doubleplusundead

Two quotes of the day today.

Yeah, they probably weren’t from today.

Shut up.

First up, in talking about a new Japanese “invention” that’s an ‘anti-loneliness, miso soup bowl‘ we have this

One of the guys opined that it should be given the model name “Miso Ronery”

Why do I have the feeling I’ll be explaining that burst of laughter to someone after I die?

Next we have our own LC Aggie Sith! with a beaut.

That door a criminal breaks down? Yeah, that was there to protect him from my Beretta.

That burst of laughter? Not a problem.

What steams me about this is that both of those quotes were told to that no-account Lemur King.

I refuse to link him because it’s Day 3 of his avoiding talking about the murderiferousness of his minions.

The silence is sickening.