Introspection

Posted: January 11, 2017 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Obama's Fault

Or…What The Intertubes Refuses.

 

This one is very darn funny but the comedian doesn’t even know he’s funny. I love those.

So some fool at NY Mag trying to make sense of life and Trump voters writes this.

Unlike a lot of people, who had to try to make conversation with conservative friends and family over the holidays, I only know two confirmed Trump voters….

(bunch of idiocy about how he’s an intolerant asshole but it’s okay because Trump V)

The most prejudiced people also tend to be the most provincial; they’ve never actually met any of the people they think they hate.

 

It always makes me laugh when people unknowingly describe themselves so perfectly.

 

Corey Booker, who has previously praised Jeff Sessions as a non-racist, is now going off on a Sessions is a racist!!!!! tour.

I wonder, will any of our fine media betters actually notice that change? (no, I don’t wonder, I just like to make myself laugh)

 

Speaking of which, Trump’s presser today was absolutely hilarious. He’s nearly as entertaining as Rumsfeld at a presser.

He called out CNN as purveyors of fake news while he was on CNN. The CNN tool was freaking out. He wouldn’t shut up, I thought Trump was going to have to call security to throw the asshole out.

1 Minute Later Update!!!!!

Suddenly, I miss Helen Thomas at press conferences. That would have been funny.

 

He called CNN out for this bullshit, the “Russians have dirt on Trump and they’re going to blackmail him!!!!!!!!!!” (lies pushed by fucking McCain).

They  will literally run anything that makes Trump look bad so I look forward to more and more people feeding them idiocies that match their preconceptions (Trump stole his first $million via charity fraud!!!!!!!!) and watching them run with it…right over a cliff.

The other point on that is that the Russians have plenty of dirt on Clintons (from all the bribes over the last 20+ years) and yet, now our fine media betters are worried about it.

Trump is being immunized from our fine media betters’ outrage.

 

This is typical stupidity, about how Dems are attacking a Trump nominee, Betsy DeVos, for supporting FIRE, which fine organization tries to promote freedom in a commie dictatorship (higher ed V). That’s stupid enough, but might not look stupid to people who don’t know what FIRE is, but the reason I’m linking is for this quote from Polieico.

Republican megadonor Betsy DeVos has given thousands of dollars to an advocacy group that is seeking to overturn an Obama administration policy that made it easier to discipline college students accused of sexual harassment or assault.

 

Yeah, and in Salem they were upset when people tried to stop it from being easier to burn witches.

 

One of the reasons I hate our fine lefty betters so much is because of the way they try to ruin any fun to be had by anybody.

A ‘black’ college has their marching band going to Trump’s inauguration so some arbiter of all things black told them they should not accept the chance of a lifetime.

Cuz of the hatred and racism. (Trump was the opposite of racist until 2015, back when he was still a Democrat).

 

Now, some chucklers.

This one makes me laugh pretty hard, it’s the world upside down and sideways.

President Obama’s clashes with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may cost him a membership at an exclusive golf club, sources said.

Obama is looking to join the elite Woodmont Country Club in Maryland once he becomes a private citizen.

But members of the mostly Jewish club are at each other’s throats

 

I’m not sure what’s funniest, that Jews are kicking someone out of a country club as in the last century it was Jews that were not allowed into country clubs or that Jews are blackballing a black man from a country club.

 

That would have been the funniest item of the day if this article had been from Duffelblog, but it is supposedly for real.

So the Department of Defense (DoD) decided to do something about it, and is requesting environmentally friendly ammunition for use during training exercises.

The request was made via the Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) program. Specifically, the DoD wants “biodegradable training ammunition loaded with specialized seeds to grow environmentally beneficial plants that eliminate ammunition debris and contaminants.”

I’m pretty sure that was the plot of an H.R. Pufnstuf episode.

 

Trump can’t come soon enough for our military.

Advertisements
Comments
  1. Paco says:

    “Environmentally friendly ammunition”?

    Sweet! High caliber gardening is something I could get into.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s