are on the job.

 

 

You know what pisses me off the most about “Science!” in the 21st century? The way it’s so dam unscientific.

Case in point.

The dwarf planet Ceres…

 

So Ceres, an asteroid with a diameter of 590 miles, is now a ‘dwarf planet’ but Pluto, with a diameter more than twice, is not a planet. Ceres is part of an asteroid field that could have been part of a planet while Pluto is all by itself.

Oh well, in another few years, when some “scientist” decides he wants CNN to pay attention, our fine scientific betters will declare the Earth a ‘planetoid’ as only gas giants are planets.

Too bad they’ll still be going on about global worming.

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Comments
  1. bruce says:

    Plastic Turkey!

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